#*le gasp* Timcanpy is adopted!? but he has a cross on his face!

[crossyourheartspreparetodie]

Timcanpy: *acts like a little rascal so that Allen would laugh*

Cross: *irate before his first coffee of the day* you're adopted

Timcanpy: *jaw drops*

Allen: *offended gasp*

Timcanpy: *tears up*

It was in that moment that Cross knew... he fucked up.

This will be added to the list of Cross's parenting fails.

Dead ass Lavi drops his book, mid chew on his cereal as he watches this whole scene go down.

Allen: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?

Cross: The fuck do you mean? He's a golem ain't no way he's biologically human anyways!

Allen: *gasps even more dramatically* NOT HUMAN!? EXCUSE ME WE DONT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST SPECIES HERE!

Lavi: If it makes you feel better Tim I'm pretty sure Bookman just picked me up out of a dumpster or the woods.

Cross: Oi don't say that I'm not even fully certain if you're just not partially mine-

Lavi* it's his turn to let his jaw drop* WHAT!? I REFUSE! IM WAY MORE HANDSOME THAN YOU AND IM SMARTER TO!

Allen: I got sold to a circus! (Wants to feel included in the turmoil)

Lavi: Hey how come Allen gets the cooler backstory!? How come I couldn't be raised by wolves!?

Timcanpy: *circling around the choas with big tears dropping down onto the table*

Cross: I didn't know it cried-

Allen: OH SO HE'S AN "IT" NOW? WOW YOU'RE JUST TERRIBLE TODAY!

Lavi: How is he a he though Al, does he have a thingy to or is it just really tiny?

Cross: *pinches the bridge of his nose* no talking about genitals at the table please

Lavi: Why does it make you insecure? I always knew you were overcompensating for something-