#(im teaching you about stranger danger and enrolling you in self defense classes)

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Anonymous asked:

Arda, I need you to think about this one very carefully: What would you do if a stranger in a windowless white van was offering you candy?

"Well, it would be impolite to turn them down, and I do love candy. I don't know why the van is important though. Unless I have to chase the van to get the candy? That would be mean. Vans are much faster than I am, even if I have enhanced genetics that make me faster than most humans. I still don't think I could keep up with a van. Is this some sort of cruel game? I don't like it. Unless they are nice and just give me the candy without any nasty tricks like that. Then I would take the candy. I trust they would tell me the rules if I have to play a game to earn the candy, like chasing the van. So I suppose..." She tapped her chin thoughtfully. "I would ask them what I have to do to earn the candy or if it is free first." She nods her head, confident she answered correctly.