#(although in chrollo's defense he wanted HWR reader to stand up for herself)

[ddarker-dreams]

Hwr except for whatever reason it's phinks who has to pretend to be engaged to first

oh god..................................... this sounds like a fun little april fools idea story. there are so many possibilities, i can't stop thinking about it. ash would've gotten along swimmingly with phinks, but estella would think he's 'uncouth'. he would probably have tried to gut HWR reader's father the second he started belittling her. an absolute disaster. however, a win for feminism. phinks would not be getting a wink of sleep if he had to sleep in the same room as HWR reader though. he's chugging energy drinks and praying for strength. her bed smells so good... just like her perfume... and it's as soft as a cloud...

best timeline, perhaps ???