#'but im batman ๐' 'YEAH AND YOU BUSTED YOUR ASS ON A SKATEBOARD LAST WEEK. WHAT OF IT.'
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Alfred and Gordon starting an Exasperated Brucie Wayne's Babysitters Club
They have a Facebook page.
#brucie wayne#like he's sooooooo competent as Batman and then Jim finally gets The Reveal and thinks 'oh okay so Brucie is just like. a front.#its all perfectly calculated.' but then NOPE turns out that when he's out of the cowl that YES it is an intentional front#but NO it is NOT calculated at ALL the man knows exactly When and Where to be Brucie but he grew up a BILLIONAIRE in SOCIALITE society#he has NO frame of reference for the HOW MUCH theres so much going OVERBOARD and Gordon is just like... oh... oh god... this is the man im#trusting with my city??? this is the BATMAN???!?!!!?#BRUCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU HAVE PATROL IN TWO HOURS. GET OFF THE CHANDELIER BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.#'but im batman ๐' 'YEAH AND YOU BUSTED YOUR ASS ON A SKATEBOARD LAST WEEK. WHAT OF IT.'#and Alfreds just. just so happy hes not the only one trying to toddler leash this grown man back into acceptable levels of chaos
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