#(idk anything about homestar runner I just made that because I know it’s kind of a tmbg reference)

[punchurlightsout]

passing out kandi+stickers at teh TMBG concert tonight!! i’m hyped >__<

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ok i don’t normally do this kinda stuff but I got officially Tagged by @bunswithknives​ and it feels really rude to ignore my friend whom I peep a lot of test results from.

I’m not gonna add my own question or tag people because ehhhhhhhhhh feels like bothering people kinda

1. coke or pepsi: Pepis, coke is incredibly sweet and also their alternate lines are nothing to write home about while pepsi at least has the 1893

2. disney or dreamworks: I can’t remember a single good Dreamworks movie so that’s a win by default

3. coffee or tea: Coffee until it gives me stomach cramps then it’s tea time

4. books or movies: Hahahah oh man I haven’t done either in years. 

5. windows or mac: macOS High 🍁 Sierra 

6. dc or marvel: Injustice is a better fighter than Marvel vs Capcom could ever aspire to be

7. xbox or playstation: The one with the games.

8. dragon age or mass effect: I feel like I could write a shitload of words on Mass Effect’s amazingness and it’s fall from grace after the first game. Dragon Age Origins was okay, but it’s really not the same stuff.

9. night owl or early riser: I don’t KNOW i sleep in the afternoons!

10. cards or chess: Cards but only when actual money is involved.

11. chocolate or vanilla: If it’s about ice cream, then prolly vanilla, pais better

12. vans or converse: Vans. Converses are made for people with the most narrow feet ever :(

13. lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: ok this reminds me of that one furaffinity “shell of choice” field where nobody could explain to me what it was about.

14.  fluff or angst: All angst all the time

15. beach or forest: Beach, but only fully clothed

16.  dogs or cats: I wanna say cats but I think I’ve touched a cat maybe five times in my life? I like kitten videos though

17.  clear skies or rain: r a i n 

18.  cooking or eating out: Cooking owns. Even if whatever I make lasts me for a week and I get bored.

19. Spicy food or mild food: Spicy. Even if it triggers my inflammation every time, it’s worth iiittt.

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: i fucking WISH halloween was a thing here because it’s amazing and i’d love it!! But it defaults to christmas. Also there’s no gifts on halloween.

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: i’m already too hot all the time

22.  if you could have a superpower, what would it be: shapeshifting? or idk, invisibility

23.  animation or live action: animation. Tho in recent days I’ve mostly been keeping myself to anime and Adult Swim stuff.

24.  paragon or renegade: The morality system in Mass Effect, despite being good as an idea, fails to understand that most of choices faced by Shepard are solved on case-to-case basis as the character roleplayed would have it instead of following a strict moral guideline

25. baths or showers: I shower like once few days (gross details just for u!) but I like sitting in the bathroom while the shower’s running and the steam fills the room and I feel like I’m in space

26. team cap or team ironman: BOTH ARE GARBAGE IDIOTS also i haven’t watched that movie but from what i remember captain’s idea was “hey maybe the self-appointed vigilante ubermenschen shouldn’t act on their own”? which seems like a good idea and Iron Man was just being a dick as always

27.  fantasy or sci-fi: eeehhhhhh both are okay

28. do you have three or four favourite quotes? if so what are they: I’m not dorky enough to list inspirational quotes even when dared to.

29.  youtube or netflix: Have you seen the polish Netflix offer? People are supposed to pay for this lmao.

30.  harry potter or percy jackson: I was the biggest potterhead in the WORLD when i was a babby. I’m glad the fanfiction site I uploaded my stuff to disappeared though 

31.  when do you feel accomplished: i only know bitter hatred at the fact that no matter what i do i haven’t accomplished enough

32.  star wars or star trek: Star Wars is a cool arthurian fable and all but people get laid more in Star Trek so ultimately it’s the better show

33.  paperback books or hardback books: paperbacks?? they’re easier to carry I guess. Who gives a shit about books.

34. horror or rom-com: Horrors, as long as someone holds my hand during the scary part.

35.  to live in a world without literature or music: I can’t imagine the sad person who answered “music” to this lol

36.  pastel colours or dark colours: As a true doom murderhead, I’m inclined to say dark

37.  tv shows or movies: shows shows shows

38.  city or countryside: I lived in countryside for the first 14 years of my life and it was the shittiest thing I can imagine inflicted on a person. 

39.  if any other zodiac sign could describe you, what would it be: I DON’T KNOW HOW OTHER ZODIAC SIGNS DESCRIBE PEOPLE HOMESTUCK WASN’T CLEAR ON THAT

40.  if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be: Hot Sauce Committee p. 2 by Beastie Boys

41.  cinema or theatre: The modern theatrical division between the audience and the actors makes there be no difference

42.  if you could be any fictional character’s best friend, who’d you be: Doomguy’s, the one from Doom

43.  smiling or smirking: 😔

44.  are you an ‘all or nothing’ type or are you more consistent: The all or nothing because honestly why even bother trying to do stuff when I can’t be good at it already

45.  playlists or your whole library on shuffle: Shuffle when I’m outside. I add a shitload of music to my library all the time that I don’t have time to listen to on the reg so if I find 

46. traveling or staying at home: staying home

47.  books or fanfiction: hhhhhhhhhhh

48.  If you could live in a fantasy world, what world would it be: Dark Souls, but preferably not as some hollow asshole that wails on people with a hitstunning torch. I wanna practice my creepy laugh at people

49. your favorite cartoon: Does Homestar Runner count?

50.  name the weirdest five songs on your itunes, current or past: Jesus christ that’s some wankery of a question. Fine. “Aster” by OOIOO, “Szerencsetlen” by Venetian Snares, “Chittam Irangayoo” by Ruins, “Storyteller” by Maquiladora, “Dokonimo” by Miminokoto. I feel like listing albums would be easier but this is tumblr and I don’t assume anyone would listen to this shit anyway

51. mountains or plains: Plains (the american west kind when there isn’t a fuckload of allergizing plants and it all looks like Mars)

52. favorite anime (or tv show if you don’t watch anime): JoJo/Space Dandy/Steins;Gate

53. which social media platform are you most like yourself on: All my internet presence is a carefully crafted internet persona designed to make me look more interesting than I am in real life

54. What are some of your passions: 😔

55. What are some of your current goals in life?: Become a less worthless piece of shit, move to Portland with my gf, maybe go past being a freshman for once

56. A pet that you would like to have (or already have) that is NOT a cat or dog: A tegu. They’re super cool man

57. Body modifications you would like to have: Haha I think I’m pretty set on those. 

58: Describe the most bullshit fictional story you’ve ever read/watched/played: any story originating on tumblr that has people doing those overblown reactions in replies

59: Do you collect anything: It’s not really a collection per se but I like surrounding myself with rare/unique stuff. Handmade objects, limited runs of records, paintings, autographed books, obscure items