#(sakusa + viva💌)

[festive]

This is for @dejwrites’s selfship prompt, honestly guys I had so much fun typing this out. I’m glad to finally be writing about my crush on sakusa. If there’s any mistakes ignore them, bc boooyyyy do I get excited while typing I didn’t even wanna proof read this.

a/n: the category was dilfs and honestly I wanted to write porn but imma save it for my dilf!bokuto fic later, anyways I just wanted to write about annoying Omi at the grocery store. 🧍🏽‍♀️

This wasn’t how Sakusa (45) expected to spend his day. Certainly not entertaining a young woman (25) who he knew for a fact was almost half his age.

“You know I’m old enough to be your father, right? My daughter is around your age if not the same.” He sighed, yes the woman he was talking to was attractive but the father in him just knew something about this wasn’t normal.

“I don’t mind, in fact that’s what makes even more fun.” The curly haired woman replied in such a teasing tone, Sakusa couldn’t help but to be taken back. He could feel her bright brown eyes sizing him up, and honestly? He’d be lying if he wasn’t flattered to know that such a beautiful and young thing such as her could find him attractive. Now he knew he wasn’t ugly, however he certainly wasn’t as youthful as he once was, strands of gray littered his dark curly hair, a few more extra wrinkles, hell, he was still lean and fit but he wasn’t as built as he was when he was in his 20s.

The blush that adorned the older man’s face certainly didn’t go unnoticed by the younger gal. She smirked, letting her plump lips curve slightly at the corners. Nothing she loved more in this world than teasing older men.

Now how could this have happened? The poor man never would’ve assumed he would fall victim to this vixen’s alluring ways while doing something so mundane like getting groceries, and honestly if someone like Atsumu pestered him like this - he was sure he’d punch them. Stifling a cough into his sleeve, he asks the short woman for her number.

“Ooooh, mr. I’m-old-enough-to-be-your-father wants my number? Little ol’ me?” The curly haired demon teased, batting her long lashes and making sure she emphasized the last part. Her eyes shined bright with amusement which instantly had Sakusa sighing - nope he’s had his fair share of brats. He wasn’t doing this, at least not today.

“You’re annoying, I take it back.” He groans, grabbing his cart and pushing it towards the self check out, the girl watching in confusion as he left her behind.

“.. did he just??? — NAUH WAIT” She chased after him, ain’t no way he was she gonna let him leave without her number, or her - either or, and could you really blame her? He was hot, obviously single, and tall AND COULD DEFINITELY PUT HER IN A MATING PRESS.

Sakusa paid her little to no mind as he went about scanning for his items, it wasn’t until she followed him out the store and to his car - did he finally decide to acknowledge her before she could do anything that would probably embarrass him. He wasn’t so much worried about her embarrassing herself.

“Here’s my number!” she mumbles something to herself, something along the lines of “you’re no fun”. Before she’s shoving a piece of paper with her name and number on it, with a few hearts. Sakusa showed her a soft smile, he couldn’t deny that the display she showed now was much cuter than how she acted earlier. How someone who was acting so proud and confident earlier, was reduced to nothing more than a shy school girl, he found it quite endearing.

What happened next completely threw the shorter woman off. Sakusa leaned down towards, his warm breath fanning against the shell of her ear - what he whispered next had this woman’s face heating up.

“I can show you how fun I can be, preferably in bed.” Her mind went blank, viva.exe has stopped working. His lips curved into a triumphing smirk as he got into his car and drove off. Watching in the rear view mirror as the girl did not move from her spot outside, her mind still processing what he said.

[festive]

There’s so much snow in my area right now, it’s sickening. Thinking about how I’d throw a snowball at Omi and how’d he shake his head and call me childish underneath his breath before absolutely destroying me with his snow ball. Hits me so damn hard my glasses come off.

[festive]

What about you and your owl baby or your germaphobe tall man what do yall do in your spare time

Sakusa: our free time is spent cleaning (against my will btw!) he’s the one waking me up at 5am on an off day to clean the damn house, he hung out with my mom once and now he has a whole playlist dedicated to cleaning. I hate it! Although after we’re done cleaning we’ll either go out for the night or just stay inside and have a self care day. We even have matching animal head bands, mine has bunny ears and his has cat ears. :D

Bokuto: our free time is spent going on a hike or something with the dogs, doesn’t matter what we do as long as we’re outside 🥲 Sometimes this bitch has me up at the butt crack of dawn, but on the rare chance he’s feeling lazy.. we’ll spend the whole day in bed watching cheesy movies.