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bibleofficial · 1 year

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honestly ? obsessed w my tour guide. she’s so sweet & she makes me feel like i SHOULD be a tour guide or an assistant to showing people abroad - like i asked for a towel in italian & she said i sounded good & this is also after she recommended me to become a tour guide like 😭😭 yall ! guess i’ve a job !!!

#stream #i mean i followed it up in english ‘a towel for the shower’#im drunk again #ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKL #w this tour group there’s this ‘kids table’ it’s so fucking funny like it’s not that we’re CHILDREN but we are the KIDS of the PARENTS that #we r w it’s so fucking funny #i mean my brother & i - POOR AS FUCK - like these kids go to private schools & their parents are like higher ups in the med field & unis 😭😭#so it’s SO different like our lives like our experiences it’s fascinating #so there’s 3 (19 22 & 24) siblings of vietnamese immigrants that live on the west coast & there’s my brother & i & then there’s a single #-ish child from the midwest who is sooo sweet she’s around 20 & then my brother & i are 24 - as we know - but it’s so nice talking to them #it’s so fucking funny bc im literally #an alcoholic #& we all know i’m The Alcoholic like they give me their wine that they’re not going to finish & i down it ALSKALSLAKSLAKALKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSL #SCREAM #i can’t smoke weed !!!!!!!!!!#it’s so fucking funny like the entire group knows i’m the alcoholic but ALSO a CRIPPLE #& im always drunk there’re so cute i love them #i will protect them w my Life #These Are My Children Now #All Of Them #If They Need Anything I Am There #i hear my mothers cocoa pod bracelets she’s back #the little clang when she moves her wrist & they bang together ALSKALSLALSLALS

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