#'getting from my pizza joint to here was harder than hill sprints at Carlton' he begins
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There's an Italian festival of comedy at the MICF omg but it's in Thornbury 🥺 like not even next door to Fasolo pizza but like 42 minute walk from Fasolo pizza this is so unfair I want to see Italian comedy
#what would Italian comedy even be like#imagine how cool they'd be#they stand up there like 'just bought a Ferrari it's awesome'#'so I've got two kids a boy and a girl and panettony just started primary school and mozzarella is in kinder and'#they bring Faz on as one of the acts#he's like out of breath and covered in tomatoes and#'getting from my pizza joint to here was harder than hill sprints at Carlton' he begins#'you know you're Italian when you've got three wives - one's for cooking one's for cleaning & third is eating everything and making a mess'#All the stories from Italian comedians are basically mafia stories#every story starts with 'okay don't let this get out but this guy asked us for a favour---'#if it's not mafia related then it's pizza or pasta or plumbing or
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