#'uh jimmy you cant read miranda rights to a corpse'
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Leon: sorry, my lady, but you'll have to stay here until we can figure out who the murderer is
Morgana: what?! Why do I have to stay put, I'm not a suspect!
Merlin: with that creepy conniving grin on your face, you're suspect for anything. Like, I just bit my tongue five minutes ago and I think you did it
#source: taste closed#listen. someone reuploaded taste closed to youtube and i felt morally obligated to rewatch it#you have no clue how influential that video was on my childhood i could probably recite it forwards and backwards in my sleep#'shut your monopoly ass up. this is a homicide and we're not mall cops'#'thats a 20 foot jump. nobody could make that' 'if you 50/50 and boneless off the rail you can' 'dammit'#'you might wanna check your math on that one' *throws a globe at him* 'yeah? check your geography'#'uh jimmy you cant read miranda rights to a corpse'#*distant off-screen voice* 'you got that from j cole'#'you know who else went to high school? lebron james. guess what happened to him'#'fuck my tictacs'#'i was just joking but...yknow way to confess without a lawyer'#'jim jam jimmy man' 'oh no. its been five years and he still hasn't changed his answering machine'#bbc merlin#merlin#bbcm#fish post
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