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leatherbookmark · 2 years

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as funny as the wen ning falling apart stuff might be for some people, personally it Stresses Me Out because -- excuse the comparison, mr ghost general sir -- when something keeps on breaking, at some point it’s just wiser to replace it rather than keep on fixing it. wn isn’t made of metal or some other sturdy material that you might just, idk, use glue on; he’s more like a bag prone to tearing, and yes, for a while you can mend the tears and even reinforce them, but if the bag generates new holes every time you carry something heavier than a small book, it’s! not a good bag! time to throw this one out and buy a sturdier one!

and i mean, a fic like that would be interesting! although rather painful for everyone involved, i suppose. but i really prefer the cql (?) version (the “technically they’re not dead” thing aside) where they’re super strong and fast and the “corpse” part is basically being pale

#kinda like vampires one might say #because like.... if wen ning is constantly losing limbs or can just shrug off a hole in his fucking torso and just stuff it with straw nbd #then. then dear god how he must STINK #i guess it's been established that low-level fierce corpses stink but. if zombie things are happening to a body then they're happening!#so like. thanks cql #also for xxc's corpse perfectly preserved after like. eight years? i realized too late that it must have been xy preserving it #but like. who's gonna argue with me when i say cultivators' bodies decompose MUCH slower than normal people's. no one. i'm right #(this + i'm not hardcore enough for corpsefuckening with all the uhhh benefits of a corpse. sorry)#forgive this one it is half past 3am #shrimp thoughts

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