#((kaiser and sovanna))

[von-kaiser]

Before They Were Dating

Sovanna: And by the way, I've seen your marks! If you don't practice your oral English, they'll send you back home!

Von Kaiser: You fling lots of insults for someone within kissing distance!

Sovanna: ...what?

Von Kaiser: what

Sovanna: *leans in close and closes her eyes* what

[demandezglassjoe]

((In all seriousness, I really love the idea of Von Kaiser and Sovanna dancing in the haunted ballroom for all eternity. <3))

((Besides, that’s how long it would take to teach Kaiser to dance))

[thegravecartel]

@von-kaiser ((Sovanna, and Kaiser?))

Ceramics ist Krieg, Helena Hauss

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I need you more than anything in my life I want you more than anything in my life I'll miss you more than anyone in my life I love you more than anyone in my life

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[von-kaiser]

Hello, Mr Kaiser! I have a question regarding your last statement, you are married yes? May I ask who the lucky gal or guy is? Answering is optional but I wish you eternal happiness regardless! (You too, mod!) :Dc!

Von Kaiser: Thank you, Captain. This is my wife, Sovanna.

Sovanna: Hello, Captain Booples! It’s nice to meet you. You know, I’ve heard there are many different Von Kaisers on this website - perhaps from different universes. Some of them are unmarried or prefer men over women. All of them are different, you see.

Von Kaiser:I… sometimes wonder which of my doubles is the true Viktor von Kaiser.

Sovanna: I think all of you are! Of course, you’re certainly the most handsome!

Von Kaiser: You are hardly impartial, Schnecke.

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Headcanon!

((Kaiser went to the Punch Out Halloween party as Columbo!))

((Sovanna went as Mrs. Columbo because she had to take the kids trick or treating.))

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Von Kaiser: And now... poetry by His Majesty, King Hippo.

King Hippo: RAUGHRH. GRAUGHR. RUAGHR. GRAAAH.

Sovanna von Kaiser: *sighs* He has such a way with words...

[von-kaiser]

((How Kaiser and Sovanna started dating))

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Von Kaiser: Excuse me, gentlemen, but I must go do something important.

Sovanna "Something Important" von Kaiser: ;)

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((Analog horror (yes, really) introduced me to Al Bowlly. Can’t help but imagine Kaiser and Sovanna slow dancing to his music. :) ))

[von-kaiser]

Punch Out Acting Class

Glass Joe: "I do declare! I couldn't hurt him any more than I'd hurt a junebug!"

Von Kaiser: Nice accent. You sound like Forrest Gump.

Glass Joe: I do not!

Sovanna von Kaiser: Well, yes, you do. You have a sort of *accent changes* Florida Panhandle thing goin', whereas you should have a *accent changes* Savannah accent, where it just sounds like molasses spillin' outta your mouth.

Little Mac: Ooo! Now do the Swedish Chef! :D

Sovanna von Kaiser: Oh, I'm sorry. Which province is he from?

Little Mac: He lives on Sesame Street, dummy! >:(

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Headcanon

((Sovanna is a second mother to some of Kaiser’s students and cheers them on at tournaments.))

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Carmen: *sighs* I love it when Spanish men talk with their hands.

Von Kaiser: You mean sign language?

Sovanna: *laughing from another room*