#'his eyes have stars' vs 'those are the inkigayo lights'

[jentlemahae]

MARK LEE / MBC INTERVIEW (240330)

[pocketofjeonbunny]

100 reasons to stan the Kim Taehyung 💜

When Tae sneezes into Kookie’s face by accident and Kookie sneezes back on him as revenge 

When he drew leashes on BTS and then got beat up later

Taehyung: “Oppa will be back.” 

When he teaches Victoria to call Jimin, ‘Jiminie babo’ *insert Jimin’s “what the hell”* 

When he spoke Russian and English to the zombies in attempt to stop them from tagging him

When he came rushing in with his bike to join Hope on the Street and then joins their dancing (8:00)

When he failed to successfully create a heart with Namjoon 3 times before getting it right

When he attempted 50 billion times to bottle flip but then Kookie came along and go it in 2 tries 

When Tae was hiding under a mattress during a game where Kookie was to find Jimin and Tae while blindfolded (3:38) 

When he tried to play the saxophone, claiming that he could play it really well, but had the boys dying because it sounded like a boat horn

The way he sprinted when he spotted a pigeon (it was actually a seagull) on the beach (1:19) 

Taehyung speaking his alien language 

When he makes pyjamas look extremely fashionable 

When he was love struck over Chopa

When he smugly showed off Chopa’s skills in front of Kookie and Miri

His million dollar smile that can blind your eyes with love, cripple your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy and giddy inside 

When he points out his pimples and tells the camera to say hello to his friend

When he was over the moon for gaining weight

When he said he believed that rabbits existed on the moon

When Kookie, in American Hustle Life, made Tae eat onion as a punishment (although he was spitting it out secretly)

When in Bon Voyage, Tae knew he was being pranked by the boys but played along by pranking them back

 When he pretended he could hear the members talking on the giant hill although he was just using their mic

Tae screaming, ‘Its my birthday’ in the middle of a Fire performance 

When Tae and Yoongi were told to describe Daegu in one word at the same time and he said ‘intestines’

When Taehyung was hardcore dancing to PSY’s ‘Daddy’ at SBS Inkigayo

When he was running from the toilets while yelling “GALLANT GALLANT!” because he didn’t want to miss Gallant’s performance

When in Rookie King, Tae sabotaged Jimin’s team in a team vs team cooking show by adding loads of salt because he knows his team would lose

When Tae knew the camera was focusing on him during an award show during a performance so he planned to sing along with the song but then sang the wrong lyrics and cracked up so hard when he realised everyone saw him mess up 

When Tae and Jin pretended to physically fight over their ‘girlfriend’ who was the camera 

When he was whipping like a pro

When he was singing the lyrics of ‘Me you’ to Jimin while dramatically and cutely pointing at Jimin

When he wrote that letter to Jimin (enough said…)

When he was dancing along to Boombayah but accidentally banged his elbow into Baekhyun 

When he excitedly danced along the sidelines with Baekhyun and Kookie to Rain’s performance of Rainism 

When Namjoon asked Tae to say thank you and I love you in English to ARMY but he instead said, “You are my everything” while intensely staring into the camera *me die* (7:09)

When he tried to say he wants to be a saxophonist but instead said ‘sexy porn star’ and then got really embarrassed. And then when he was asked to say it again he said, “woodwind instrument” instead

When he rammed his ass into Yoongi’s face while he was blindfolded (5:45)

When Tae was begging to Jimin for food like a puppy during that treasure hunt run episode (0:20)

When Tae casually says ‘thank you’ to the zombies in the haunted house while the rest were screaming their asses off

When Tae was panting like a puppy when Hoseok grabbed Tae’s long choker like it was a leash 

Tae and Kookie’s bro handshake/dance (which is hella extra)

When he said if he could have any name it was Jack (from Titanic) “Jake, come back!” (3:30)

Tae kissing the camera 

When he was so excited and fangirling over that little girl from a fan meet

When he was rocking the bandana and red hair while acting HELLA rude with a fan (mhmm you know what I’m talking about)

When he accidentally stumbles and hides his face in embarrassment

When he falls over and lands on his face while riding the hoverboard (poor baby)

When he was enjoying the fried chicken so much that he almost fell off his chair (5:19)

His red hair look in general… 

When he makes an elephant using his two moles on his arms

When he sticks his tongue out and bites his lips VERY SEXUALLY… (self-explanatory)

When Tae dances to “I Need U” in heels flawlessly (1:21) 

When he was acting cheeky by putting on and taking off the hat to get a reaction from the fans (2:33)

Tae belly dancing in Dubai (3:00)

Tae’s perfume dance to ‘Pick me’

When BTS attended Music Bank and Tae was being his usual extra self (with his fur coat and chicken dance) (1:50)

Tae’s sweet fan service to fanboys (2:17)

When he repeatedly imitates Namjoon from Dope mv

When he was whining like an adorable baby during a photo shoot and saying “me too me too me too me too” because he wanted to finish his photoshoot too and join Kookie in the pool (0:30)

Tae’s “Not. Not…No!” on Ellen (3:50)

When Tae, while acting all shy, humble and adorable, admitted in the Buzzfeed interview that in public people stare at him in awe because of how handsome he is (all those people is me) (4:40)

When Tae and Jimin were playing with the car window and making meme faces at the camera (9:02)

When Tae was rapping Cypher pt.4 at a fan meet and continued mouthing to himself even when Hoseok took the mic away from him (6:45)

When he was trying to discreetly walk past while Namjoon was being interviewed but accidentally stumbled on light cords and knocked objects over (0:26)

When he dramatically fell over while ice skating in a run episode

When Tae and Yoongi (the Hawaiian couple) get paired together MULTIPLE TIMES. 

When Taegi is always holding hands 

When in the haunted house episode, Tae cheated by using the video camera in the darkroom to see better (when the room is supposed to remain dark) 

When Taehyung and Yoongi were dabbing and dancing hardcore to New Face by PSY during the karaoke game 

When Jungkook was grilling meat without gloves and Tae was very concerned because he didn’t want Kookie to get hurt 

Tae sneezing 

Tae rapping to his favourite part in Cypher part 3 (which was Yoongi’s part) 

When Tae and Hoseok shared food with the staff members by feeding them (so kind-hearted and generous)

When Tae appreciated Yoongi for his hard work by cooking food for themselves and for Yoongi trying hard while singing and dancing to New Face by PSY on the karaoke machine 

Fancam of Tae from that mic drop performance….that body roll… No further comment 

When Tae looked smitten over Kookie 

Some Taekook moments hehehe 

When Tae was excited when the host of TheMorningMess was a fan of Daniel Ceasar as well

Tae’s hands *choking*

Photographer Tae

Tae’s ‘chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings’ *choking and combusting* 

His heart of gold 

When he repeatedly said “Our fans ARMY, you made all of this possible” in English 

When he was looking fine as hell in that bandana during their DNA performance at the AMAs 

Tae eating a huge a slice of cake in one go 

When he was imitating D.Va, an overwatch character, by cutely squatting and pretending to drive 

When the boys exposed Tae’s noisy gaming habits during an interview and Tae imitates himself “I’m fighting, I’m fighting” 

After finding out the interviewer enjoys game, Tae said he will give him his ID after filming 

Taehyung in No More Dreams dance break in Nanjing (Caution: I shall not be held responsible for the triggering deaths caused by this video) 

Tae acting all goofy and extra on the runway during their impromptu fashion show in a Run episode

When he didn’t flinch AT ALL during James Corden’s Flinch game 

When he got all shy in front of the camera while Yoongi received his award

When Tae choked on his water and laughed so hard when his and Seokjin’s song was shown as a nomination for best ost 

His love and appreciation for Jin 

Tae’s collarbones *choking* 

Tae’s vlives when he is the most relatable and cutest lil bun 

Tae continuously sipping on some mysterious substance in a cup during the Ellen show (like what the hell was in that cup?) 

Tae growling during the DNA performance on Ellen *choking* 

The hip thrust move from blood sweat and tears *combusting this time* 

Kookie attacking Tae with a lightsaber while Tae kicks him back 

Most importantly, he is the sweetest precious lil bun ever who deserves to be showered with all the love in the world! 

WE PURPLE YOU, KIM TAEHYUNG! 💜