#(do also as it happens despise the word 'pussy' but. joci causa)

[aeide-thea]

you're either going to find this extremely charming or feel that it epitomizes all my most irritating qualities (the real answer is that both things are true!), but—

saw a poll earlier abt whether ppl prefer 'dick' or 'cock' in their erotica, and like, okay, my personal position on this is that i strongly prefer 'cock' except in, say, contemporary american settings (which aren't sexy to me anyway), where it would be tonally jarring, but (as you may have gathered from the caveat about contemporary america) it's also not a word i would personally say out loud literally ever??

and i thought about this dichotomy (🍆) for a minute and realized, welp, guess i've got a separate register exclusively for reading/writing erotica… call that pussy composé