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clochanamarc · 1 year

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i just need everyone to know that if ur muses have father issues (don't they all?) then stanley and richard are their dads now. ur invited to the barbecue this saturday. they want to know if ur bringing a date bc "we want you to be happy". richard saved u a copy of the crossword puzzle and wants to know if you got today's word.le. stanley wants to show you a new pasta trick he learned in sicily over the summer.

#( OUT OF SOULS. )#( they will love u kindly and provide u with good food )#( richard is a dry sassy bitch whom we love )#( stanley just wants to make u a grilled cheese and ask abt ur day )#( both of them will lie to the cops for u and not just bc they have a profound distrust of the cops )#( they will also help u hide a body and will go pick u up at 2AM )

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