#*splattering toxic blood everywhere* this is dangerous to YOU. IM BUILT DIFFERENT THO

[gothszler]

tbh the critical misunderstanding is in thinking newt geiszler’s disregard for lab safety is in any way accidental or inconsistent. every time Newt violates safety codes it’s because he believes that he knows more than whoever made the rules, anyway, and if they understood his process they’d realize he's being quite safe, actually, and everyone else is stupid... being in his lab is intolerable because he WILL wear full ppe to do a dangerous chemical reaction. gloves and a gas mask. pouring things into beakers using a fumigator and all that. and then when he’s done he’ll look at the distilled product, dip his finger in, stick it in his mouth and go “yeah that’s about right”