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nostalgia-tblr · 2 years

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I know it's almost certainly a good thing that there's no "Reader x Alligator Loki" fic out there but at the same time it feels like surely by now someone should have crossed that bridge of horrors into the land of OH GOD NO that fandom frequents despite our collective better judgement?

#i checked for e-rated alligator loki fic once and there was none #(don't look at me like that i can't help having the boundless and often foolish curiosity common to my species)#i have read some FUCKED UP SHIT over the years but at least these days things are usually properly tagged to warn us off #or to entice us #a bit of both really #every fandom has legends of such works. 'have you read the one where he shaves the spikes off his cock?' etc #(if u kno u kno!!!)#i don't think i've ever written anything that fu -#no wait i just remembered 'the one where the doctor's penis eats jack' for which i again apologise but it made me laugh at the time #and isn't that what really matters in the end? my happiness? my joy? me in general?#alligator loki #this is definitely a shitpost of some sort #(that's how i tag my bestest most amazing posts JSYK)

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