#.starwars

[incorrectyugioh]

"Matt" the KaibaCorp Employee: A buddy of mine saw Seto Kaiba take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Seto Kaiba has an eight pack. That Seto Kaiba was SHREDDED.

Joey Wheeler: What?! your friend's a liar, man. Seto Kaiba's a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs 30 pounds underneath that little white dress. Hahaha - hck!

Yuugi Mutou: Joey? Joey??

"Matt": oh no, he's choking on his food

(later)

"Matt": I have a bombshell announcement to make, guys. I'm not Matt. I'm -

Yuugi Mutou: You're Kaiba, yeah

Joey Wheeler: Kaiba. We know. I knew when you threw me through the soda machine