#'you know you're Italian when you've got three wives - one's for cooking one's for cleaning & third is eating everything and making a mess'
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There's an Italian festival of comedy at the MICF omg but it's in Thornbury ๐ฅบ like not even next door to Fasolo pizza but like 42 minute walk from Fasolo pizza this is so unfair I want to see Italian comedy
#what would Italian comedy even be like#imagine how cool they'd be#they stand up there like 'just bought a Ferrari it's awesome'#'so I've got two kids a boy and a girl and panettony just started primary school and mozzarella is in kinder and'#they bring Faz on as one of the acts#he's like out of breath and covered in tomatoes and#'getting from my pizza joint to here was harder than hill sprints at Carlton' he begins#'you know you're Italian when you've got three wives - one's for cooking one's for cleaning & third is eating everything and making a mess'#All the stories from Italian comedians are basically mafia stories#every story starts with 'okay don't let this get out but this guy asked us for a favour---'#if it's not mafia related then it's pizza or pasta or plumbing or
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