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jlf23tumble · 1 year

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Thank you for the pubes receipt. It was glorious. I also remember one about Louis being ‘sex on a stick’. It was possibly about a dinner party and a description of Harry that was visibly edited. Sorry I don’t remember more or who received it but that phrase stayed with me. Never heard it before. Like, where does the stick go? Why a stick? I love receipts.

I love 'em, too, and I’m so glad you loved the pubes one (my fave “wish it’s true” for sure)! The way people embellish certain details, thinking they'll add something to the overall veracity of the tale--tell us more, sell it, bb!

#rip to the restaurant trope #but i love the rise of the party trope #i do think there are a handful that are true #but the writing sinks so many of them #it doesn't have to be 'perfect' but come dot on...some of these holy fuck #like if it feels unreal let it be you don't need to add shit that literally sounds like something a rando friend said #to quote a fave fake-o: let me slap you into reality #(i looked up that sex on a stick one omgggggggggggggggggg)

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