#( he definitely went there. you're welcome Zetsu. )

[zealctry]

"You wouldn't taste good... But a momified version of you would. When you die if you ever die, we will momify you for an unprecedented flavor."

“ oh yeah? know what I think? I think you’re full of shit, Fungi Boy. I have it on good authority —from anyone who’s ever put me in their mouth— that I taste fucking fantastic. don’t be so salty about the fact that you won't get a taste. it’s not you, it’s m——— actually, no. it’s definitely, absolutely, without a doubt. . ..  you. ”