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brodaveisbad · 4 years

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there’s gonna be obvious spoilers for the series also trigger warning for rape/rape attempts/mention, cisnormativity and all that shit. I’ll say when it’s coming up. — now bad yaoi anatomy aside, let’s review this masterpiece that isn’t really a masterpiece as you can see this is some yaoi anime called LOVE STAGE!! clearly, since it’s right up there in big pink letters. goddamn that’s bright i watched this a few years ago because some person i knew recommended it to me and swore that it was the best thing ever and even though i didnt really care for it i thought hey, why not give it a shot now let’s just start off saying that this anime is total bullshit so the main guy is the blonde twink here in the glasses. (is it just me or does it look like his glasses are fogged up and he needs to clean that shit) izumi, or whatever his name is. I don’t know. anyway he lives with his family which consists of well-known celebrities in their big ass house. his parents are actors and they constantly belittle him and push him away from his dreams because they’re pricks he’s an ‘otaku’ aka huge anime nerd, and his art sucks and he’s sweet and weird but pure so come on man don’t fuckin crush his dreams jfc. parents, man he also has a waifu named lala-lulu (what the hell kind of name is that) and has a body pillow of her the other guy here is a famous actor or something, I forgot his name. who the hell cares though his new name is douchey mcasshole because thats accurate and I’ll get to why later (and goddamn check out that seme yaoi face a++) –S P O I L E R– anyway they met when the twinks parents were doing a wedding commercial a long time ago when they were kids. mini douchey mcasshole was supposed to be the one who caught the flowers with some little girl but something happened and that girl couldn’t be there so they were like hey your kid looks like a girl (ugh) so he can fill her place so he did and he was nervous and kept fuckin up so mini douche who wasn’t much of a douche back then gave him a marble for good luck and they got through it they parted their ways and never saw each other again until the company that made said commercial decided they want them back to make a 10 year anniversary reprise or some shit the thing is though, after that commercial mr douche got a crush on izumi but only because he thought he was really a girl and he still fucking had it after all those years, and because he didn’t know and izumi was dressed up as a girl in the first commercial he had to do it again and he didn’t want to but his goddamn parents decided to force him into it like the pricks they still are also while the douche held onto the memory, izumi wiped it from his memory because the majority of it was a terrible experience for him AND he isn’t great at acting anyway so thats great so blah blah blah they get it over with and all that douchey mcasshole still thinks the twink a girl and is actually really nice until okay first let’s introduce this guy this is the twinks older brother who’s in a boy band or some shit and I don’t like him much because of what he did here but there’s something he’s pretty cool for that’s gonna come up some time after this (also he gave him the lala-lulu body pillow as a reward for getting through that commercial. what a good bro) anyway back to what I was saying –TW FOR CISNORMATIVITY/TRANSPHOBIA TOO MAYBE– (he isnt trans but still im just being safe here because of the dudes reaction is pretty…. yikes) basically after douchey mcasshole gives him a sweet, heartfelt love confession, izumis brother comes out and proves to him that he’s a guy by proving that he’s got a dick (ehhhhhh) and so douchey mcasshole gets pissed and hates him now for “"tricking”“ him and wasting his time or some bs like that (like i said, yikes) luckily it doesn’t bother izumi that much, but hes still disappointed that he isn’t the nice boy he met 10 years ago then some time later the douchebag realizes that he actually still likes him even though now he knows he’s a dude, so he comes over to get rid of those feelings by burning the fact that he’s a guy into his head so heres when things go to shit –TW FOR ATTEMPTED RAPE/RAPE MENT.– this fucker ends up chasing him around and makes him strip and those feelings don’t go away and instead take over, so tries to force himself on him which is not okay and why I fucking hate him so much luckily though izumis brother comes in and saves the day, thank god so hes stopped before he can really do anything and leaves out of sheer terror and izumis big bro hates him now and they both lost whatever trust they had for him Izumi locks himself in his room for a while but eventually leaves for school. there he sees the guy at the front entrance or something, the guy notices him and goes to talk to him. flashback time. twink is fucking terrified and RUNS. douchey mcasshole chases him, and izumi thinks hes gonna try that shit he did again. so he kind of escapes, but then some fucking. weird sumo wrestling dudes with animal heads are blocking the way and he can’t get trough (what the fuck) and yaoi douche catches up to him, then they spin away (I’m done) much to izumis surprise, he isn’t gonna try anything. he bows down on the ground and apologizes, promising not to do it again. so of course all of his trauma is dropped, he is magically not afraid anymore and forgives him. after this douchey is somehow less of an asshole and acts like a happy cutesy gay guy, and they even go on a date he even helps him out later with his entry for a manga contest thing. and Izumi, the twink, happened to promise his familys manager dude(whatever he is) or his parents or whatever that if he lost he would start his career as a star so of course since his art sucks ass he didn’t make it. poor guy. (im not gonna lie though. this shit looks worse than the bad anime art i made when i was 11. no fucking wonder he lost) so since im lazy as hell and I don’t feel like explaining the rest of the 10 episodes as a whole, im not gonna do that. skip skip so now he’s finally following his parents footsteps, everyone’s making a big deal about it and he gains popularity pretty fast. as everything’s going on he debates whether or not he has feelings for guys, douchey mcasshole specifically one day he accepts those feelings on that one day he has to hide from something and ends up in an area with this group of creeps. these creeps saw him on tv before or something, and don’t really believe that he’s a dude so they want to make sure. –TW FOR RAPE ATTEMPT AND CISNORMATIVITY, AGAIN– these guys hold him down, lift up his shirt and see his flat chest and are like aw man, hes really a dude. but then because he still looks cute to them or some shit they try pulling the same shit douchey mcasshole did so just as it’s about to happen again izumi realizes that he only wants douchey mcasshole, so he puts a stop to this and kicks some ass you go, man. (aw, our little twinkie is growing up) so he escapes, later runs into one of his nerd friends. they were supposed to hang out with some other guys but that didn’t go well since he was chased by fans earlier. and they talk about mr seme and it makes him think of his feelings more or something so he runs off to his house there he knocks on the door, tackles him, kisses him and says he wants to fuck so they fuck and that’s it, that’s the end. they fuck. douchey mcasshole finally gets the ass hes been craving and glasses twink gets the dick. the end, y'all. so what do i think is bs about this? the love interest dude is an asshole obviously, even though he acts like a fucking dork a lot of the time. because of his reaction when he found out izumi was a guy, the fact that he tried to rape him (twice, i didnt mention the second time because fuck that tbh) izumi left behind all of his fear and got over his trauma from what happened immediately which isnt even a thing that happens realistically he also ended up loving his almost-rapist and only truly accepting it when he was about to get gangbanged. and its kind of ridiculous how many times that shit almost happened to him. like, fucking hell, leave this guy alone. he ended up letting go of his dreams like his parents wanted just like that (practice makes perfect, my dude. keep drawing) there are some good things though, the art style is fine aside from the yaoi anatomy and the colors are alright. douchey mcasshole isnt really much of a douche a lot of the time and he does really care for izumi and there were some laughable parts, ive got to admit but jfc those sumo wrestling things, what the hell were they doing there? could they really have been more lazy so anyway i still think its bullshit

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hmsbeefnuts-blog · 8 years

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Episode II: Nintendo All Over

Hello and welcome back to this blog. I do hope you enjoyed reading last weeks edition, I did have some positive feed back! I'm gona assume that you were all being honest and liked it, instead of just being polite. Anyway, let's have a little round up of what I've been up too, before we get to the juicy Nintendo main course. I'm still reading my first book, Hunting Monsters. Very nearly done with it. I'm enjoying it, I've just been busy this week, I'm already trying decide what to read next, but that's a topic for another blog. I did manage to watch Taboo last Monday. I mentioned it on the last Screen Fiends episode, but not in the last blog. I LOVED this episode! I believe there are 8 eps in total, that seems like a good amount to me. Tom Hardy is a full on presence on screen and commands all of the attention in this show. I recommend everyone give this a go as it really is very interesting! I had a slightly disappointing time at the cinema this week. I saw a double bill of Live By Night and LaLa Land on Saturday. Let's start with LBN, it was a big old mess. It certainly had potential and the story was interesting, basically Ben Affleck played the worlds nicest least racist gangster, who wore the most ill fitting suits ever, it looked like he was wearing his Dads suit, very odd. It was not very well written, things just happened because the story needed them to happen, not in a natural way, if that makes any sense. 2/5. LaLa Land... holy shit. I do hope that Zoe and Chris, my fellow hosts, love the shit out of this movie, they are very excited about it, but I sure didn't. I'm not someone who like musicals beyond Disney Films, and can't quite see what the point of them is. There are a few I can tolerate, Scrooge, Oliver... nope thats it, Highschool Musical? That's ok too. Anyway, as I was watching LaLa Land, I started hating it, then I made the decision that I had to see the film universe in a different way, in this universe people sing, or are mentally ill, or are having day dreams, really intense ones! With this in mind I focused on the story and the characters, and you know what, it wasn't that bad... Oh and then the last act happened. Fuck me it depresses the hell out of me. No spoilers here but for me, it managed to undo all the good it had built up and I started to hate it again. For more on why check out Screen Fiends podcast this week, I don't want to post spoilers here! Lastly we have games. I'm still plugging away at Watchdogs 2 and still having a really fun time. However, that is hardly the most exciting thing in the video games world this week! Nintendo Switch was presented Live from Japan on Friday morning UK time. I woke up at 3:30am, excited as a kid on Christmas, and it was so worth it. Not everything was great, but all in all, I think this console and these games look amazing. The price was a little higher than most expected, but I think £279.99 is very fair for what you are gona get. There is a lot of stuff going on here. The games selection that they showed was a mixed bag. Breath of the Wild and Super Mario Odyssey look fucking mind blowing. I also like the look of 1 2 Switch and Arms. Splatoon 2 is a must but too. Apart from that there were a lot of JRPG's that I don't care for. I was waiting for Mario Kart, and they didn't show it on the Live Stream, however, they did release a trailer for it later and it looks great. I'm sure we will talk all about it on this weeks podcast so check out what we all thought then! I will say that I have preordered a Switch, with Zelda, 1 2 Switch and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. The Switch launches 3rd March with Zelda and 1 2 Switch, with Mario Kart out in April, and Mario Odyssey out at Christmas. I can't wait! Just have to clear my gaming backlog so I can't jump feet first into Legend of Zelda when it comes out!!! That's it for this week. Just a reminder that Two Guys A Girl and... is back this week, we record later today (Sunday), and that you should follow me on twitter @hmsbeefnuts and @screenfiendspod. I hope you all have had, and continue to have a fantastic week filled with lovely entertainment moments! I will be back next week, and until then, remember, it's dangerous to go alone, read this!

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