#(( I had the funniest convo with my nana today. ))

[smiledotdeer]

Cal is sitting in the living room at home, reading and streaming smooth jazz through his microphone for his broadcast to enjoy. All of a sudden, his listeners would get to hear a conversation overlaying the music. One of his alternates (specifically Beau) starts it off, his voice distant due to him being in the background:

"Church. Did you fart? It smells like you farted."

Silence for several seconds. Then, in a slightly more agitated tone:

"Did you fart, Church?"

Several more seconds of silence. Then: "He's not answering me."

There's the sound of Cal turning the page in his book before he responds in an amused tone: "Well clearly that means he's guilty."

( feat. @deerly-beloveded, also pinging @concubuck, @ritzy-cervidae, and @dementedstatic since they also live in Cal's house and might have heard/seen this go down in person. )