#((lets all smooch alph

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Head Cannon Dump

Today's Alph is actually just a dump of random headcannons I have regarding Alph.

I was reluctant to post this bc I keep adding more and more to the list, but there's so much now that I think it's about time I share these.

Warning: kinda long, and very loosely organized.

Alph will eat cold speggiti o's. Strait from the can. No bowl. Just. Can.

Alph will avoid sitting on chairs of he think he can. Tables, counters, and even the floor are all aparently better.

He also wont sleep in his own bed if he think he can. He instead has a pile of pillows, blankets, and plushies on the floor he sleeps on ("the cuddle pile", he calls it) He'll also crash on the couch, and if he lives with someone close to him he may curl up at the foot of their bed like a cat.

Tbh Alph is just like a cat. Probably kins them. I wouldn't dbout it.

His room is messy in general.  Tvs and old computers everywhere. Its also littered with books, cds, and magazines.

He owns a vinel record player for some odd reason.

Posters and stickers cover his wall. There isnt many spots where you can see the atual wall.

Stickers cover everything in his room in general atualy

He does have a bed. He mostly uses it as a chair and a desk and a place to eat.

He clollects alot of stuff. All that litter his room.

Because of how weird and messy his room is, he'll only let close people in there. If he lets you in, feel special.

His room has a huge window that lets him see the city very well. He loves it, and its the only spot not assalted by stickers.

There is a 99% chance you will walk out of his room with a sticker on your nose.

On the "Soda Vs Pop" debate, Alph is "sodie pop".

Alph's preferred cloths are either "peek ascetic" or "sad lazy lump" with no in between.

He has sensitive ears, and flinches at loud or highlighted noises

Stress balls and slime are good for him

He needs snuggles to survive. Hug him.

Techno music is good shit

Smooches???? Give him smooches????????

Alph is 100% that person to end something with "source: I'm an areospace engineer"

Pan and Non-Bianary (doesn't know where he falls on that scale tho, so he usually just goes with whatever pronouns people use for him)