Why is oncie so TALL the other 2 can stack on top of eachother and he'll STILL be taller😭😭
Once-ler: I'm not THAT tall! Well… least… not anymore! That magical money thing was kinda weird.
Professor: Our anon here is incorrect. The height difference between us isn't that significant.
Warden: I dunnoooo I think you could still loose a few inches. Maybe we could get the doctor to do you a leg surgery!
Once-ler: ....... Not happening.
Professor: Thinking it over, perhaps it's the hat? If Warden and I stood atop each other without hats, I could see that adding up to your height with a hat. Not perfectly, but closer.
Once-ler: Makes sense, but it's SUPPOSED to be tall. It's an advertising method. I'm the face of a company here!
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