#((Go d the t a g sssss))

[mrchaosman]

(You entered the old stage in Tenna's mansion).

SHERIFF TIMSTERN: NO.

I.. I CAN'T DO IT.

(Sheriff Timstern noticed Kris).

SHERIFF TIMSTERN: K.. KRIS.

WHAT ARE YA DOIN' HERE, PARTNER.

IT'S NOT SAFE'N HEAR.

I... CAN"T EXPLAIN'N IT NOW, BUDDT.

JUST, LEAVE'N.

(A eerie voice coming out from Timstern's hat).

????: T|M-SSTER-NN-N.

K/LL-LL.

T|-|E-EE-E.

L|GHT/N-ER-ERRRR.

SHERIFF TIMSTERN: I... I..... I......

(A arm comes out from the hat and pulls the string).

SHERIFF TIMSTERN: AGK!!.

Voice Box: THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG-GGG FOR BOTH>BOTH OF US-SSSS.

SHERIFF TIMSTERN:...

...

NO.

I CAN'T LET'N YA TO HARM KRIS.

IF YA WANT'N THAT.

YA HAVE'N TO GO THROUGH ME.

(Suddenly, Timstern's face becomes dark, and a sinister smile grows).

HATNER: F/NA-AA-LLLLY.

FR/EE-EE A|T-TT LA-AA-S-TTT-T-T.

H-H-HOWD/YY-YY, PA|L-LL.

I-I-I BE/EN-NN WAI-WAI-WAIT/TTING F○-OOR TH/I-SSS-SS.

A-AAAF/TT-TTTE|RR A-A-ALL-LL.

Y/Y-YYOU'VVE-EE G/O\TT-TT FR/|EN-DD-D |N M-MM/EEE-EEEE.

(Hatner pulls the string many times).

Voice Box: THERE IS SNAKE IN-IN MY.

(string pulls).

SOMEBODY POISONED THE-EEEEEEEE.

(String pulls).

REACH FOR THE SKY-YYY-YYYY.

HATNER: NO-WW-WW.

YO-OOO-OO/RRR-RRR SO-OO-U/LLL-LL.

YOOOO/-OOOOR-RRR G|OWW-WW|NNG SOOOO-OOOOO/UU-UL.

WWWW-WWW/TT-TTT-HHH I/T.

IIIIII-II CA-NNNN RE/AC-HHHHH T|-|E-EE HE/A-AAAAVEN-NNNNNN.

AAAAAA-AAAN/D FR/EE-EE\DOM-DOM.

(Hatner ties Kris with the String as a rope).

HATNER: NO/OOW-WWWW, PART/NER-RR-RRR.

TH|/SSSSS-SS SH/OW-OW-OW |S

O V E R.

EHEHEHAHAHAHAHWHHAHAHHAHAH.

(Suddenly, Susie came and knock Timstern/Hatner down with Her Rude Buster spell).

Susie: Goddammit Kris, How many Time I have to save you from those Weirdos.

Ralsei: oh, kris, are you OK.

Here.

(Ralsei heals Kris).

Ralsei: Here, how do you feel now, kris.

Susie: I think they better, let get the hell out of here before we face another weirdo.

(The fun gang is about to leave).

(But the exit suddenly gets blocked).

Susie: What The Hell.

(Hatner wake up).

HATNER: WE/LL-LLL-LL

WE/LL-LLL-LL

WE/LL-LLL-LL.

I/II-II SE/E THAA-AAT Y●●●U-UU WA/N-N-NNTTT-TT T|O PL/AY-AYYYYY.

FO/OO-OOLESH-HHH L|GH-HHTTT-T/NER-RRRRS.

(Hatner Attacks You).

(But Suddenly...).

(You Become Green).

HATNER: AGG/GHH-HHHHHHH\HHHHH>>HH.

T|-|E-EEE DAA-AAM/MMN SH/SH/AD-DDO-W M>M>ME-EEENTLLL-LLL-EEE.

TH/A-AAAT'S-SSSS GO/IN-GGG BE-EEE FFF-F-UNNN-NNN.

(The Ground became a stage similar to the wild West, and you and your team are now on horses).

HATNER: WE-EEEE'LL/LL RI-RI/DE-EEEEE T|-|E-EEEE BU||S-SS-S/EYE/EEE-EEE.

Ehehehehahahahahahahwhwhwhhwhw.

(Battle Starts).

YOU'VE GOT FRIEND IN ME

[grantyort]

College Daze II

Daniel: I-I think… I set a... new r-record back there! Owwwooooooooooooo!

Chris: Shhhhhh! You’re gonna wake Gary!

Daniel: (giggling) Who cares? He thinks... he can boss us around just cuz he’s the RA. H-he’s just a s…student like us.

Chris: I don’t know about you, but I can’t afford to get kicked out of this place.

Daniel: Youuuuu’re alw...ways worried about sssss…stuff. L…lighten up a… l-little.

Chris (under breath): Easy for you to say...

Daniel: Ooh when did they redecorate the hallway? The floor looks all w…wobbly.

Chris: I told you not to drink so much!

Daniel: I-it wasn’t that m-much. I j-just need to p…pace my-myself next t-time.

Chris: I’m telling you, it’s not good for you! You should stop before something bad happens.

Daniel: D-don’t t…tell me what to d…do. I’m S…super-wolf-f! I can d-do… what I w-want!

Chris: Whatever.

[Chris opens the door to their room and helps Daniel inside]

Daniel: L-listen... D…don’t t-tell Claire or S-sean… about this. I d-don’t w...want them to get p…pissed at m-me.

Chris: Daniel I-

Daniel: (slurred) PROMISE ME!

Chris: (sigh) Okay, okay! I promise.

Daniel: Good. I knew I could count on you! Yer my b-buddy. Yer my g…guy!

Chris: Yeah, yeah.

Daniel: No I m…mean it! Ffff...forget the rest of them! It’s just me and you! S...Spirit Squad motherfu- (he collapses into bed with a loud thump)

[Chris helps Daniel take off his shoes and pulls a blanket over him]

Chris: Alright “Super-wolf” it’s time for bed now. Here’s a bucket in case you need to… you know.

Daniel: W…wait don’t go. Tell me a s-story first.

Chris: Sorry, no stories tonight. I’ll be right over there. Just holler if you need me.

Daniel: You’re like my b-best friend Chris. I…I love you man!

Chris: (sigh) Goodnight Daniel.  

< Part I

[nathaniel-the-support-worker]

how would you feel if I told you I thought ur husbands kinda hot /j

"w-well is an adult actor I am sure plenty o-of people find him hot/attractive and sure he sleeps with others but i am old and unless I am d-d-d-d-d-D-D-D ring ring ring pick up the phone"

"d-drunk I am not really into sssss NA-A-A-NAUGHTY SS-STUFFFFFF"

"I love mr. h for alot of reasons but i perfer cuddling, kissing, holding hands and g-g-going on dates if he sleeps with others thats fine"

"mr. h is very loyal and i know he'd never do anything behind my back so you can find him hot you can sleep with him BUT NOTHING MORE NO LOVE"

he shivered a little at the thought of himself drunk

"t-t-t-t-t-t RING RING RING PICK UP THE PHONE thank you"

[gis-is-back]

9/20

HAPPY ONE MONTH!!!!!!

I’m hoping this is a longer post because wow. It is time to reflect. I’m even writing this on my computer for the first time!

What a month! I will start by going over what has occurred today! Woke up to a bunch of notifications from a tweet that banged which is always fun, one of the 1000000 tweets i send per day has got to stick every once in a while right? Chilled in bed f o r e v e r before finally getting up and getting ready. Made bomb ass dank ass nutella oats and banana and had green tea so GOOD. Made my lunch (PB&J). Den i did my makeup, thought today was going to be an ugly day but as of 2100 I can confirm it was not. Anyway, did my makeup, picked out my outfit which was a pretty androgynous ensemble with my kanye shirt, black jeans, vans, and a denim jacket, and piled my hair on top of my head and manufactured a bun out of 6 trillion bobby pins. I think it looks bomb and I’m glad I figured out a way to do it. 

Hopped on the tram and listened to a podcast about the Mueller investigation which was intriguing and it finished right when I got to class. Also got carsick in the tram which was not fun. 11:30 class started and I sat with danielle. The class was fine, the professor is a cute old man who spent the first 30 mins of the 1.5 hour class showing us a presentation he made about all of the schools of the kids in the class since were all from other places. Learned about the world econ in the 20th century since thats the title of the class, ate all my trail mix during the class yumma. 

Sat with danielle in the sciences po cafeteria for a bit and ate our lunches, then walked over to the mf DEFLE for the next class. Which went quickly considering it was two hours long. Idk im doing really well about not getting pissed off in class or antsy. 

Finally got out and went straight home. Plugged in my comp and was gonna wait and go on a walk and read in the park, but got trapped in youtube and just watched videos for like an hour before having to plug my phone in instead. Then i got on my comp and one thing lead to another and I was being hella productive. Turned in my application for FOUR internships with the state department, only two of which I’m qualified for lol but yee. Then steve messaged me back and I could go update his reference info on my app even AFTER ive submitted it because the US has their shit together omg. So I successfully made it into the application pool and I have 5-6 days to edit my stuff!!!! Then vic and I started texting and I booked my plans for the fall break!!!! D O I N G T H I N G SSSSS. Then I realized I needed to get some groceries aka coconut milk so i can enjoy a delicious breakfast in the morn and ended up getting oreos and pringles too lol. I might crack into the pringles if I watch downton abby tonight which i hope i do because its my friday night tonight. 

Then I made dinner which was the same as the last two nights becuase omg its so tasty: salad with cheese and turkey and croutons and balsamic vinagrette. Simple but yumma. For dessert had apple and crunchy PB!

Then I did some yoga in my room, gonna try to do more stretching and whatnot. Feeling really good about myself, idk if I’m losing weight but my legs seem thinner aka I don’t have to forcibly separate them as much in order to get a thigh gap. Idk, Idrc.

wew that was a lot so I think I’ll make another post specifically for my one month reflection!