#(it's real feel 33°C at 8am and drenched in sun. they're assuredly not going to freeze)
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Been meaning to bathe the kittens but kept putting it off bc the last time I bathed them was when they were much tinier and more forgiving. But today I nearly stepped on a decapitated mouse they had dragged upstairs, so into the tub they all went. They're now fresh, kissable, and heartbroken. 💔
#I chose swift expendiency over gentleness so we were done in eight minutes#this is regardless not appreciated#Mau just squawks at all the world all the time anyway but Méka is a grudge holder#my sister once kicked her out of her room and she didn't so much as look at her for three days#my transgression is much bigger#she's currently crouched in the corner glaring at me like I'm the unpredictable wild animal#she's already stingy with her favours. will I ever be forgiven?#Moo broke my heart in a whole other way because he hung by my hand‚ limp‚ shocked‚ betrayed but still trusting#he's sad and disappointed in his Mama but he can't live without my cuddles#bathing dogs is much more enjoyable#their betrayal isn't so bad bc 1) routine 2) hilarious 3) forgiving and forgetting is a given#the cats know I have committed indecent crimes against God and nature#even if they're the ones dragging in mice and rolling in dirt and then sprawling all over the furniture#(it's real feel 33°C at 8am and drenched in sun. they're assuredly not going to freeze)#Méka Mau Moo#cat mom problems#cats of Tumblr#cattos#kittens#kitties#knee of huss
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