#(side note: i do appreciate that 90% of ranboos HybridSMP stream was just. ender son hangs out with bird dad)

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Philza first meeting Ranboo: I’ve saved him from lava

Philza 3-4 months after meeting Ranboo: I have adopted another child

phil, a few months ago: yeah, the kids okay I guess. hes my neighbor in lmanburg, I saved him from lava and he seems pretty polite. i don't really have strong opinions on him, he does seem to be allied with lmanburg after all so I'm not sure how to feel about him

phil, now: I would die for this tall, anxious child. if he asked me to get up at buttfuck am to stasis chamber him home, I would do so gladly and then make him a hot chocolate and prompt him to talk about his travels. I regard him exactly as I regard my other sons. if anyone hurt him I would hunt them down and slay them in the most brutal way possible. I love my tall sweet son.