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westerlyroleplay · 2 years
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At long last — our first acceptance! We’re so excited to welcome all of our new members to Westerly, and hope everyone has a great time immersing themselves in the relaxed, easy-going atmosphere we have strived to create. We want to thank everyone who has applied and shown interest in the group, and we’re thrilled to get things started in our little coastal oasis! Under the cut are the accepted members for the applied for skeletons.
For those of you who have been accepted, you have 48 HOURS to get your account to the main page. Once you have it made, send in a message letting us know, and we’ll get you connected to the discord chat. Take a peek at the NEW PLAYER’S CHECKLIST.  We are now officially open for interacting and posting on the dash, check out our EVENT POST for information regarding our opening event.
TIS THE DAMN SEASON — Theodore “Theo” Jackson, Garrett Hedlund, penned by Lindsey
SEVEN — James Breckenridge, Minka Kelly, penned by Melanie
COWBOY LIKE ME — Nicolas “Nico” Rubio, Peter Gadiot, penned by Jam
NO BODY, NO CRIME — Anika Shaw, Zazie Beetz, penned by Mason
EPIPHANY — Ryder Dillon, Jesse Williams, penned by Bethany
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME — Wyatt Carter, Casey Deidrick, penned by Steph
BETTY — Eleanora Kingston, Florence Pugh, penned by Ace
IVY — Samuel “Sam” Breckenridge, Timothy Olyphant, penned by Mak
CONEY ISLAND — Halcombe Seo, Choo Jahyun, penned by Alicia
DOROTHEA — Kimmi Valle, Ana De Armas, penned by Hanna
THIS IS ME TRYING — Weston Albott, Chris Evans, penned by Kenz
INVISIBLE STRING — William Becker, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, penned by Lizzie
HOAX  — Lamar Davis II, Michael B Jordan, penned by Meg
TOLERATE IT — Maya Santiago, Victoria Justice, penned by Lynn
MARJORIE — Elenor “Nori” Hoffman, Zoey Deutch, penned by Kore
MIRRORBALL — Zoe Valiente, Adria Arjona, penned by Ella
THE LAKES — Loch Osorio, Sofia Carson, penned by Rachael
LONG STORY SHORT — Ashley “Ash” O’Neill, Will Poulter, penned by Laine
GOLD RUSH — Lennon Harlow, Margot Robbie, penned by Kara
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ranveer--singh · 4 years
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Appreciation post 2020
So today is the last day of 2020. Its been some what a different year as we hoped. But I must say tumblr was my espace this year and I met some lovely people on her. Happy New Year to you all, hope 2021 is better for us all.
@sunslittlesister Dana you are my sister, who been with me through all my username changes through to all the players and actors I like. Thanks for being there for me, we hade great year watching movies together our teams clowning around and all in all having fun. Thanks for sending German snacks, we should do another gift swap middle of the year. Here is two another awesome year and hopefully our teams do well.
@footballffbarbiex Amy you are amazing, I've know you since gosh can't remember but I know it was a world cup. Thank you so much for keeping 2020 amazing with everything you write. They have been my safe haven, I will cherish them all. I am so happy to find another crazy Henry Cavill fan like you who indulged me in my requests. Hope you have an amazing 2021 and can't wait to send you more chocolates, hearing bud squeal made my day.
@footballfangurl I know you haven't used tumblr as much this year. But watching movies with you been fun, you found out so early on on MI6 that Henry was the bad guy lol. Can't wait till after your exams so we can watch Sand Castle together. Thanks for being my friend, beta and all round great person. Let's hope 2021 does good for football.
@lawsandother your my little sister, I love when ever we talk because your so sweet and passionate about the clubs you support. I am so happy you started to write and are posting them all, your such a talented person who deserves everything. Let's hope for a great 2021.
@ghosts-of-puppets Kingaaa I love how are minds work together to create crazy ideas for Amy to write. She gets scared everything I send her a request. So happy to see new Virgil content and hopefully he can play next year. Man United are 2nd lol we could win you never know. Thanks for being amazing and making my dash fun with your posts.
@avsensio Lexiiiii my sister I miss you, miss your writing, but your incredibly talented person who shares the same interests as me. Your dogs are adorable and we definitely need to chat more next year.
@trentalexanders @football-laeli @dancefaeries @peterpanupinthesky you girls in the OG group are amazing. Can't believe how much has gone on but the group kept us sain, happy and was a place I could switch of to. Love you girls we still need that England nt photo.
@keanureevesisbae I am so happy I got go know this incredible girl who has the most beautiful smile. Your writing makes me smile, feel happy and your a bundle of joy. Love the time we watched MI6 together and skipped to all the Henry parts. Keep being your beautiful and bubbly self.
@wondersofdreaming TJ your my dumpling buddy, I wish there was no brexit so I could come over and try your home made dumplings. I love our calls, watching movies together even though I got a shock in Aquaman seeing Graham as king. Thanks for being such a kind spirt and I hope to be able to see you in 2021.
@littlefreya Freya your an amazing human being, without your fics this year I dunno how I would have coped. They cheered me up, made me smile, laugh and of course hot at times. Keep being the incredible person you are, cannot wait for what new things we get to see from you next year.
@luclittlepond your my Spanish mum lol your amazing person to talk to. I love that you also like Real Madrid and I hope next year they do better. Thanks for always being there and reading my stuff. Hope 2021 is good for you and your family.
@madbaddic7ed Twinnie I dunno what to say but it's your fault for me enjoying Outlander and Sam Heughan 😆🤣 Thanks for being there for me, the countless phone calls, video calls, watching movies together. It's like we twins bit far away, I hope soon we can meet up.
@toomanystoriessolittletime Steph your a huge beacon of joy. I love getting to know you, gosh your quicker then me in watching tv series. I am grateful your my friend and would love to come to Germany and try your cooking as you talk so much about it. I loved the gifts you sent over, not opened the new box yet but will soon. Love the calls we have had. Hopefully you can travel to London next year.
@emelinelovesjc I love seeing your gifs on my dash, they are so good. Even your writing is amazing, your such a lovely person to talk to and can't wait till 2021 when I can cone try your crepes.
@b-n-a-o one thing I have accomplished this year was getting you into Sergio Ramos to the point you made gifs. Such a win all around, your gifs are incredible, your amazing to talk yo and we share many smiliar interests.
@foodieforthoughts I love how this year I met a lot of Indian's in the Henry Cavill fandom. You are funny, talented writer, friendly and just as thirsty as me. Glad I got to know you and we share the same love for Henry Cavill and Chris Evans. Lets hope 2021 is good and we get to have more fun.
@toomanyfandomsshreya @unicornbitchface you girls are amazing. It's like having more sisters in my life, thanks for making 2021 amazing as you both are. @unicornbitchface Evans is a hottie lol.
@wolvesandhoundshowltogether You amaze me at how incredible you are. So glad I got to know you this year and your Henry Cavill shitposts made me laugh, fireman Sy got to be the best thing I loved reading this year. Hope 2021 is good for you.
@hlkwrites I dunno what to say but gosh your writing really made me smile. Prime Time is my favourite series and I binged it in 1 day. I love talking to you, your another brit I found on her. Love how much we have in common and I cannot wait for 2021 for you to kill us with more Rugby dad.
I wanna also thank these people for making 2020 good on tumblr, with things they reblog, writing fan fics and gifmaking @killjoy-assbutt-1112 @thelastsock @demivampirew @dancingwendigo @dangerouslovefanfic @infinite-shite @the-soot-sprite @luna-aestas @fishcustardandclintbarton @yespolkadotkitty @august-walker @lxndonorris @emyearns @oh-for-fic-sake @sciapod @mariestark @crimsonrae @kaibacorpdork @nuggsmum @ladyreapermc @hell1129-blog @brexrif @promptandpros @hollydaisy23 @penwieldingdreamer @viking-raider
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my-emotional-self · 5 years
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The Mission Chapter 11
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Pairings: Ari Levinson x Reader
Warnings:  swearing, angst?
Summary: Ari Levinson tries to recruit you for Operation Brothers.  While you weren’t ready for any kind of mission, you obliged after much consideration. You didn’t plan on falling in love along the way.  But will Ari return those feelings? Or will his heart only be on the mission?
Another few successful months at the resort and with the mission and everyone couldn’t have been any happier with how things were turning out.  It was now well into September of 1980, six fully successful missions under the crews belt.  
After your fun little diving excursion with Ari, yet again, nothing had happened between the two of you and to be honest, it kind of hurt.  Ever since you were younger, you had always been a giving, caring and passionate person with a big heart.  And when it came to having feelings for people, or bonds, you couldn’t just stop them. It was one of your biggest flaws. But you pushed those feelings away and still had fun around the resort with Ari.  His personality was infectious and you found yourself always in a good mood around him; even if he was pissing off Sammy.  You trusted Ari and his decisions, even if they were risky because you knew his heart was in the right place; to save refugees.  
Ari would sometimes come and sneak into your room in the middle of the night and you would wake up to him snuggling you; his arm secured tightly around your mid-section.  Other nights, when you couldn’t fall asleep, you would slink off into his room and do the same.  It was on those nights, where you would sleep in bed with Ari that you found the most restful night’s sleep.  
The warm sun shone on your face as you stretched your limbs that morning.  Ari had snuck into bed with you, but as usual, he was already gone by the time you woke up.  With a sigh, you got up and went to the bathroom to relieve your full bladder. You splashed some cold water on your face, brushed your teeth and got dressed for the day.  
As much as you wanted to wear you swimsuit with a tank top and sarong, you had other plans today. Instead, you put on a pair of long pants and a long sleeved shirt, covering your head in a scarf.  You had talked to Chef Aziz last night about making a few fresh loaves of bread for you this morning so you could take them into the nearby village for trade.  It was one of your favorite things to do; go into the village and trade fresh food for some gifts and knickknacks.  
Over the course of the last few months, you had really gotten to know the locals in the village and they loved that you spoke their native tongue.  Naturally you didn’t tell them anything about you or the resort, and you used a completely different accent than your German one as well.  As much as you wanted to be truthful to them, you knew it could cause great risk.  
Placing your sunglasses on your eyes, headed towards the main lobby where the crew was dining for breakfast.  “Hey guys, I’ll be back in a few hours,” you said, noticing both Sammy and Ari weren’t around.  
Rushing into the kitchen, Chef Aziz greeted you with a smile as he produced three fresh loaves of bread for you.  
“Thank you so much,” you gushed in his native tongue as you placed the bread into your canvas tote. Grabbing the keys to one of the trucks, you began to drive to the local village nearly a half hour away.  
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Ari was breathing deeply, the music blasting through the speakers of his Walkman as he ran down the beach.  He felt a nudge to his right and he turned to see Sammy now running next to him.  
He took the headphone off his ears, nodding at Sammy.  “Hey man, what’s up?”
Sammy shrugged, yet had a smile on his face.  “Not much. I’ve just noticed how close you and Y/N have gotten since we’ve been here.”
Ari shook his head. “If you haven’t noticed, I’ve gotten pretty close to everyone since we’ve been here.”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“There’s nothing going on between us,” Ari denied.  He wasn’t lying because he was shameful of you or anything; it was nothing like that. It was the fact that he was the leader, the one in charge of this crew and he didn’t want the others to think his mind was on anything else but the mission.  Truth be told, he was truly starting to gain feelings for you.  He loved spending time with you, whether it was just eating lunch and dinner together, doing workout classes with the tourists together, or sleeping peacefully next to one another.  Based off your experience, he knew you weren’t someone like Rachel; someone who could defend themselves.  And while you haven’t really needed to use your skills all that much, he was genuinely impressed with how well you had handled things when the Colonel first came sniffing around.  You held it together and didn’t blow the cover; he couldn’t have asked much more than that.  He also saw the way you bonded with the staff of the resort, being able to speak Arabic with them had really helped.  He saw what a big heart you had and how dedicated you were to this mission.  But he needed to put forth his leadership, no matter how much it hurt him to sometimes step away from you.  He couldn’t deny it though, the few times you had kissed and had gotten a little frisky, were the best days of his time spent here; besides successful mission days of course.  
“Hey, I’m not saying it’s a bad thing.  Hell, Rachel and I have grown a lot closer too, if you know what I mean.”
Ari chuckled, nodding his head.  “Yeah, I’ve noticed.”
The two men ran back to the resort together, heading towards the tables where the rest of the crew were sitting and eating breakfast.  
“Ok, I got some intel late last night and I need to make an announcement,” Ari said, placing his hands on his hips.  “The Hadandawa have been invading a few of the local villages lately, taking girls and women for human trafficking and since we just finished our sixth successful operation a few days ago, I want everyone to stick around here at the resort. We’ve got plenty of food to go around. I just don’t want there to be any risk, especially with you Rachel, and Y/N.”  His eyes scanned the table, noticing two things.  One, you weren’t there at the moment, and two, the dropped faces of Rachel, Sammy, Jake and Sam.  “What’s the matter?  Where is Y/N by the way?”
“She mentioned the other day about going into the closest village to trade some bread for a few items. This morning she took a truck and said she would be back in a few hours,” Rachel spoke up, fear lacing her voice.
“Fuck!” Ari growled out, his jaw clenching.  “When did she leave?”
Rachel looked at her watch. “About a half hour ago.”
“Max, you’re with me. Everyone else stay here in case she comes back.”  
Max dashed out of his chair, rushing to the truck with Ari.  Ari placed the key in the ignition, put it into drive and slammed on the gas. His heart hammered in his chest, fear encasing him at the thought of you being taken.  He just needed to get to you before anything could happen.  
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“Thank you!” you spoke in Arabic to Amina, one of the vendors as you gave her a loaf of bread. She handed over a stack of beautiful hand crafted beaded bracelets and you placed them gently in your canvas tote. You had known Amina for a while after you started coming to visit the village to trade food for items.  She always had the most beautiful jewelry and no matter what, she was always the first person you went to when you visited. In reality, she was a great friend to you.  The two of you always chatting for long periods of time each time you came here. She had a beautiful smile and you were instantly drawn to her wonderful personality.    
The peace of the late morning had soon turned to dread as worry began to etch across the faces of the local villagers.  Turning to see what they were looking at.  Your heart dropped at the sight of the many trucks billowing down the dirt road, heading straight towards the village.  Your hands began to tremble, thinking it was the Mukhabarat; your body shaking at the thought of seeing Colonel Ahmed again after the last encounter you had with him.  
But your thoughts were quickly shaken by someone grabbing your hand; it was Amina.  “Come quick, we must hide.  It’s the Hadandawa and if they find you, they will take you,” she spoke in her native tongue.  
Your eyes began to water as you remembered Ari speaking about it with you and the crew the first night you arrived.  They were known for human trafficking; especially going after girls and women.  
Amina quickly began to pull at your arm and you turned to face her, dashing off into the long grass; praying you would be able to hide good enough until they left.
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adonisstyles · 7 years
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Thigh riding!!! 👅
A/N: Thank you to @imaginemea-song also the Chris detail is for you *mwah*
You’d found some time off to finally visit Harry on tour. It was fortunate that his stop in Boston lined up with your time off. You loved Boston- it was the seat of the American Revolution and home to Sam and John Adams among others. So while Harry was doing promo and soundcheck you’d visit the local sights. After a day of sightseeing you did your hair and makeup and changed into a nice floral Gucci dress Harry Lambert had sent along for you. When you screeched into the pre-show party you saw Harry across the room in a matching yellow floral suit. You wanted to die. If you had a fashion weakness on Harry, it was a well-crafted yellow silk suit. The way the fabric hugged his thighs, you knew you were in trouble. You could feel the heat pooling in your pelvis and he hadn’t even looked at you yet.
He spotted you and waved with a smile. You made your way over, taking a small detour to grab a flute of champagne. As you got closer you realized Harry was talking to Chris Evans. Now you really wanted to die. Sure you knew he was from Boston but how did Harry know him. Nevermind, you didn’t want to know.
“Hey, love,” he spoke as he lent in to kiss your cheek. You promptly blushed and mumbled a greeting.
“Jus’ been chatting with Chris here,” he motioned. “This is my girlfriend.” Chris extended a hand which you shook and then internally died.
“Nice to meet you. Hate to dash but my date’s here and we should get seated,” Chris said giving Harry one of his trademark left boob grabs. “Thanks, man!”
Harry waved before looking back at you and taking in your fairly flustered appearance.
“What’s the matter love?” he queried. “You look you’ve just seen the ghost of David Bowie.”
“Well for starters I was running late so I ran here,” you paused for a breath. “Then I walk in and see that Harry’s played matchy-matchy with us,” you pause again. “And you know what you in yellow does to me.” He smirked evilly at this. He did in fact know.
“To top it off you’re talking to Chris Evans like I haven’t had embarrassing dreams about him.”
At the end of the rant Harry is positively bursting, his dimples on full display. He slips his hand to your lower back as he walks around the room greeting the few people in the room he hasn’t spoken to yet.
“Darling, Harry didn’t chose that dress, I did,” he corrected. “And I know you love Chris, may have invited him for just that purpose.” The smirk on his face was wider than Texas and you were so prepared to slap it off but instead you narrowed your eyes and kissed him on the cheek.
“I’m gonna go find Lou,” you whispered. “At least she doesn’t make fun at my expense.”
You sashayed out of the room and off to the side stage. You didn’t see Harry’s appraising look. He enjoyed your body in yellow Gucci as much you enjoyed him in yellow Gucci.
You fiddled around with the band for a while as MUNA took the stage. You were purposefully avoiding Harry, you were a little upset with him but mostly your ovaries would explode if you and that yellow suit were too close for too long.
Once Harry took the stage you couldn’t take your eyes off him. Watching him dance, sing and joke his little heart out. You especially couldn’t take your eyes of his stupid thighs in those stupid trousers. Next time you and Lambert were in the same room he’d get an ear-full. When Sign of the Times started you knew the show was almost over. You crossed and uncrossed your legs. You shifted from side to side. You tucked your hands between your legs. No use, no use at all. The heat still roiled and soon you’d go mad.
As Harry pranced off stage, sweaty and high on adrenaline you snagged him by the pussy bow of his shirt and drug him to the green room. Once inside you locked the door and pushed him down on the couch. A predatory look on your face, Harry tucked his lower lip between his teeth and smirked both dimples on full display. You hiked up your skirt and straddled his lap.
“You have done nothing but make fun of me and look ridiculously good since I landed,” you moaned out. “So I’m just gonna take what I want.”
You rest your hips on his thigh and tilt your pelvis just slightly. You wrap your arms around Harry’s neck winding your fingers into his baby hairs. Harry watches you grind yourself, moaning when he feels the wetness start to seep through his trousers. One of his hands is on your hip giving you a rhythm and some extra pressure. The other finger makes its way into your underwear and presses your clit.
“Go on babe, take it,” he moans- watching your hooded lids and flushed cheeks.
You moan out with the mounting pressure in your belly push your pace. It’s so close you can feel it.
Harry pulls you in to him and begins nipping a hickey just behind your ear. The added sensation and the rumble of his moan pushes you over. Lights explode behind your eyelids and you drop your head back. Only your arms around his neck anchor you to Earth.
When you come to the first thing you register is Harry’s self-satisfied smirk.
“Thought I’d have to yell at Lambert the next time I saw him,” you remarked. “Maybe I’ll have to thank him instead.”
“Oi, it was my idea!” he interjected as the smirk dissolved into a pout.
“Or I could thank you, if you’d like,” you murmured.
“I think I’d like that very much,” he whispered with a searing kiss.
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lilyjevans · 7 years
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 hello !! some friends & i have created a harry potter mumu, and we’re looking for a few more more members! we’re going to be roleplaying in all of the verses (canon & au)! if you’re looking for a no-pressure group where people can just play all the characters they’ve wanted to including their original characters, then here we are !! we are looking to keep this rather small player-wise, so we’re looking to add somewhere between 3-7 people. you can play one character or a hundred, it’s entirely up to you ! we’re just looking for players who want to have fun roleplaying ! 
if you’re interested, check below the cut!
okay so let’s get down to business:
this group is very chill lowkey. we aren’t going to have activity checks or anything like that, but we do ask if you’re not interested anymore to let us know so we can check around to see if anyone might wanna pick up a canon you could be leaving.
we would prefer players to be 16+ because of potentially mature plots. some plots that we do not want to see on the dash are incest, racism, pedophilia, homophobia/transphobia, or anything involving graphic sexual abuse.
we would like you to have access to discord. once we have our new members, we’re going to make a discord chat that we can all chat in! we aren’t going to make it mandatory, but we highly, highly recommend having it. our goal is to make this a long-lasting mumu & we feel we need a great deal of communication to make that happen.
this is first come, first serve so if someone gets their form in before you for the character, they’ll get them! same goes for the faceclaim(s).
on the topic of faceclaims, we aren’t super picky about them, but we ask that you not choose any faceclaims that are largely considered problematic, deceased, or underage. additionally, we do ask that you refrain from repeating faceclaims in the same generation. we’d prefer if all the faceclaims weren’t repeated, but if you absolutely need to play max irons in the next generation era, we likely won’t say no! if you don’t really wanna use a faceclaim, but would rather just write, that’s okay too! on a similar note, we also are okay with you choosing more than one faceclaim for different periods in their life; for instance, andromeda has kaya scodelario for her hogwarts years, melanie scrofano for her younger adult years, and michelle fairley for her older adult years.
we don’t care if you use gifs, icons, or nothing at all. if you use gifs or icons, we don’t care what size they are. use whatever you want (but please make sure people can actually see them. 50x50 is not accessible!).
we don’t care if you format your posts or don’t, but again, please try to make sure it’s accessible. using <sub> and <small> is very difficult to read.
we are completely welcoming of original characters! we would absolutely love to see them!
you can play as many characters as you want! as you can see from the taken list below (we’re sorry!), we couldn’t really stop ourselves.
this mumu is not following a specific plotline in any of the verses. you can follow canon, do an au, write the characters at any point in their life, whatever you want! our goal is just to write the characters we love! if you want to write out exactly what happens in canon, go for it! if you want to write about james and sirius taking their bromance to narnia, go for it! 
our only two real rules here are: tag your triggers & be polite!!
If you’d like to join us, fill out this quick little form and send it in to me!
Name:
Age: Character(s) Desired & Faceclaim(s): Tell us something fun about you: Are you okay with using discord to chat, plot, and scream about our favorite characters?:
Once you send that in, please wait for a message saying that you’ve been approved and make your blog. You can use one blog, many blogs, sideblogs, whatever you want! I know two of our members will be using one blog for all their characters & keeping track with their tags while the last will have a main blog with far too many sideblogs. We’re okay with whatever! We’ll add you to a followlist and the discord chat then! You can find the followlist here & our masterlist of taken characters here! Any updates will be posted in hpgenshq tag here!
When you’re added, feel free to begin writing! You can post an introduction, information about your character, wanted connection, or just post an open starter. We’re going to use the tag hpgenshqstart for open starters so make sure to check there. We’d like you to have some sort of tagging or label to let people know where and when your character is just so they will have more background for their own replies. 
Feel free to reblog this to get it out there. We’ll likely close applications after we get some new members, but we may reopen them if we feel we need some more characters filled. Check under the cut for some wanted canons & our list of taken characters & faceclaims!
WANTED CHARACTERS* (ORGANIZED BY THEIR MAIN GENERATION)
This list is in no way comprehensive! If there’s any other canon characters you’d like to play, bring them to us! I promise we will love them!
Note: Some characters may be listed under more than one generation!
Founders Era
Any and all OCs welcome!
Fantastic Beasts Era
Queenie Goldstein
Jacob Kowalski
Albus Dumbledore
Aberforth Dumbledore
Gellert Grindelwald
Credence Barebones
Any and all OCs welcome!
Marauders Era
James Potter
Peter Pettigrew
Mary MacDonald
Severus Snape
Rodolphus Lestrange
Lucius Malfoy
Any and all OCs welcome!
In Between (Tonks, Bill & Charlie Weasley’s) Era
Any and all OCs welcome!
Percy Weasley
Penelope Clearwater
Golden Trio Era
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Draco Malfoy
Victor Krum
Percy Weasley
Fred Weasley
Seamus Finnigan
Neville Longbottom
Cho Chang
Rolf Scamander
Next Generation Era
James Sirius Potter
Albus Potter
Rose Granger-Weasley
Hugo Granger-Weasley
Lorcan Scamander
Scorpius Malfoy
Dominique Weasley
Louis Weasley
Lucy Weasley
Molly Weasley
Any and all OCs welcome!
CURRENT MEMBERS
Ali ;; http://amberlewrites.tumblr.com/  
Bex ;; http://bexrps.tumblr.com/ 
Maggie ;; http://whirlwindofawriter.tumblr.com/ 
TAKEN CHARACTERS* (ORGANIZED BY THEIR MAIN GENERATION)
Founders Era
Salazar Slytherin ( Cillian Murphy )
Rowena Ravenclaw (Katie McGrath )
Godric Gryffindor ( Max Irons )
Helga Hufflepuff ( Kata Mara ) 
Fantastic Beasts Era
Newt Scamander ( Eddie Redmayne )
 Porpentina Goldstein ( Katherine Waterston )
Leta Lestrange ( Zoe Kravitz )
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Para: Sam Asks Mercedes Out
Who: Sam and Mercedes
When: Feb 13-14, 2012
Where: Mercedes’ Locker
What: Sam finally gets the courage to ask Mercedes out
Sam was a little nervous as he approached Mercedes’ locker. He was finally going to ask her out after almost two years of wanting to. He’d broken up with Quinn over a year ago, and though it had been pretty mutual and they’d remained friends, he hadn’t wanted to jump to asking Mercedes out. For one, she was also friends with Quinn, and he didn’t think it was cool for him to just hit on her. For another, she was still his best friend outside of Blaine, and he wasn’t sure she even liked him. But Quinn had started hooking up with Puck a few months ago, and Sam thought she probably wouldn’t care if he asked out Mercedes. So now he was.
Mercedes was having one of those days where everything seemed to go badly. She hadn’t done well on her math quiz, which meant she’d have to really work hard to get her average up. Everyone was talking about Valentine’s Day, which didn’t help her day get any better, and now, her favorite Storm magnet had fallen and slipped underneath the lockers, never to be seen again. She let out a sigh and contemplated just going back home and sleeping off these blues.  She looked up and seen Sam walking over, and it made her smile a little, despite her bad day.  “Please tell me you’re having a better day than me,” she said to him.
He'd been practicing what he wanted to say to Mercedes as he approached. He was happy but even more nervous when he saw her standing there. He'd opened his mouth to greet her, but then she was speaking. It brought him up short. “Uh...oh, are you having a bad day?” he asked, his hopes immediately dashed. He didn't want to ask her, have it be weird, and make her day even worse. “What's wrong?”
“I suck at math, I lost my fave Storm magnet, and Valentine’s Day is coming up and I feel like blech about it, but I don’t want to make anyone else feel bad if they’re happy.” She sighed. “I don’t even know if that made sense.” She looked at his face and tilted her head. “Is everything okay? You look like you have something on your mind.” Sam was her closest guy friend, and they had hung out a lot over the past few years, so she could usually read his face and know if something was up.
Did she hate Valentine’s Day? Had he missed that? He was starting to feel a little panicked. “You don’t suck at math. You’re so smart, and I’m sorry you lost your Storm magnet. Where did it go?” He looked around on the floor but didn’t see anything. “Nothing’s on my mind. Just...it’s nothing.” There was no way he could ask her out now. He was freaking out.
She pointed at the small line where the lockers met the floor. “It got sucked into the void.” She switched out a few books, her attention back on him again. “Sam,” she wrinkled up her nose as she said his name in a soft, sing-song tone.  “Seriously, what’s going on? You don’t have to give me the big brother face, I’ll be fine. You know I struggle with math sometimes.” Which was true, math had always been her struggle class. He really was giving her the face he gave the twins whenever they were needing a pep talk, it was a very cute face.  But it was Sam, every face was ridiculously cute.  And she didn’t hate Valentine’s Day, she just wished that for once she’d actually have a valentine.  The fun thing to look forward too now was that Sam’s birthday was the day after, so there would at least be fun times with him and the twins.
Sam shook his head. “I’m not giving you big brother fce. I don’t even know what that means,” he countered. “Do you want me to Hulk-smash the lockers so you can get it back?” He flexed his muscles and furrowed his brow. “Hulk-smash locker for pretty girl get magnet,” he said in his Hulk tone.
Mercedes started to giggle so hard she had to cover her mouth before she did the laughing snort thing that she hated.  She loved Sam’s voices, he was so good at them, and this one was no exception. “Oh my...I needed that laugh.” She didn’t feel so moody and defeated anymore.  “You always make me smile, Sam, thank you.”  She gave him a quick hug of appreciation.  “Also, no Hulk-smashing the lockers. Even the Hulk can get detention for damaging school property,” she grinned.
“Worth it it will be,” Sam said, switching to his Yoda impression. “I’m glad I made you laugh. I hope it made your day better,” he spoke softly, looking into her eyes a moment. He really loved when she laughed. It made him feel like a king, and the hug she gave him, socked him in the gut. He just really liked her. He wanted to ask her out, but he was really worried that it just wasn’t a good time.
“You always make my day better,” she smiled as she nudged him gently.  It was ridiculous how this gorgeous, sweet, and dorky guy was her best friend.  Did she have a crush, maybe? But she was a pro at keeping that out of her mind.  Mercedes Jones was the queen of secret crushes.  “So, are you going to tell me what you were thinking about earlier? Am I going to have to go Chun-Li on someone? Because you know I will.”
It made him feel even better that he always made her day better, and he could help the grin that widened across his face. “It’s nothing like that. Like no one did anything. I was just kind of thinking about something. I’m good,” he assured her. They were having such a good moment he didn’t want to ruin it.
“Okay.  But you know you can talk to me about anything, right?” She closed her locker and then shifted her books to her other arm.  “Wizard Con is just a few months away, I’m sure I’ll find another Storm magnet, I think I just felt a little funky about the C on my math quiz.”  She was feeling more positive now that Sam had come along, he had the effect on her.
“I just like a girl...I don’t know if she likes me back. I was gonna ask her out, but now I don’t know,” he answered, just so she wouldn’t think something was really wrong. “We’ll make sure you get a new awesome Storm magnet, and you’ll do better on the next quiz.”
She gasped softly. “Sam Evans, how did I not know you’re crushing on someone?  Look, if she has any sense at all she will be completely honored and thrilled to be asked out by one of the hottest, funniest, sweetest, and talented guys at this school.” She replied with honesty. “I can do recon if you want, chat her up and scope out her response before you ask?  I’m your friend, I can be your wingwoman.”  She was completely behind Sam dating. The thing with him and Quinn didn’t last long, even though they made a visually stunning couple.  Sam was too awesome a guy to not have a girlfriend.  She had clearly forgotten about math quizzes and magnets now with this new mystery girl on topic.
Sam paused. He hadn’t expected her to get that interested in his “crush.” Now he wasn’t sure what to do. “Um...no, I don’t think you should ask her,” he said quickly. It wasn’t like she could just ask herself. “Um...she probably doesn’t like me. It’s okay. I’m fine with it.”
He was acting, weird, but maybe he just didn’t want to talk about it with her, so she decided to let that subject drop.  “Oh...okay. So are you excited about your birthday?” She asked with a grin.  She had bought his present before Christmas, and then she had taken the twins to get his gifts last month.  Shopping with those two had wore her out!
Nodding, Sam smiled. “Can’t believe I’m about to be seventeen. That’s crazy. Are you still coming over to celebrate?” he asked. Even if she wasn’t his girlfriend, he still wanted to spend his birthday with her. “I think the rule is that you have to let me beat you on my birthday. It’s a must.”
“Of course I’m going to be there.  If I thought I wouldn’t get grounded by my parents and yours, I’d pillow smack you at exactly midnight just to wish you a happy birthday,” she smirked. Her eyebrow raised with amusement as she listened to him make his case for letting him win at a game.  “But it’s so fun to see you pout when I beat you!”
“Well, are you going to Sugar’s Valentine’s party? You’ll probably see me at midnight. I’ll let you spank me if you want,” he joked, winking at her. He wondered if she ever thought it was weird that she was the only person he wanted to spend his birthday with besides Blaine.
She shook her head. “Everyone that’s going is either coupled up or going to hook up, I’d be the biggest third wheel ever.  I might come just so I’m not the only one that didn’t at least make an appearance, and I mean, you’re offering up a birthday spanking as incentive.” She laughed softly, covering up the fact that the idea of her smacking his butt had made her face flush with warmth.
Sam nodded. He’d wanted Mercedes to be his date so that they could be coupled up, but he didn’t think she’d want that. “Well, I’ll be there single to, you know…” he said slowly. “I...wanted to ask the girl I liked, but, again, that’s not gonna work out….but I did want to know if you like just hate Valentine’s Day or…?”
She shook her head. “No, I don’t hate it. I’m just kinda bummed that I never have a valentine. You see all the flowers, balloons, stuffed animals and cute stuff, and it’s never for you.  Ugh, I sound so pitiful, sorry.”  She turned to look at him.  “Don’t give up on that girl, okay?  She may like you and think she doesn’t have a shot, so she doesn’t say anything.”  She had no idea who she was, but she was really lucky to have Sam interested in her, even if she was clueless.
Her words gave him an idea, and he felt a lot more confident about maybe having a shot with her. “Yeah, I won’t, but hey, I need to head to the store. I’ll see you tomorrow in front of the lockers. Just...meet me here before class, okay?”
“Uhm...okay,” she wasn’t sure which one of them was having the most off day.  His mind was clearly somewhere else at the moment  “See you tomorrow.”
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Sam had gone immediately to the stores after school, picking up various items to enact his plan. He arrived early the next day and got to work on her locker. She’d given him her combination once, and he’d used it to break in, filling it with chocolate, flowers, and a teddy bear. Then he taped the hand drawn card he’d made to the door. The last thing he needed to do was secure the balloons to her locker, and then he was done. He hadn’t been able to say it the day before, but he was going to ask her today.
Mercedes was humming softly to herself as she made her way down the hall to her locker.  She could see some balloons and could feel herself already wanting to roll her eyes.  That was until she began to get closer, and realized they were on her locker.  She actually just stood there for a moment, wondering if someone had gotten the wrong locker number.  The very cute card on the locker door confused her even more because the art style seemed very familiar. She carefully opened her locker, not wanting to mess up someone’s well thought out surprise, even though they got the locker number wrong.  But once she did, she could no longer say there was a mistake as she came face to face with a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a teddy bear, and candy.  She was stunned to say the least, standing there in awe as she looked at everything.
He walked over across the hall just out of sight so that he could watch her reaction when she saw all of the things he’d done. She looked genuinely surprised, and it made no sense to him that no one had done this for her before. He needed to ask her out. He wanted to be with her so badly, more than he’d wanted to be with anyone. He just needed to do it. It had been like almost two years since they’d met, and he’d liked her for forever. He just needed to man up and do it. He took a deep breath and walked over to where her locker was and smiled. “Happy Valentine’s Day,” he said with a large grin.
She looked at Sam slowly, then looked back at her locker before looking at him again. “You did this?” She whispered in disbelief, the look on her face still showing surprise.  Sam Evans doing something like this was not surprising, he was a very all in kind of guy, and she loved that about him.  But she just didn’t get why he did this for her.  Sure, she got stuff from her parents and brother, but as close to her as Sam was, he wasn’t obligated like family.
Nodding, Sam leaned against the lockers. “Yeah, I did. I just...you said no one’s ever done this for you, and that doesn’t make any sense to be me because you’re just so funny and nice and beautiful…” He was just kind of word-vomiting all over the place because he was nervous. He took another breath and tried it again. “I wanted to do this because...I’ve been trying to figure out a way to tell you how I feel and ask you out for like...months now. So, I probably went a little crazy, but I didn’t know how else to show you how I feel.”
Mercedes eyes were already wide, but the more Sam talked, the wider they got.  Her lips opened slightly as she began to actually process what he was saying to her, how he was saying it to her.  He was rambling, which he only did if he was really excited or really nervous. Was she the girl he had been talking about yesterday? That...no way! She slowly stepped a little closer, her voice not able to go much higher than a whisper. She was worried that if she spoke in her normal tone that it would break the dream she was obviously having at the moment. “You want to go out with me? Like, an actual date? Or do you mean just hanging out as friends? Which we do all the time anyway.”  Clearly it was her turn to babble.
“I want to go out with you like an actual date. I wanted to ask you to go to Sugar’s party, but then you said you didn’t want to go,” Sam replied, his body warming as she stepped closer. Was she gonna kiss him? He wasn’t sure he was prepared for that, but he wouldn’t turn it down either. “I’ve liked you as more than a friend since...probably the first day I met you,” he admitted then felt really exposed. “It’s cool if you don’t feel the same,” he quickly added. Though he’d feel like a complete moron if she didn’t.
“I don’t want to go by myself,” she softly corrected him.  “If someone asked me, especially my best friend who is clearly the sweetest guy on the planet because he turned my locker into a Valentine’s explosion of awesome, I’d want to go.” She felt like her heart was beating inside her eardrums.  “I’ve always been worried that you would figure out I liked you, and that you would get weirded out and stop wanting to be friends. And not being your friend would break my heart.”
His cheeks hurt from how wide his smile had become. He shook his head. “No way would I have been weirded out, but I didn’t know you liked me. I like you so much,” he reiterated, looking at her locker. “I mean if you couldn’t tell. I just thought you didn’t like me.” He felt so relieved and really happy because it sounded like she wanted to go with him to the party. “So...does that mean you’ll be my date to Sugar’s party?”
By now, there were several students watching them, even if they couldn’t hear what was being said, they knew something important was going on. Plus, there were balloons drawing attention as well.  “Yes, I’d be happy to be your date.” She smiled brightly. If it were possible to fall in love with someone instantly, Mercedes was pretty sure this would be that kind of moment. “Just so you know, I would’ve said yes without all of this.” And that was true. The fact that he actually liked her was so unreal to her that she just wanted to live in the moment for the rest of the day. No class, nothing but goofy grinning because Sam Evans wanted to take her to a party as his date.
“Cool…” he said, trying to force himself to stop grinning like an idiot, but he failed miserably. He could hear people starting to move in the halls behind him, but he couldn’t take his eyes off of her. “I know. I just wanted to do this for you anyway. It’s like our first...Valentine’s Day sort of thing. I wanted to make it special,” he explained. “I just wanted to make sure you knew I heard you, and I care about you.” He leaned in and kissed her cheek, not caring if anyone could see them.
Mercedes was pretty sure she was done for at this very moment. Completely and utterly done.  Here Sam, just take my heart.  She looked up at him, his blue-green eyes making her tummy do all kinds of weird fluttery things.  “So you’re just going to spoil me right out the gate, okay. This means so much to me, thank you.”
Sam laughed at that, shaking his head. “Not all of the time, but this isn’t really spoiling. This is just...what guys do when they want a girl to know their affections,” he said with a little twang, winking at her. The warning bell rang, and he sighed. “I guess we should probably get to class, but I can pick you up at your house or we can meet at the Sugar Shack.”
“I’m pretty sure most guys don’t do this, but I’ll take your word for it.” She chuckled. “Well, since this would be our first date, I think you should pick me up.” She wanted the whole walk down the stairs moment because, why not?  “Oh crap, I am going on a date, I’m going to have to find something to wear!” She gave Sam a quick hug and closed her locker carefully so the balloons wouldn’t start hitting nearby people, or her.  “See you soon,” which meant at lunch.  “Be prepared to get teased by the group, I’m sure they’ll all know what you did by then.”  Santana would probably snatch her to the back of the room in next class as it was.
“I’m not most guys,” Sam countered with a smug grin. “But okay, I’ll pick you up. I just hope your dad and brother won’t like give me crap.” Now he was nervous because he’d always been a little afraid of her father. “I don’t care if they tease me. I get to go on a date with one of the hottest girls in school. They can suck it.” He laughed again and then shifted on his feet. “Save me a seat at lunch,” he requested, giving her one last smile before he headed off in the direction of his home room.
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Hollywood Inside and Out
“I did pee-pee once on the stage.  Things happen.  It’s live.  The show must go on.  It’s not a decision that I made, it just happened and you keep going.” – Ricky Martin makes a startling revelation to Kelly Ripa – who seems surprisingly unfazed.  Try and remember that the next time you see her all lovey-dovey with her hubby, Mark Consuelos!
For me the Oscars seems like a distant memory – kinda like Faye Dunaway’s last hit.  But you know what this shows?  You’re only one hit – or scandal – away from being back.  But, it really wasn’t Faye’s fault.  If she weren’t legally blind, none of this would have happened.  And you know how people in California treat glaucoma!
Before I tackle this next story, let me make something clear – I loves me some Grace Slick.  But, she’s also a crazy old lady.  She’s living near the water, painting, and refuses to sing.  But you know what she was willing to do?  License Chick-fil-A the rights to use “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” for a TV commercial.  This is a curious thing because Chick-fil-A is supposedly anti-gay, and Grace Slick is very pro-gay.  So when the chicken folks asked for the rights to the Starship single, Grace’s first instinct was, “F*ck no!”  Then she decided, “F&ck yes!”  Why the about-face?  “I am donating every dime that I make from that ad to Lambda Legal, the largest national legal organization working to advance the civil rights of LGBTQ people, and everyone living with HIV.”   Atta girl.
We’ve all heard stories about people who order pizzas to be delivered to a neighbor just to piss them off.  Well, here’s a story about somebody who set up a fake Grindr account and sent over 700 guys to a New York resident!  The assailant snagged photos from the victim’s Instagram feed for the fake Grindr profile.  Then he’d chat with guys on the app and invite them over – giving them the victim’s actual address!  In some cases, the guys were instructed to let themselves in and enact a “rape fantasy” – which I believe was the plot of an early Barbra Streisand movie.  Even after numerous complaints from the victim, Grindr refused to remove the fake profile.  So he’s filed suit in New York Supreme Court and is pressuring Grindr to crack down on fake profiles.
Didya know that Ricky Martin met his fiancé on Instagram?  We hasten to say that Ricky was not cruising online.  No, he wouldn’t do something so base and common.  He claims to have stumbled upon a piece of Jwan Yosef’s art.  Then he checked out Jwan himself and liked what he saw.  They chatted online for six months before it turned into a romance.  The moral of this story?  Write to [email protected] and wait a few months.  Who knows what’ll happen!
As we went to press, we learned that gay adult film star Matthew Rush had been arrested in Fort Lauderdale for what some outlets are describing as “assault, battery, culpable negligence”.  However, after reviewing the arrest report from the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, the charges are described as “touch or strike/battery/dating violation”.  When he was released, the official charges filed were First Degree Misdemeanor, which could result in up to one year in jail.  Say what you will about him, but he sure takes a good mug shot!
I’ve made a shocking discovery – ABC uses the same talent pool as gay pride organizations around the country.  If you’ve performed at Gay Pride, you have a good shot at being cast on “Dancing with the Stars”.  This season, we have not one but two people who have graced Pride festivals around the country.  First is Charo – the irrepressible Latin spitfire who I can only hope wins.  Then there’s Erika Jayne, “singer”, “actress”, and one of the “Real Housewives”.  It wouldn’t be DWTS if we didn’t have the current “Bachelor”, Nick Viall – who I bet cuts a dashing figure on the floor.  He also has a bit of an edge – ABC audiences are already used to watching him on Monday nights.  A week after “The Bachelor” finale airs, “Dancing with the Stars” kicks off season 24 on March 20.
Lastly, we’ve learned several details about the upcoming “Dynasty” reboot.  Like what?  Well, Steven Carrington still has a fling with Cristal’s relative, Sammy Jo.  But this time around, niece Sammy Jo is called Sam and, oh yes, he’s her nephew!  The show has eschewed the Denver locale and is now set in Atlanta.  Therefore, Blake’s company is no longer Denver Carrington – it’s Carrington Atlantic.  BTW, Blake is being played by that thespian, Grant Show!  So, lemme do some quick calculations.  When the original “Dynasty” hit the airwaves, John Forsythe was 63 and wooed the much-younger Linda Evans, who was 39.  Shocking.  When they shoot this pilot, Grant Show will be 55 and his Cristal, Nathalie Kelley, is 32.  Actually, that all works out.
When Joan Collins could be cast as Blake’s mother, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  My God – if the Oscars felt like a long time ago, imagine how long ago “Dynasty” was.  Why, it’s making me feel simultaneously old and young!  While I sort that out, you can check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that certainly doesn’t look its age.  If you didn’t e-mail me for a date, you can still send a question to [email protected] and I promise to get back to you before I get cast on “Dancing with the Stars”.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.
from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2017/03/15/hollywood-inside-and-out-6/ from Hot Spots Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.tumblr.com/post/158427384970
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Hollywood Inside and Out
  “I did pee-pee once on the stage.  Things happen.  It’s live.  The show must go on.  It’s not a decision that I made, it just happened and you keep going.” – Ricky Martin makes a startling revelation to Kelly Ripa – who seems surprisingly unfazed.  Try and remember that the next time you see her all lovey-dovey with her hubby, Mark Consuelos!
For me the Oscars seems like a distant memory – kinda like Faye Dunaway’s last hit.  But you know what this shows?  You’re only one hit – or scandal – away from being back.  But, it really wasn’t Faye’s fault.  If she weren’t legally blind, none of this would have happened.  And you know how people in California treat glaucoma!
Before I tackle this next story, let me make something clear – I loves me some Grace Slick.  But, she’s also a crazy old lady.  She’s living near the water, painting, and refuses to sing.  But you know what she was willing to do?  License Chick-fil-A the rights to use “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” for a TV commercial.  This is a curious thing because Chick-fil-A is supposedly anti-gay, and Grace Slick is very pro-gay.  So when the chicken folks asked for the rights to the Starship single, Grace’s first instinct was, “F*ck no!”  Then she decided, “F&ck yes!”  Why the about-face?  “I am donating every dime that I make from that ad to Lambda Legal, the largest national legal organization working to advance the civil rights of LGBTQ people, and everyone living with HIV.”   Atta girl.
We’ve all heard stories about people who order pizzas to be delivered to a neighbor just to piss them off.  Well, here’s a story about somebody who set up a fake Grindr account and sent over 700 guys to a New York resident!  The assailant snagged photos from the victim’s Instagram feed for the fake Grindr profile.  Then he’d chat with guys on the app and invite them over – giving them the victim’s actual address!  In some cases, the guys were instructed to let themselves in and enact a “rape fantasy” – which I believe was the plot of an early Barbra Streisand movie.  Even after numerous complaints from the victim, Grindr refused to remove the fake profile.  So he’s filed suit in New York Supreme Court and is pressuring Grindr to crack down on fake profiles.
Didya know that Ricky Martin met his fiancé on Instagram?  We hasten to say that Ricky was not cruising online.  No, he wouldn’t do something so base and common.  He claims to have stumbled upon a piece of Jwan Yosef’s art.  Then he checked out Jwan himself and liked what he saw.  They chatted online for six months before it turned into a romance.  The moral of this story?  Write to [email protected] and wait a few months.  Who knows what’ll happen!
As we went to press, we learned that gay adult film star Matthew Rush had been arrested in Fort Lauderdale for what some outlets are describing as “assault, battery, culpable negligence”.  However, after reviewing the arrest report from the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, the charges are described as “touch or strike/battery/dating violation”.  When he was released, the official charges filed were First Degree Misdemeanor, which could result in up to one year in jail.  Say what you will about him, but he sure takes a good mug shot!
I’ve made a shocking discovery – ABC uses the same talent pool as gay pride organizations around the country.  If you’ve performed at Gay Pride, you have a good shot at being cast on “Dancing with the Stars”.  This season, we have not one but two people who have graced Pride festivals around the country.  First is Charo – the irrepressible Latin spitfire who I can only hope wins.  Then there’s Erika Jayne, “singer”, “actress”, and one of the “Real Housewives”.  It wouldn’t be DWTS if we didn’t have the current “Bachelor”, Nick Viall – who I bet cuts a dashing figure on the floor.  He also has a bit of an edge – ABC audiences are already used to watching him on Monday nights.  A week after “The Bachelor” finale airs, “Dancing with the Stars” kicks off season 24 on March 20.
Lastly, we’ve learned several details about the upcoming “Dynasty” reboot.  Like what?  Well, Steven Carrington still has a fling with Cristal’s relative, Sammy Jo.  But this time around, niece Sammy Jo is called Sam and, oh yes, he’s her nephew!  The show has eschewed the Denver locale and is now set in Atlanta.  Therefore, Blake’s company is no longer Denver Carrington – it’s Carrington Atlantic.  BTW, Blake is being played by that thespian, Grant Show!  So, lemme do some quick calculations.  When the original “Dynasty” hit the airwaves, John Forsythe was 63 and wooed the much-younger Linda Evans, who was 39.  Shocking.  When they shoot this pilot, Grant Show will be 55 and his Cristal, Nathalie Kelley, is 32.  Actually, that all works out.
When Joan Collins could be cast as Blake’s mother, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  My God – if the Oscars felt like a long time ago, imagine how long ago “Dynasty” was.  Why, it’s making me feel simultaneously old and young!  While I sort that out, you can check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that certainly doesn’t look its age.  If you didn’t e-mail me for a date, you can still send a question to [email protected] and I promise to get back to you before I get cast on “Dancing with the Stars”.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.
from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2017/03/15/hollywood-inside-and-out-6/
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