#'you seem funny and smart. I'm respectful and old and I love our troops and also jesus. god bless' is for facebook aunties

[blujayonthewing]

I was so fucking confused by this scam at first because it's missing its demo target by so much that it's not only completely unlike any scam fake profile I've ever seen it's also actively offputting, but then I remembered while making this post that facebook is mostly for old people now