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#'gyro names raccoons with launchpad and eats pudding in random alleys'
gearlooses · 5 years
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Fenton: Oh my God, it's a raccoon!
Gyro: [from the other room] A raccoon! Which one? Describe it
Launchpad: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband, Gary?
Fenton: Oh right, I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people
Gyro: What, just because we watch the raccoons in the alley? It's fun. It's like a soap opera
Launchpad: More like an HBO mini-series. Lots of plot-twists, some nudity. You'd like it. You just need to catch up
Gyro: Is it the King?
Fenton: No, it's definitely not a him because it has babies
Gyro: Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
Fenton: Oh, I dont know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate
Gyro: Of course he could. What does it look like?
Fenton: It looks like a raccoon
Gyro: Fenton, coloring, marking, hairdo, anything distinctive
Fenton: Okay. Uh, well it has three rings on its tail and its ear kind of has a notch in it
Dewey: A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community?
Gyro: *gasps* It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. I was wondering where she went
Launchpad: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, of course
Fenton: Why do you call her Big Baby Pudding Snatcher?
Gyro: Why do you think? Pudding cups, she snatches them
Fenton: From who?
Gyro: Me, in the alley
Fenton: Why are you eating pudding in the alley?
Gyro: Where else am I going to eat it, Fenton? The bathroom? That's gross
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