#( in which sophie experiences technology ; discord chronicles )

[madamhatter]

‘SHE HAS TOO MUCH ENERGY’

GRANDMA IS TOO POWERFUL AND CANNOT BE STOPPED.

[madamhatter]

"STOP OFFERING BLOODY OYSTER BOOGERS TO ME."

[madamhatter]

the fact sophie is so aware of feelings between others, wanting to support them, but has no clue how to face her own feelings still astonishes me. 

[madamhatter]

During another all-nighter at the Chaldean Security Organization’s clinic: 

“Haven’t reach your age? You certainly haven’t reached the age you claimed to be if you keep rudely interrupting.”

“You CLAIM to be 36.”

[madamhatter]

“All I wanted to do was get her doles silled! What do I have do around here to get that done!?”

[madamhatter]

How many times must she tell people that eating mapo tofu is not a way of building endurance to heat? All it does is give stomach aches and loosened bowels... 

[madamhatter]

“Holiday..? What do you mean taking holiday is an employee benefit? The prefect bafflles me sometimes.” 

“What in the Seven is that, anyways? And why did the headmaster fly off when I asked him about it?” 

[madamhatter]

"These hands will carry your weight for you."

[madamhatter]

“Mediterranean-bred man, in more ways than one.” 

[madamhatter]

“Hello, my name is Sophie Hatter and I am from...” She squints t the crudely written notecard in hand. Her eyes slowly trail up, as she says,

“‘Ingarry?’”

[madamhatter]

“Oh, these wardrobe choices...” 

No one understands the appeal of a revealing bra.

[madamhatter]

“It almost felt like there was someone older than me...” 

[madamhatter]

“...I am almost morally obligated now to use Meredith on someone.” 

[madamhatter]

my name is soar and my type of character are red-headed women from U.K.-implied locations with isolated childhoods, binary concepts of themselves, and with freakish powers of some sort. 

[madamhatter]

An average interaction between Avenger and Alter.

[madamhatter]

“Sonia Nevermind wants to ---- me so bad it makes her look stupid.”