#*ੈ✩‧₊˚ constellation: 🕺 anon

[earthtooz]

ok but like.. kaiser with a ballerina prodigy s/o.. like,,, think of it... like,,, kaiser, gods chosen emperor, with a s/o who is world famous on the ballet stage,,,, mind empty only

-🕺anon

kaiser with a ballerina prodigy s/o only to throw tantrums every other week because of all the men you have to work with. watches you perform all these lifts on stage and can't help but marvel at how talented and breathtaking you are but gets upset real quick when he thinks about how much time you spend with people that's not him, being close to someone else that's not him.

he gifts you the largest bouquet once the show is over, cheers the loudest for you with it's time for the bow, can't help but feel so proud when it's only you walking downstage by yourself, having your own moment before joining your colleagues.

meeting kaiser backstage, drinking up the 'after-show' high as he applauds you and makes a show in the dressing room.

when he sees your partner, he can't help but throw a glare at him. one he doesn't see, of course, because kaiser is delusional, but you love him all the same.

it's funny because as a ballet dancer, the one sport your teachers tell you to stay away from is soccer. guess you couldn't truly stay away.

OR i present to you... ballet!au with kaiser? reader has to do a duet with kaiser?? reader hates kaiser?? anyone listening??

[earthtooz]

earth you scared the shit out of me with your deactivation post.

-🕺anon

…boo

I’M SORRY D: not my beloved 🕺 anon… do not fear i am here to stay for a while LOL i have too much to write to let tumblr see the last of earthtooz :3

long time no see, how are you ??

[earthtooz]

earth, i have been sucked by the hsr void.

i have not stopped playing since our last interaction.

please send help i have started seeing kafka and march in my dreams.

/hj

-🕺anon

this is so me core except i saw dan heng instead. and we made out (i’m kidding).

it’s a disease and if you’re looking for the cure to get out of this, i won’t be of much help. nice to hear that you’re faring well tho, my dear friend 😁😁

[earthtooz]

I've been doing well!!! trying to learn how to bake :))) how about you???

-🕺anon

I LOVE BAKING !!!!!! one of my fav activities of all time- i've been meaning to bake some cinnamon scrolls :3 wish me luck <33

what are you baking??

and i'm good! uni exams... start... next... week *wheeze*

[earthtooz]

my team setup is the trailblazer, march, natasha and serval 😭 i want bailu or selee so bad

-🕺anon

SEELE... I WANT HER SO BAD... she is so cool :(( idk what bailu does but whateva.

trailblazer is such an adorable mc hehe

[earthtooz]

earth earth earth!!! did you pick female or male trailblazer? who's on your team?!

-🕺anon

female trailblazer !! she’s so much cooler hellaur… what about you??

my team comp at the moment is bronya, march, serval, and natasha !! i sometimes switch sampo, trailblazer, and dan heng in for attackers but yah, that’s my default for the chapter i’m at rn!!

what’s ur team lineup?

[earthtooz]

earth never play honkai star rail this thing will make you addicted as soon as the screen loads in im not joking send help

-🕺anon

so... the plan didn't rly work out

[earthtooz]

im so late HAPPY (EXTREMELY LATE) 18 BDAY EARTH!!!! I HOPE YOU GOT MANY PRESENTS AND THAT COLLEGE ISNT BEING TO ROUGH ON YOU!!!!

-🕺anon

THANK YOU, BELOVED 🕺!! COLLEGE WILL ALWAYS BE ROUGH BUT FUCK IT WE BALL !!!!!! THANK U FOR DROPPING BY, TAKE CARE AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME LOVELY <33

[earthtooz]

EARTH NOOOO YOU WILL GO DOWN A RABBIT HOLE DONT DO ITTTTTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-🕺anon

WE’RE ALREADY IN AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA 😇

sorry 🕺 anon ik u tried to save me but… some things are… inevitable…

we can talk abt hsr together now <33

[earthtooz]

itoshi rin pro player hc because hes so !!!!

rin who always tries to enter silently to your house, afraid he'll wake you up because he'll be dammed if you ruin your sleep schedule because of him

rin who, contrary to popular belief, actually sorta enjoys pda. he likes showing off to the world that you're his partner, so if hes feeling jealous, he'll have no problem kissing you in front of an inane amount of paparazzi

rin who got you a hedgehog pet and now its your guys's son. his name is sonic.

rin who texts sae just to ask "when r you gonna get bitches lmao"

rin who has gotten so used to sleeping next to you that when he's away for a match he oats on the mattress and is dissappointed when your not there.

rin who refuses to let you pay. you're on a date and every time you try to split the bill he says "no."

rin who really enjoys being the little spoon for no reason at all.

rin who falls asleep watching any movie that isn't horror.

rin who takes an obnoxiously long time getting ready for a date.

rin who wants to propose but has no idea how to.

rin who has an abnormal alcohol resistance. this guy can drink 3 entire bottles of wine and not get drunk at ALL.

rin who rlly likes carrying you in bridal style.

rin whose favourite chore is washing the dishes.

rin who puts on his alarm 5 minutes earlier some times because he sometimes stares at you while you sleep, thinking you look pretty.

rin who gets WAY too invested in soap operas

rin who cooks every weekend

rin who likes playing with your hair

rin who adores hugging you from behind while you're washing the dishes

rin who just really loves you and wants to propose so bad but hes too nervous to do so. he'll get there one day 😔

rin who puts his fork into your plate and steals some of your food, without any shame.

rin who walks around the house shirtless. when you questioned him about it, he had no answer other than a shrug.

rin who is SO!(#^>#&@&#

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

bye

-🕺anon

i'm literally petitioning for you to write my fics for me. this is not a joke.

[earthtooz]

howdy, it is the 🕺 anon again. i will share some of my rin itoshi thoughts because he is so?!,#&#:$^<×;#*#;#>@;#&#;#> probably extremely ooc but fluff

- rin who, after the u-20 match, got out of blue lock and the first thing he did was go to your house to see you, his chilhood best friend and now highschool sweetheart

- rin who is a dirty little liar and tells you that his parents are out helping sae with his visa for spain, so he is locked out of his house due to the fact thst his parents are in another country and since he didn't expect to get trapped in a football facility for 3 months (idk how much time they've been in there ☹️🤞) he dosen't have his keys (he already knew before that his parents were gonna go, and his parents actually asked him if he needed keys and he said no)

- rin who internally screams when you tell him that he can spend the night at your place whenever he wants (although he was 99% sure this would happen)

- rin who then lets you ramble abt everything that has happened to you since he got stuck in bllk while he stares at you with so much admiration and love while you talk </3

- until you tell him that you went to see him in the u-20 match as soon as you got the news he was going to play, then he blushes a little and internally screams again

-rin who already had left some pairs of his clothes at your home before bllk happened (cheeky mf) so he dosen't have to worry abt climbing to the window in his parents home to get spare clothes.

- rin who helps you make dinner and then washes the dishes saying "its the least I can do" although you told him not to

-rin who can't sleep in the couch so he gets up, goes to your room, opens the door and stands in your doorstep like 🧍‍♂️while asking if he can sleep on your bed tonight

- rin who literally almost killed you from how hard he was hugging you while cuddling him

- rin who falls asleep easier knowing you're by his side and that sae still dosen't have a partner like he does 💪💪💪

might expand on how rin almost dies when you and him encountered the rest of the bllk team while you 2 were out on a date, but thats a thing for later!!!!!

thank you for reading my rin itoshi brainrot thoughts, have a good day/afternoon/night

- 🕺anon

YOU ARE SOOOOO CORRECT FOR THIS ONE. ooc rin is the best rin tbh- but i feel like with his character, u just never know :,( ANYWAYS love the hc nevertheless bc i think u are vv correct for them- plus, they are ALL SOOO CUTE !!!

i literally have nothing to add to your headcanons, i was almost selfish enough to keep this in my own inbox for my own sake but then i was like oh what the heck, the world deserves to read these itoshi rin hc !!!!!

amazing, as always, 🕺anon. splendid. fell in love all over again with itoshi rin tbh <3

the sae part was uncalled for but SO true. also the cuddling part 😭

[earthtooz]

KUNIGAMI SLANDER?? C'MON I KNKW HE WAS BAD AFTER YK BUT I'M HOLDING OUT HOPE HE'LL RETURN 😭😭😭😭😭 living on copium rn..... rin has not appeared in so long the pxg match better come quickly and he better NOT BE BENCHED or else i'll cry

- 🕺anon

NO I'M SLANDERING KUNIGAMI... jk he's not the worst bllk character, i would trust him with my drink (well. beforehand). i just... can't ever think about writing for him or perceiving him in a remotely romantic light. so apologies, 🕺 anon, but i will not be contributing to the lack of kunigami fics on tumblr 👍👍 okay but barou and ness having more fics is actually kind of shocking 😭 out of the three i'd write for kunigami so. take of that what u will !!

spspspspspspsp come back to rin psppspspspspsspps come back to rin pssppspsspsp you know you want to ppspspspspspspspsps come back to rin pspspspspspspsp-

MAKE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT FOR HIM!! BET!! hey if no one else will then u might as well...

that said... please return to the light, 🕺 anon... pls... join us rin devourers before it's too late... please, i'm on my knees pleading rn...

[earthtooz]

earth i am deviating from the itoshi rin agenda and joining the kunigami agenda, somethings happening to me 😭

-🕺anon

YOU BETRAYYYYYYYYYED ME. AND I KNOW THAT YOU’LL NEVER FEEL SOOOOOORRY.

ew. I’m stank facing you so hard rn. 🕺 COME BACK, PLEASE, COMEEE BACKKKJKJK. it’s okay, at least it’s not barou…

WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET U BACK PLS, U PROVIDE ME SO MUCH RIN JUICE 😣😣

[earthtooz]

weird thought moment but why is barou growing on me ngl

-🕺anon

uhm. can't relate.

how's he growing on you, 🕺 anon? maybe i'll see the appeal when you lay it out for me 😭😭

[earthtooz]

EARTH EARTH AEARTH HAVE YOU READ THE NEW BLLK CHAPTER YET???? RAICHI IS FINALLY OFF THE BENCH!! WE'RE FINALLY GONNA SEE RAICHI'S SEXY FOOTBALL IM SO HAPPY 😭😭😭

-🕺anon

HI 🕺 ANON !! sorry i'm getting to this so late - I HAVE I HAVE I HAVE, I'M SO GLAD IT'S HIM AND NOT IG*GURI... THANK GOODNESS

i'm excited to see him play :] and i'm excited for this whole ubers match - i wanna know why barou got so good 🙄 unforgivable that he's number one... but nevertheless... PLUS AIKU!! I WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH HE'S IMPROVED TOO!! finally we're getting some u-20 team content :o

[earthtooz]

im still on the kunigami phase 😔 but i also love rin 🤞 never fogetting my roots

-🕺anon

acceptable. i will take it 🙄 JOKING i'm joking. u can love kunigami all u want, be who u r 🎶🎶 but i love ur rin rambles pls never stop 😔