#*GASP* what if in the slasher au jason was r i t c h i e?

[slashingdisneypasta]

Sorry, two more Grycho things that I completely forgot to add onto the original ask, and just remembered now so I'm putting them here XD

The first thing. I guess this could also just be two pals fucking around, but I'm still putting it here XD in your Wheezy x Y/N x Greasy drabble, it was mentioned that Greasy sings in the shower. I'm just imagining that when they get closer, Psycho will pop in when he hears Greasy singing and is like "Hey can you sing the-" "I'm not a radio, get out!"

(If this was Grycho, maybe Greasy would take Psychos requests-)

The second thing. There are stories of kids who grew up around LGBTQ people, and had no idea they were. Not homophobic or anything, the kids just didn't put two and two together. And I'm just imagining that's how Smartass' Daughter!Y/N finds out XD like I'm just imagining at some point, she and Ritchie get to talking about it somehow, and that's when she realized it.

Ritchie: *genuinely curious* Sooo... Is there something between you and your unkles?

Y/N: Huh? What do you mean?

Ritchie: You know, Greasy and Psycho? They're always together.

Y/N: "Yeah. They've always been close! They just like each other so much ^^

Y/N: They always sit next to each other at home, and when Greasy is gone for hours Psycho will jump onto him and won't let go. And they even sleep in the same room to-

Y/N: ...

Ritchie: ...

Y/N: ...

Ritchie: *trying so hard to hold back his laughter* Well, that explains a lot-

Y/N: Shut up!

(I'm on mobile so Ritchie can't be yellow XD)

Omg, I'm not your radio get out! XD I love that- he's not self conscious or anything he just wants the loony bastard out of his goddamn shower and to stop demanding things of him!!

And- hahahaha XDD Yesss!! XDD