#(and they look kinda futuristic with the triangles and shit. so. space cabbage.)
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Me, damn near in tears laughing: "Okay, great, that's great, but please, please tell me: why do you call the power crystals 'space cabbages'?"
Him, dead serious: "Because they levitate."
#SIR THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION#squirrel plays datv#(he explained it afterwards. it's because he used the levitation spell in skyrim explicitly and only for levitating cabbages.)#(and they look kinda futuristic with the triangles and shit. so. space cabbage.)#(could have given me a thousand years and a billion guesses; and i would not have figured that out)#(“i thought it was obvious” IT WAS NOT OBVIOUS!!!! IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT OBVIOUS!!!)
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