#'oh well people are the real pest bc they throw off the balance of nature' cause im just like | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

localcryptid420 · 2 years

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I have some issues with the new season of stranger things, but I'm choosing to ignore all of them in favor of pointing out how funny it is that number one, who went on this whole rant about how strong he is or whatever, had his ass banished to the shadow realm by eleven when she was like eight, and keeps cringe failing at getting revenge

Like, how many times can you get bodied by the same middle schooler before you die of embarrassment

#imagine going on this long ass rant about how strong you are and how much better you are then everyone else #only to immediately get your ass handed to you by a child #idk i just feel like there's no coming back from that #also kinda sick of villains who are like #'oh well people are the real pest bc they throw off the balance of nature' cause im just like #why don't you eat some cookie dough ice cream and make some friends and maybe you'll calm down #also kinda upset that the mind flayer is Just Some Guy #i thought it was an interdimensional parasite that was going through and draining the life from each dimension #idk i just think that would have been way cooler :/#stranger things 4 spoilers #stranger things 4 #stranger things spoilers #stranger things

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