#'santa?' 'no. but im a dear friend of his and he sent me personally' grins wide full of fangs but the little one trusts them nontheless
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ngl but i think if a kid wrote a letter to santa about wanting an abusive family member out of the house he’d slyly send the letter down some little magical mail chute and itd end up in hell where krampus would read it and then show up to that house on christmas eve to give that kid a nice new bike and a teddy bear under their tree before dragging their peice of shit dad down to the underworld for eternal torture.
#tj talks#i just think. monsters are neat. especially holiday themed ones#krampus sets a nice new bike under the tree before going to kill somebody's deadbeat father. slay#i totally forgot about that one short story i tried to write like. two years ago about krampus visiting a little girl in place of santa#in a sort of 'you have the stomach to deal with this' type of way almost like krampus is a hitman for shitty parents. anyways <3#i should write that this season. as a treat#'santa?' 'no. but im a dear friend of his and he sent me personally' grins wide full of fangs but the little one trusts them nontheless#handing a soft nice teddy bear to her that she hugs to her chest#'but that wasn't the only thing on your list. was it?' and she slowly shakes her head#krampus sending her back to her room with a gentle pat on the head before walking *clopping?? because hoofs* to the parents room#she wakes up to plenty of presents under the tree and police in her hosue as her mother explains the sudden dissapearance and having#no idea what happened
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