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bitchapalooza · 2 years

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Whenever I try to think of surveyshipping flirting it fails so its led me to believe neither can flirt so now I wonder how the fuck these two even got together lmao

#'hey how did we start dating again?'#'i nervously asked you to lunch you said sure i havent eated and i nearly threw up on you out of nervousness'#'i didnt know that last part....'#'i meant to confess that on our wedding night so you wouldnt break up with me'#'oh'#'do you still want to be with me even though i almost got sick on you?'#'yeah i find your weird body attractive i wouldnt trade it for even the biggest of muscle'#'awwwww cyllene! <3'#they lack the most basic of communication skills and are very weird your honor #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon headcanons #captain cyllene #professor laventon #surveyshipping

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