#ALSO LITERALLY WHY US KUAI LIANG DRESSED UP AS SCORPION?

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Mk1 x Milf! Reader

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Intro dialogues

Ft: Scorpion (Kuai Liang), Sub-Zero (Bi-han), Smoke (Tomas Vrbara), Reptile (Syzoth), Johnny Cage.

D/n= Daughters name

Note: you have a 15 year old daughter. You are not human, you are of a species that can reproduce asexually. There will also be some dialogue with the daughter as well. (so the daughter is basically a clone of you physically so just imagine her looking like how you did when you were 15-) And I'm making the daughter have my personality so if you don't like it, too bad.

Scorpion: Your species' ability to reproduce is quite fascinating... Y/n: Are you upset I have no need for a mate, Kuai?

Scorpion: Are you sure you aren't looking for a husband? Y/n: I'm sure I can make an exception for you, little flame.

Scorpion: You truly are a Goddess, dearest. Y/n: Oh stop, you're making me blush!

Y/n: D/n seems to be warming up to you, little flame. (pun intended-) Scorpion: I hope she is, I truly wish to bond with her.

Y/n: I appreciate you trying to bond with D/n, Kuai. Scorpion: I don't only do it for you, but for her as well.

Y/n: Are you going to propose anytime soon or must I do it? Scorpion: I... I will get to that, my dearest.

Sub-Zero: I will prove that I am a worthy husband for you, lovely. Y/n: Oh? Then you better make it worthwhile.

Sub-Zero: A woman such as yourself deserves a strong and honorable man to love. Y/n: Might you be that man, little wolf?

Sub-Zero: D/n has been teasing a lot recently... Y/n: That's just how she treats the people she likes, Bi-han.

Y/n: I see you've been spending more time with D/n. Any particular reason why? Sub-Zero: If I'm going to marry you one day, I need to earn your daughter's trust and acceptance first.

Y/n: Behind that cold exterior is a man I deem worthy of love. Sub-Zero: Only if that love is from you and D/n... (platonically ofc-)

Y/n: It was you who killed him, wasn't it? Sub-Zero: That bastard deserved it for thinking he could have you...

Smoke: You don't mind if me and D/n head to Madam Bo's, do you? Y/n: sigh Just make sure she doesn't start any fights, okay?

Smoke: The fact you don't even need a male to reproduce is just... awesome. Y/n: Yes, although we can reproduce the fun way as well...

Smoke: You looked stunning in that dress last night, Dove. Y/n: Why thank you, angel.

Y/n: D/n seems to really like you, Tomas. Smoke: Really? Oh, thank God! I was worried she didn't!

Y/n: giggles You're so cute when you're nervous, angel. Smoke: groans Please dove, don't tease me like that...

Y/n: No words can express how much I care for you, Tomas. Smoke: I...wow, I'm really a lucky guy, aren't I?

Reptile: So you're telling me you're a virgin with a daughter? Man, I hit the jackpot. Y/n: You truly have no filter, Syzoth. But I like that in a man so you get a pass.

Reptile: Goddamn... Y/n: Something caught your eye, sweetheart?

Reptile: You have too many admirers... Y/n: But my heart only belongs to you, sweetheart.

Y/n: The idea of a mate is rather intriguing... Reptile: chuckles Is that your way of telling me you want me?

Y/n: You and D/n are a dangerous duo... Reptile: What can I say? Like father, like future daughter.

Y/n: Your bond with D/n is truly like a father and daughter. Reptile: Just as it should be, my mate.

Johnny: Woah, you're a total milf if I've ever seen one! Y/n: A... what?

Johnny: C'mon sweetcheeks, we'd make the perfect couple! Y/n: Sorry love, but you need D/n's approval as well.

Johnny: The grey hairs, the eyes, the body, you are literally the work of Gods. Y/n: Well, you surely know how to make a woman feel good.

Y/n: D/n is making awful puns now because of you! Johnny: Awful? Those things are a work of art!

Y/n: Well hello there handsome. Johnny: Now that, that is something I won't get used to. But I'm not complaining.

Y/n: Wow, you actually got D/n to like you. Johnny: Yep, now I got a hot milf girlfriend and an awesome daughter.

D/n: So you wanna marry my mom? I don't blame you. Scorpion: Who wouldn't want to marry a woman like her.

D/n: Tell me, do you prefer Dad or Pa? Scorpion: I... I haven't even asked Y/n to marry me yet.

Scorpion: Let's see how well Y/n trained you. D/n: Maybe one day, you could teach me a thing or two.

D/n: in an Australian accent Ello there Frosty! Sub-Zero: For the love of God, please stop doing that!

D/n: You wanna go chill at Madam Bo's after this? Sub-Zero: sigh Yeah sure...

Sub-Zero: I told you to dispose of the body quickly, now she knows we killed him! D/n: Alright, calm down Dad.

D/n: So what did she say? Smoke: She said we can go, but no fights!

D/n: Say...Do my puns annoy you? Smoke: What? No! Who told you they were annoying?!

Smoke: I think Y/n is starting to catch on... D/n: Don't worry, I'll make sure she doesn't find out about the proposal!

D/n: Dude, I just found out I can also shape-shift. Reptile: Oh, the power we both hold right now.

D/n: Wouldn't it be cool if we swapped places for a day as a prank? Reptile: Oh. My. Gosh. That's the most brilliant idea I've ever heard.

Reptile: I'm not offended that you called me Dad earlier, D/n. D/n: I know... But it was in front of everyone though!

D/n: She said my puns are horrible!?! Johnny: I know! The nerve of that woman!

D/n: I don't know John... Me? In a movie? I'm just a kid... Johnny: C'mon! You'll have the crowd's heart in seconds!

Johnny: Hah, now I have two people calling me- D/n: Finish that sentence and your "Dad card" is revoked.

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Kombat Krew and dating them would include;

Some fluff to break up the smut. Because I can write nice things. Yeah, I already wrote for Sub Zero, but I had fucking more to include. Love that Frosty man. Please enjoy.

Sub Zero/ Kuai Liang;

·         So, his personality is warm. But he isn’t. Please be prepared to wrap up around him.

·         You ever wanted to share a bath/shower with your boyfriend, because hell that sounds cute? Not happening with him, unless you’re a fan of coldish showers.

·         He would happily talk to you whilst you have a hot bath though. He just wants to talk to someone, who won’t ask him if he’s related to Elsa.

·         He is really soft and caring when it’s just the two of you.

·         Dating him would make you become that couple that act super old but aren’t old yet.

·         Deep conversation, philosophical debates and chatting bubbles before bed and in private.

·         Reading the same book and having conversations about it after each chapter.

·         In Winter you’ll have to banish him to his side of the bed, but in Summer you literally beg for him to spoon you.

·         He’s not really had a proper relationship, so he’s a bit awkward at first but he gets used to it and gets better. It’s more like he doesn’t know what to say/do, rather than him being a bad boyfriend.

·         He has a soft spot for having his hair played with, he actually loves it when you rub his scalp and run your hands through his hair.

·         A lot of hugs in private. He loves wrapping his arms around you and nuzzling into your neck or resting his chin atop your head.

·         A lot of peaceful silences, holding hands and meditating in private, or maybe reading. If you paint, he’ll love to watch you create. Intrigued by everything.

·         Ultimate hype man, who is supportive, loving and caring. And is also so proud of you.

·         I could write more for him but like I have to stop.

·         Will make you warm drinks to keep you warm and wrap a blanket around you.

 Kabal;

·         In his Black Dragon days, he would spoil you rotten. Like whatever the fuck you want you can have.

·         He can’t take you shopping because something crept up? Fuck it take his card. You’ll have to show him what you bought though. That’s the deal.

·         Hope you like someone who can’t drive, because he can’t fucking drive. At all. Terrible. Speed limits are just a myth to him.

·         Speaking of Speed limits, he once, for the shits and giggles bet you he could trigger a Speed Camera. Why did he do something so stupid and pointless? Because he wanted to make you laugh.

·         Dating him is just one giant fun rollercoaster. One you don’t throw up on, but you will lose your sunglasses on. It’s fun all round.

·         He’s two modes you need to be aware of. He’s a lazy shit for someone who can run so fast. He just wants to lounge about all day when its his day off. Like you don’t even need to get dressed, you can just lay there in his t-shirt and look fine as fuck for all he cares.

·         Speaking of which, he’s a sucker for you in his clothes. You wanna lounge there in his hoodie, fine by him. He loves it when you fiddle with his necklace. Its his good luck charm and would attempt to find one for you to wear.

·         Second mode is more like, get up we are going for a drive. Type of guy to drive three hours at night, to get pizza and to see the ocean, even though its fucking dark.

·         He totally watches trashy TV. He can’t sleep? Well good, because fucking TLC has a My strange addiction Marathon on. Hope you like trash filled TV.

·         He will totally let you do a facemask on him. Pre and Post burn.

·         You wanna braid his hair? He is down for that, drag your arse over here because he wants to braid yours.

·         Lush bath bombs are his guilty pleasure. He will steal yours. And then invite you in to share a bath with him. Just an excuse for him to be cuddly to be fair. Will try and scrub the glitter off before he goes out. It’s clearly shards of glass, and not from an intergalactic bathbomb.

·         Is just generally a big softy.

·         If you’re sick, then he’s getting sick too. Like he would literally spend all day in bed with you trying to make you feel better.

·         After his burns he’d love for you to help him with his mostueriising and taking care of him.

·         If he can’t sleep at night after the accident, or wakes up after a nightmare, he’ll just hold your waist and bury his head into your hair. He’ll whisper about how much he loves you and how much you mean to him.

·         He is the proud boyfriend to take a million photos of you, all candid, and post them everywhere “Hey Kano, wanna see a photo of Y/N making coffee? I couldn’t give a fuck what you say anyway”

·         Won’t accept anyone saying any shit about you, unless they want his foot or a hook sword up their arse.

Scorpion/Hanzo;

·         This Poor man needs a hug and pronto. At first, he’d feel guilty about your relationship. How could he move on? But then once he settles in, he becomes a pretty sound and well-rounded boyfriend.

·         He is extremely protective of you. Nobody is saying anything about you, looking at you the wrong way or anything of the sort. He’ll give them a warning stare before frowning at them. You’re always blissfully unaware of this.

·         He acts grumpy but he’s really not on the inside. He’s just using it to come across grumpy to make people not want to talk to him. You’re different though.

·         If you’re creative, he’d support you in whatever endeavours you were doing. And if you made him anything, he’d cherish it like it was worth millions, because to him it is.

·         He loves to hold your hand and kiss it. One of the few displays of PDA he will do. But it’s really discrete in public. He’s just a traditional kind of guy.

·         He sometimes can’t sleep so will stay awake reading, listening to the soft sound of you whilst you’re asleep. Watching your chest rise and fall, your face scrunch up whilst you dream. Listening to all the noises you make. Your precious when you’re asleep.

·         He’s a Grumpy bastard around everyone, but less so around you when in public. People notice and make comments. Not so loud he hears mind you, because pissing him off is not advised for them.

·         Will give probably call you something like Sakura, I’m so bad at cute pet-names because they aren’t pure filth  He won’t call you it around others, its just your thing and your thing alone.

·         He gives into you too easily. You want to braid his hair? Fine but he’s not going to smile about it… okay maybe just a little, don’t tell anyone either yeah?

·         He can cook and doesn’t burn things either. Who fucking knew? You sure as hell didn’t. But yeah, he’ll totally cook for you!

·         Takes good care of you when you’re sick too, will become a human heater and hold you tight. Making sure you’re hydrated and well fed. You aren’t getting out of bed either, you need to rest.

·         Becomes a mother hen when he looks after you. You’re a bit drunk? Puts you to bed with a glass of water by your side. Will say he won’t give sympathy for the self-inflicted hangover, but he does.

·         Also, meditation together and cute walks in the fire gardens. He just wants a bit of love.

·         Would boast about you to Kuai. He doesn’t mean to brag, but since they became friends they have this friendly rivalry going on.

Erron Black;

·         Yeehaw motherfucker. Don’t ever say that to him, he will not be impressed.

·         Will give you whatever you want at the bat of your fucking eyelashes. He’s a fucking sucker for them. And a sucker for you.

·         Very boastful boyfriend, whatever you do, he will boast and brag about you. Especially in his Black Dragon days.

·         Is a massive flirt, always and forever. Be prepared for some inappropriate work place flirting. It’s going to happen.

·         You have a pretty cool couples costume prepared for Halloween. Like he’s down for seeing you dress up. Just don’t imitate his accent, please for the love of god, don’t do it. Kabal’s impression is the worst and he’s done with it, before he even opens his mouth.

·         Said it before and I’ll say it again, louder for the people in the back this time. Fucking. Pet. Names. Galore. Sugar, Sweetie, Darlin, babe, Honey, Sweetheart, Doll, Honey. You name it, he’s going to call you it. In his accent though, he gets away with them all.

·         Can’t cook but can BBQ? You aren’t sure, but he does it well.

·         He’ll teach you to shoot straight and be proficient with firearms. Ain’t no way in hell he’s leaving you if you can’t protect yourself.

·         He is not a neat person. Expect guns on the table, mud on the floor. He is not neat, accept it. He tries, he really does but it does not work.

·         He isn’t into reading.

·         Dates include, going to a bar, maybe some dancing and he can tell you what most of the constellations in the sky mean. Just keep it hush, hush, he has a reputation to maintain.

 Bi-Han; (Going with Pre-Noob and kind of an AU where Subs tower in 11 happened)

·         Is completely different to Kuai. He isn’t too bothered by people’s opinions on your relationship. He’s the Grandmaster, what are they actually going to do about it? (Arrogant as fuck)

·         He’s fun to date, a bit of a tit at times but fun.

·         He knows when to calm his banter down.

·         Him meeting your parents/family is going to be tense. He always has this smirk on his face. It’s like a really smug owl. He does charm everyone however, because as much as he’s cocky, he’s a charmer.

·         Lives to embarrass his brother. Always and forever. You’ll have to put up with it.

·         Will give you his jacket when your cold, drape an arm over you and kiss your forehead when you walk along.

·         He’ll train you to be proficient in hand to hand combat. Protecting yourself is key, because he can’t be there always, and dating him puts a target on you sadly.

·         He teases a lot, its all playful and friendly, but he has a very big ‘Make me attitude’

·         He’s more laidback than Kuai. PDA isn’t a massive no-go for him, he won’t be making out with you in front of others. But he will let you sit on his knee when he’s working.

·         He gets Jealous fairly easily. Someone checks your arse out? His arm is around your waist.

·         He’s a little less serious in comparison to Kuai, like he has more jokes, more banter. But he is a lot less mature.

·         Has a good balance like I said, he knows when his banter is getting too much and knows when to be serious.

·         Nobody is going to disrespect you. You’re potentially the future spouse of one of the Grandmasters. You deserve the respect that comes with it.

·         Hope you like walking and hiking into the middle of bum fuck nowhere, because he sure as hell does.

·         He enjoys camping with you. Because it’s just the two of you. No Lin Kuei, no responsibility, no Tundra.  

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Request; Kombat Kast and marking their territory.

Well. Some of these are fluffy and some of them are pure filth. So, everything is under the cut. You know the drill.  Warnings; Smut, NSFW, sexy-times, mentions of biting, marking, kinkiness etc. 18+ under the cut.  GIFS are not mine and do not belong to me.

·         Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi); SFW; He gives you a necklace, one with a spear-head charm on it. On the back it’s got his initials and yours. When he gifts it to you, he’ll sit you down in the Fire Gardens, watching as you unwrap it. Before carefully placing it around your neck. This is just so everyone knows, who you’re dating. Because he isn’t risking losing you. Nobody going to fuck with you when they see that. Ain’t happening. NSFW; He’s not overly keen on leaving marks on your body, why would he want to do that? But. Sometimes, on the occasion he’s feeling a little more adventurous, he would not be opposed to marking your collar-bones. He’ll fucking go to town if he has to. He loves the sight of them, but he leaves them, just so he can see them. There more to remind him and make his cock grow harder.

·         Kabal; SFW; Matching. Shark. Tooth. Necklace. It takes him forever to find one that’s even remotely like his. His has some extreme sentimental value, his dad gave it to be him before he passed away. He’s the eldest so he got it. Whilst he was looking, he gave you his, just to get you used to having one. But yeah, when he finds one very similar, he’ll put it on you. He even points to it, shouting to Kano that you’re his. And if anyone tries anything on with you, or they insult you, or even fucking look at you wrong. He’ll shove a hooksword so far up their arse. And he’ll do Kano’s dentist a favour and knock his bastarding teeth out. NSFW; Love-bites everywhere. Fucking hell. You look like a fucking leper. ‘Not too many on my neck’ turns into a challenge for him ‘Of course not Princess’ Yeah, you’ve got a big one on the junction between your neck and collar. More on your thighs. You’re sat there, admiring his handywork and smiling. He’s such an endearing bastard. If you’re not 110% down, he will try and abstain from leaving them in prominent places.

·         Kung Lao; NSFW; He likes to leave scratch marks on your back. He’s a sucker for being a bit of a bottom, just laying back and watching you ride his cock. So, he’s totally down for him clawing at your back. Nothing says you’re together, than having some deep-set claw marks on your back. It’ll put anyone off trying to fuck with you, unless they want a rather sharp hat to their face. Who knew one Monk could be so kinky? You sure as fuck didn’t.

·         Kenshi; SFW; He’d give you one of his old bandanas. One that he’s had for a while. He has multiple ones, but he’d want you to tie it around your arm. Just so people know that even though he’s blind, he can fucking sense them checking you out. And he ain’t having it. Their thinking of slapping your arse? Not in this fucking lifetime. But yeah, he’ll insist you wear it everywhere. A piece of him with you always. NSFW; He loves to spank you. He knows nobody can really see them, unless you’re wearing some booty shorts. But, he knows people will know somethings up, when you can’t sit down. He’s a sucker for slapping your ass. Plus, he can sense your cheeks blushing, when people ask why you aren’t sitting down. People, mainly Johnny, have figured it out. That he’s been a little rough with you. He’ll never hear the end of it, but, at least people know you’re together.

·         Sub-Zero (Kuai Liang); SFW; He gives you a Lin Kuei medallion. One that attaches to the belt of your clothes. Or, it’ll attach to the Uniform he’s got you. You’re the S/O of the Grandmaster, people deserve to know how important you are. And that if anyone tries anything on with you, whether it be intimidation or an attempt at flirting; he will not be having any of it. You’re to be treated with respect and dignity. NSFW; Leaving visible and prominent marks are not as his cup of tea. At all. But, he will on the occasion he’s been slightly rougher, mainly pinning you down, accidentally leave blue frosted marks on your arms. He’s incredibly sorry, he didn’t mean to do it. They’re not painful, in actual fact, they heighten your orgasm. So, you aren’t complaining. He still feels bad… but he does love the way they frame your wrist.  Reminding people, that you are the Significant other of the Grandmaster.

·         Bi-Han; SFW; Like Kuai, he gives you a Lin Kuei medallion, however, his comes attatched to a velvet blue choker. So, this is a little risqué, since its kind of like, collaring. Borderline though. Think Yennefer’s from the Witcher, but blue and with their symbol. It reminds other members, and outsiders at that, that you are taken by THE Grandmaster. And he does not take lightly to anyone intimidating or flirting with you. NSFW; This is very Kinky and is taken straight from his NSFW alphabet. One of his major kinks is light choking. If you’re into it. So, if you’re down, he’d leave similar frosty markings (Much like Kuai) on your neck. Good job he got you that choker. But nothing screams that you’ve both been intimate than that. If you’re not down for it, then he’s understanding and will instead leave a frosty handprint on your ass. These last fucking hours. He’s such a dick.

·         Raiden; SFW; How does he ensure that everyone knows you’re dating him, exclusively, well, the way a good should of course! Well, he’s actually not sure on this custom. He does end up consulting the Elder Gods. For advice. They have no words. What the fuck is he asking them for? No time for this, even though they get an eternity. Asks Hanzo and takes inspiration from him. Gifts you with a charm bracelet. Lightning bolt charm, staff charm, hat charm and most importantly, a heart and an infinity symbol. He’ll live forever, and he’ll carry his love for you all the way through that. NSFW (This is for Dark!Raiden, since you are all thirsty for him!); He would be into leaving marks on your neck, collarbones and anywhere visible. He needs people to know that you’re together and you’re with him. If they mess with you, then let the thunder fucking take them. He will show no mercy.

·         Erron Black; SFW; So, what does a cowboy give his Baby-Doll? Easy, a matching hat and bandana. Hey, look, you’re dressed the same. He needs everyone to know you’ve already got yourself a partner for the rodeo. Him. Hell, he’d get you a pistol just like his, custom made, just so people know. You’re Erron Black’s Sweetheart. And don’t nobody fuck with them. He doesn’t expect you to wear them all the time, but he loves it when you wrap the bandana around the neck. NSFW; He’s a sucker for a good love-bite, so he’ll be leaving them on your neck. See, good job he got you that bandana. It’ll hide the marks! But, if you wanna parade them around, then be his guest. He’ll fucking love it, if you’re stood talking to Jade, whilst he’s talking to Kotal and he can just spy them. They make him a little distracted. He has no idea what Kotal said but it sounds good to him.

·         Jade; SFW; Her love for you is strong, she’s a loyal woman and she intends to make her intentions clear. You’re hers and hers alone. She isn’t into sharing, she has to now share her friendship with Kitana. Which she’s fine with. But you’re hers, and if someone tries to flirt or make you uncomfortable, they will be strongly disciplined. So, she makes it very clear, by gifting you with leaf shaped pendant made of Jade. This could not be clearer. It’s made of her namesake for Christ sake.

·         Cassie Cage; SFW; A Phonecases that’s custom made, it’s just a bunch of those trashy hearts and pictures of both of you. Some of them goofy, some of you both looking amazing and ready to hit the town! She’ll also update her Social Media to make sure people know you’re together. She’ll also add it into her snark. Like Kano is flirting? ‘I’ve got Y/N, why would I settle for a scumbag with scabies?’ type snark. Oh, and the phonecases are matching, she has one two! You are that couple. Co-ordinated outfits are also a thing she likes. Like not he same but ones that complement each other’s.

·         Skarlet; NSFW; She’s a bit of a sucker, literally, for leaving bitemarks. She wants big red marks all over you. It’s her kink, something she loves to do. They stay for a long time too. She’s just got a talent for them. You’re the only thing she has, and she will not risk anyone harming, hurting or flirting with you. She’ll crack that whip and split their ass in two if they do!

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Request; The Kombat Krew and taking care of you when you are sick;

I am so tired, and I feel like I need them to take care of me right now. But, hope you’re feeling better anon! A nice fluffy post to ease off on all the smut, because we’ve a lot of it coming up soon!  GIFS do not belong to me. More under the cut because it’s a looong post again.

Kabal;

·         Okay. He can tell you’re sick so do not deny it. He will instantly become a Mother Hen. All those home remedies his Mother used to give him, yeah there coming out and being used.

·         You’ve thrown up? Have some Lucozade. You’ve a rash? Chamomile lotion and tea.

·         He’ll make sure you’ve seen a Doctor; the best money can buy. Like he needs to make sure you’re okay!

·         Will call in work, acting like you’re dying, when you’ve just got a cold.

·         He makes a massive fuss over you. And he cannot say no to you.

·         You want Mcdonalds? Well, give him a list and he’ll go get you it. Even if its 2 in the morning. He cannot guarantee he’ll be dressed during this visit, but he will go get you whatever you heart wants.

·         He will not let you get out of bed. The dishes need doing? He’ll do them. You want water? He’ll bring you a whole ocean.

·         He will let you be in control of the TV. He will watch whatever you put on. And he will cuddle you whilst you’re doing it.

·         He doesn’t care if he gets sick, all he can think about is you. He wants you to get better and he wants to help with that process.

·         If you’re too cold, he will use his body heat to help. If you’re too warm, he’ll crank the AC up and put a jumper on.

·         He won’t sleep easy if you’re really ill, like he wants to stay awake to make sure nothing happens in the night. He worries a lot about you.

·         He’s husband material right there. None of this changes pre or post burns.

·         You looked after him after his accident, the least he can do is fetch you some tissues, stroke your hair and call you pretty. Even if you look like a snot walrus.

Sub Zero (Kuai Liang);

·         This man. Knows you’re getting sick before you do. He can fucking sense it. His Mother Sub Zero senses are tingling, you’re coming down with a cold.

·         Even though Colds are caused by germs, he still kind of blames himself. Why? Because you’ve a cold and you’re in the middle of Artika. And dating a man who is cold by nature. Literally.

·         He is great in a situation where you’ve got a fever. He will hold you and try and cool you down. But when you’re shivering, he feels absolutely useless.

·         He will light a fire, wrap you up warm, give you warm milk and honey, because that’s an antiseptic for your throat. He’ll keep giving you hot water bottles and topping them up.

·         He’ll also devote time to you. Bi-Han can take over running the clan if it’s very serious.

·         He’ll sit by your bed and watch over you. He dare not move.

·         If its just a cold, he will keep stopping by to check on you. Though, he does worry and becomes distracted because of his worry.

·         Bi-Han is sick. Sick to fucking death of Kuai going on about you being ill.

·         Will help you shower, convincing you that it will make you feel better. That and the steam will unclog your head.

·         Will put a steam diffuser in the room with scents to try and ease your sinuses.

·         Will bring you healthy food and things that will kickstart your immune system. As well as food and drink to ease your symptoms. Whilst grease may make you feel better mentally, it’s not going to do wonders for you in the long run. Also, he’ll inform you orange juice is a lie. It makes you feel worse.

·         He’ll give you some cuddles as well. He’ll wrap an arm around you and stroke your hair till you fall asleep.

·         If you’re too ill to read, he’ll offer to read your book to you, so you’re not bored. He will also bring you books to read. From his personal collection of course.

·         If he has to be pulled away on a mission, he will either entrust Bi-Han or Smoke to look after you… they totally disobey his orders and give you whatever food you want.

·         He’s very caring and in the long run, will ensure you rest and take it easy.

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi);

·         Lord help anyone that disturbs you when you’re sick. Because he will go off on one.

·         There’s a do not disturb sign on the door, so why did they come in and disturb you?! You need rest. Not to be disturbed.

·         He is the opposite of Kuai. He’s great for when you’ve got the shivers and you cannot keep warm. His hands are naturally warm, and his body temperature is naturally higher. So, he can keep you toasty and warm with ease.

·         He’s not as bad as Kuai is in the opposing situation. When you’re too warm he’ll just cuddle you a little less. But he will bring you a damp cloth to place on your forehead to break your fever.

·         Will also bring you ice to suck on and if you can handle it, some ice-cream. He actually does like Ice-cream and loves to share it with you!

·         He tries to devote as much time to caring for you as he can, but you both know its not going to be constant care. Unless it is serious. Then, god forbid, he’ll have to give some control to someone else.

·         He rarely gets sick and he’s not worried about catching whatever you’ve got. So, he’s down for being very touchy feely with you.

·         He will make you hot soup, made with love and filled with goodness. It actually is magic and resurrects you temporarily.

·         He insists on fresh air to help your circulation and to ease your sinuses. If you’re too ill to get out of bed. Then expect the windows open. If you’re up for it, a short walk in the gardens.

·         He’ll also bring you fresh flowers and put them in your room. Their lovely to wake up to.

·         Binge watching trashy TV with him. He lives for it and loves watching it with you.

·         He’ll stroke your hair whilst you’re lounging on his chest. Muttering sweet nothings when he thinks you’re asleep.

·         Big softy at heart.

Kenshi;

·         He, like Hazno, senses you are getting sick before you know you are.

·         It starts with him suggesting you lay down and take some painkillers. You’re staring at him like, what the fuck? Then within a few hours it hits you like a fucking shit ton of bricks.

·         If you’re cold, he’ll give you his fluffiest PJs he’s got, the fluffiest blanket and basically every hot water bottle in the house. He’ll tuck you in and make sure you’re nice and cosy… then un-tuck you because he needs to slide in next to you.

·         If you’re too warm, then that AC is being adjusted, I mean this is a miracle. Kenshi is the typical dad with the AC controls. But you’re sick and sacrifices must be made.

·         Whilst he tries and gives you herbal remedies, such as honey for your throat and chamomile to ease any itchiness. He does also realise, that most of it, tastes disgusting. Herbal tea tastes like witch piss and he cannot deny it.

·         He’ll go get you your favourite soup and make you it. Will bring you fresh tea and talk to you if you cannot sleep.

·         His voice is so soothing, and it will lull you to sleep.

·         He’ll try and calm you mentally, trying ease your distress and make you feel calm. His presence alone is usually enough to calm you.

·         If you’re sick then he’s sick, since you’re both connected at the hip. Will ring Johnny up like “Nope. I cannot come in today, why? Well, Y/N is sick, so therefore, I am sick.” All whilst eating some ice cream and listening to a documentary.

·         He’ll run you both a bath and add some oils into the water, in the hopes the scented steam will ease your sinuses.

·         He’ll also burn scented candles to try and ease you.

·         Will put on and audiobook for you both to listen to. He’ll hold your hand and brush your knuckles with his fingers. He loves you dearly and hopes you get better soon.

Bi-Han;

·         Is it contagious? If so how badly? He is the worst when he’s sick, so he tries to avoid it all costs. Much to the happiness of everyone at the temple.

·         He’s a lot less intense than Kuai. Like he understands all the healthy food and drink is going to be good in the long run; but he has the logic of, if your body is craving something, it’s missing it and needs it.

·         Hence the giant bar of chocolate.

·         He’ll also make sure you’re kept at the optimum temperature. If you’re too warm he’s going to be great for breaking a fever. But if you’re too cold, he’s going to be as useless. He’ll make you comfortable though, he will dig out every blanket they have to keep you warm.

·         He has to run the temple and he cannot abandon his duties. So, he will pop by to check on you. He’ll always have someone to sit with you though. Or guard outside your room. He doesn’t want to risk anything.

·         He’ll even, if he has the time, bake you a get well soon cupcake and leave it on your bedside table. With a little note attached to it. It’s got a little doodle of him and you on it. It’s sort of sweet.

·         So much fucking tea. He’ll be constantly bringing you hot drinks if you’re too cold and cold drinks if you’re too warm.

·         He’s a sucker for not following guidelines. But not in the case of your health. If the Doctor says to rest, you’re going to rest. He’ll ensure it that you’re not disturbed and that you’re well looked after.

Raiden;

·         Is now a good time to panic? Yes, yes, it is. He has no idea what to do. Gods don’t get sick, so he has never had a cold/being ill. But what the fuck is going on!?

·         He panics. A lot. Is rushing you to the Doctors to see what is wrong with you. He is an over worrier with you. Will google your symptoms, you’re regretting introducing him to the internet.

·         When the first thing that pops up suggests you could be pregnant. You have to reassure him that that’s the first thing it will always say. Googling your symptoms makes him worry more.

·         When you reassure him its just a cold, he’s googling all the remedies and what’s best for them. He’s going through all the books and asking everyone.

·         But in the end, he opts to listen to your wants and needs and act on them.

·         When you want something, he’ll fetch you it. He’ll also constantly be checking your temperature, monitoring any changes and keeping a very close eye on you.

·         If you’re too cold, he’ll share some of his warmth with you. Wrapping you up in all the blankets. Cuddling you tight and reassuring you everything is going to be fine.

·         You’re too warm, he’s got this, just to take a nap on the sofa and when you wake everything will be fine.

·         You wake to a cool breeze on your face. You think he’s brought you a fan. Nope. Fujin Is there reading a book, keeping you cool, whilst Raiden is sat next to him smiling. Well, it’s cheaper than running a fan all the time.

·         When you’re sick is the first time he tries Pizza. Incidentally. He offers to cook, but you’re like no, I want a greasy pizza to ease my head. It makes no logical sense to him, but you know your body better than anyone else.

·         He sort of likes it!

Erron Black;

·         If you get sick whilst in Earthrealm and he’s with the Black Dragon, Like, he can buy you the best medical treatment possible. Kano, who begrudgingly has his uses, has good connections with Doctors. So, you’re sorted.

·         If its in Outworld, he’ still very calm on the inside. He’s got access to the best in Outworld.

·         He will dote on you as much as possible either way. All you have to do is message him you’re sick, and he’s coming around with a comfort box. Filled with everything you love, from your favourite scented candles, to that movie you love so much!

·         Will bring you whatever food and drink you want. You want a Taco Bell but you’re in Outworld, he will fucking find a way to get his Sugar whatever they want!

·         He doesn’t get sick, he’s got a hardy immune system, so he’s straight away in bed with you. Cuddling you and reassuring you it’ll be fine.

·         You complain you’re too cold and shivery. He’ll give you his shirt and wraps you up nice and warm.

·         You’re too hot, then he’s turning the AC all the way down or moving you into a room that’s in the shade.

·         If you ask him to, he’ll even sing to you when you’re struggling to sleep. He doesn’t know many soft songs, so he kind of makes up lyrics.

·         He’ll also tell you some of his stories if you want. You love hearing them anyway but coupled with his soothing voice and the desire to sleep; you’re basically falling asleep within no time.

·         He’s very receptive to your needs and whatever you want he’ll endeavour to get!

·         He keeps reassuring you that he’s here for you. He needs his square-dancing partner to be in tip, top condition.

·         When he thinks you’re asleep and resting, he’ll be saying some cute shit about your future.

·         Also, if you need to rest, then you’re resting. No two ways about it, you are going to relax and he’s going to be right there with you.

Kung Lao;

·         Panics. A lot. You’re ill!?! Are you dying? No. But he’s going to fucking act like you are. Poor Cinnamon bun.

·         He has no idea what to do. When he’s ill he just hibernates and pretends that he’s a rock. Just a motionless rock without a care in the world.

·         He hates seeing you ill and it tears him up on the inside. He wants you to be better!!

·         Will bring you every medicinal/herbal remedy at his disposal. Some of them taste nice, some of them taste awful. It’s the luck of the draw.

·         He will dote on you to the extreme! He’ll make sure you’re all tucked in, nice and warm and well rested.

·         He will turn you into a blanket marshmallow when you’re complaining you’re cold and shivery.

·         He’ll bring you soup, tea and anything else warm to ease your symptoms.

·         If you’re too warm, he’ll try and ease you’re discomfort by fanning you or running you a cold bath. He’s really trying!

·         He asks Liu Kang what to do but gets a joke about how you’ve been sick from the get go. Well, you’ve got to be for choosing Kung Lao over him. It’s not helping. In the end he suggests rest and relaxation.

·         Tries to relax you by playing whale music, but it’s the wrong playlist and some loud music starts playing. He’s horrible at this.

·         In the end he just goes with his instincts. Brings you some greasy food, which he indulges in… don’t tell Raiden. He doesn’t fancy having to work off the calories. And will cuddle you none stop.

·         He will constantly ask if you’re comfy and if you need anything.

·         He’ll do your hair and skin care routine. Trying to pamper you and make you feel like a human and not a bog witch.

·         Will constantly compliment you on how pretty you are to him.

·         He loves how close you both are during these moments. He’ll love to spoon you, whispering sweet nothings in your ear to help you fall asleep.

·         He’s never really had a relationship, so he’s never had to deal with this situation. But, he picks up on what you want/need pretty well. He’s a very doting and caring person. Aren’t you lucky to be looked after by him?

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Request; The Kombat Krew and lazy, hazy mornings.

Pretty sure this was requested, trying to find the ask for it, but it’s a super cute ask and I live for some fluff. Just shitting you, it’s got some NSFW in it as well!  Warnings; NSFW, 18+ under the cut.  GIFS do not belong to me/ I did not make them.

Kabal;

·         For a man who’s fast and speedy, he sure is lazy. Like waking him up is a near impossible task.

·         He has seven alarms set, all of which are getting ignored. He hits snooze so many times it irritates you.

·         You’ll always wake up with his arms wrapped tightly around your waist. He loves to spoon.

·         He’s hard to wake up, he can literally sleep through a hurricane.

·         If he has somewhere to be, he’ll eventually drag his ass out of bed, reluctantly. Each movement he’ll look back at you, with a look of sadness and jealousy plastered on his face. How come you get to stay in bed!?

·         If he doesn’t need to be anywhere, expect lots of attention, spooning, make out sessions with the potential to turn into something more intense.

·         In a morning he likes to slow things down and take it slow. The bed is so warm and comfortable, and outside is cold and has Kano in it.

·         Will often ring in sick to spend the day with you.

·         He doesn’t want to get out of bed at all. Everything is so soft. It’s his own fault for making it so nice and relaxing.

·         When you’re both awake, he’ll put Netflix on, let you rest your head on his chest and you’ll both cuddle and binge together.

·         He is not a morning person be warned. He needs some coffee to function, or he’ll be a mindless tired zombie.

·         He will bring you some morning coffee when he eventually gets up. He won’t get dressed to make it. The people in the apartment opposite can behold him in all his splendour.

·         If he has to wake you up, prepare to be awoken to the sound of his amazing, terrible, music taste. The man cannot sing but he sure as hell fucking tries.

·         “Why are we listening to Alanis Morrisette at 9 in the morning Kabal!?!”

·         “The good lord does love a song that slaps Y/N. See, the neighbours love it, their banging the walls to the rhythm.”

·         He’s such a little shit.

·         Morning sex is always on the cards. Has literally rang in sick, because you’re practically pawing at his dick and begging. He cannot say no to his Princess/Prince. Not when their wearing his shirt so lovely.

·         He’s loud in a morning. Your pour fucking neighbours. Between his noises, the song ‘Rather be’ by Clean Bandit and him banging around trying to get ready. It’s like living underneath a fucking stampede.

·         He’s such a little shit. He has the ethic of ‘If I have to be up, so the fuck does everyone else! But not Y/N. They get to nap’

Sub Zero (Kuai Liang);

·         Fucking hell. He is the definition of a morning person. He gets up before the crack of dawn. Even the fucking birds are like, go the fuck back to bed you mad bastard.

·         He doesn’t wake you up though. Unless you want to be woke up. It’s up to you though. You aren’t the Grandmaster and don’t have the responsibilities that come with it.

·         His body clock is always set to wake up an hour and a half before he’s meant to get out of bed. This gives him ample opportunity to admire you.

·         He’ll brush the hair from your face and hold you tight. He ensures he doesn’t touch any exposed flesh, as he knows that will wake you up. His touch is freezing after all.

·         He doesn’t want to leave you alone in bed, but he knows he has to. He has a clan to run after all.

·         He’ll rise quickly and silently as possible. He’s organised, so everything is already laid out and ready for him. He would hate to wake you up this early.

·         He has to do his early morning Meditation before leading the group one. So, he has to be on time. He cannot be seen being late, it sets a bad example.

·         If you have to be somewhere, he’ll make sure your alarm is set. And if you don’t have to be anywhere, he’ll make sure your alarm isn’t set. He wants you to enjoy your lie in.

·         He will fetch you a glass of water and put some fruit salad by your bed, ready for when you wake up. He’ll also leave a handwritten note.

·         “Good Morning Snowflake. You looked so peaceful whilst asleep, it would have been a travesty to wake you up. I shall see you soon. Love from, K.L” He won’t use a pet name. He’s not your Winter-boo-bear, or anything like that.

·         He doesn’t do lie-ins and the only time he ever sleeps in, is on the rare occasion he is sick or injured.

·         On these rare occasions, he loves nothing more than to snuggle up with you. He’ll fall asleep on you, finger intertwined and him gently slumbering.

·         He doesn’t do binge watching. Chase the fucking morning, live for this day and all the other pintrest slogans.

·         If you do wake with him, he’ll secretly love it, it’s a chance for you both to spend quality time together. At least a few hours of meditating, walking or reading.

·         Morning sex isn’t happening. He’s a busy man in the morning. He’s a little curious about it but not overly. He’ll make it up to you though!

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi);

·         Like Kuai he has to rise early. Except, he isn’t a fucking morning person at all. Nobody dares speak to him before he gets some tea and wakes fully up. He’s a moody bastard. He does not wish to be awake at this time. He wants to be in bed with you. But he will never say that to anyone but you. He’s got to be a tough and stoic master.

·         He’ll wake before you, he doesn’t need an alarm, his body clock is set… much to his dismay. He wishes it would switch off for once. He isn’t lazy, he just loves the feel of your body against his.

·         He is naturally warm, so he keeps you warm and your temperature cosy. And he knows, as soon as he stands to leave, the warmth will be taken with him.

·         So, if its cold outside, he’ll always rise that little bit earlier, to go fetch you a hot water bottle to replace his warmth.

·         He’ll give you a kiss on the back of your head, pull you in closer, and grab your hand. He loves to feel close to you. Even when you’re still asleep.

·         He takes full advantage of the moment, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, there’s no fear or judgement. You’re asleep. You do hear them on occasion though.

·         Before he goes, he’ll plant a kiss on your forehead, wrap the blanket around you and take one last look. Cementing and committing the image you slumbering so soundly in his head for a lifetime.

·         When you eventually awake, he’ll be there, holding a cup of coffee/tea. All he’d want in return for this reviving elixir, is just one kiss. And he’s happy for the rest of the day.

·         He doesn’t get to spend mornings in bed, he cannot be seen to be lazy, as it’s a sign of weakness.

·         He wishes he could be though. He’d love to be holding you tightly in bed a bit longer. Waking up at a more civil hour. Just the two of you lounging around together, enjoying each other’s company.

·         A man can dream.

·         Morning sex is not off the cards for him. Unlike Kuai. He’s totally down for some romantic, spontaneous morning sex. What a great way to wake you both up, get the old heart racing and get his brain functioning!

·         It’s fucking wild and like magic.

·         Everyone knows when you’ve both engaged in the chopping of the morning wood; he’s less of a moody arse for the rest of the day. Will hum to himself, smile and let small mistakes fly. Nobody is going to be like “Did you guys bone?” because it will turn into a “BONE!?” situation from Brooklyn 99.

·         “HOW DARE YOU TAKEDA TAKASHI I AM YOUR GRANDMASTER!?”

·         Because that will put him in a bad mood.

Erron Black;

·         The man can pick and choose when he wakes a lot of the time. Unless he’s in his Black Dragon days. Then he has to haul ass. Kano lied to him. He said he was a laidback boss, that was bullshit. Why else is he awake at 6 in the morning? Oh yeah, to go on a shit filled mission.

·         He’ll be envious of you getting to sleep in. But he won’t wake you. His darlin’ needs their sleep. It wouldn’t be a nice thing to do either. So, he’ll leave you asleep. Not before he spoons you a bit more though.

·         Kotal is a little more relaxed on certain days. Sunday. Sunday is the one-day Erron doesn’t have to do sweet fuck all. So, he lives for Sundays.

·         He’ll love to just lay in bed, having you laid close to him. Either an arm lazily extended, holding you close. Or you on his chest, his hand playing with your stray hair idly. He never had this in the Black Dragon.

·         Only time he had this was if someone covered his job, something he hated to do. Or if he called in sick. Something he also doesn’t like doing. But, Kano keeps the weekend for himself. Because you know, when you���ve got Erron and Kabal hauling ass, who needs to actually work?

·         He does refuse jobs to spend time with you. He lives for mornings where you don’t have to wake up till the afternoon. Mornings where you don’t have to get out of bed, where you can just lay in bed, cuddling and caressing each other’s bodies.

·         He loves mornings that turn into afternoons, which then turn into wild nights out, which replicate the lazy early mornings in turn the next day.

·         Morning sex is a big ol HELL YES! From him. He loves it. Sloppy, slow, fast, paced, not paced. Doesn’t matter. If you’re down to fuck, he’s down to fuck with you.

·         Nothing better than some morning sex to get the day started!

·         Or morning sex to set the rest of the days pace, starting with you two staying in bed till you turn into puddles.

Raiden;

·         When he wakes up its always before you. His body clock is set to a weird schedule. But he will always wake before you. He doesn’t need a lot of sleep either. So yeah, he’s awake before you.

·         He kind of watches you sleep for a bit. Curious as to what you’re dreaming of. His dreams aren’t fun. There more premonitions, mixed in with red-herrings, filled with dread and impending doom. But its cool you get to dream of owning a penguin.

·         He loves how peaceful you look, how you smile whilst you dream and how your eyes twitch and move as you slumber.

·         When he has to drag himself out of bed, its not a hard task, he is an all-day person. He functions at his peak all day. He’s just ready to get going!

·         At first, he’ll wake you up, so you can come and enjoy the day with him, but upon realising you don’t have the energy always. He leaves it up to you.

·         If you want to get up and have an energised morning, then come along grab your shit and get ready to go!

·         If you feel more tired and you crave more sleep, he’ll leave you to slumber away. Not before giving you a kiss before, stroking your forehead and promising to return quickly.

·         As for a morning lay in… that’s a different kettle of fish.

·         He must consult the elder gods before laying in. But on a serious note, he’d never had a lazy morning in bed till he met you.

·         His life has always been about putting the safety of Earthrealm first. Self-care last.

·         When you finally tempt him into a lazy morning, he’s very curious and slightly cautious. What if something bad happens to Earthrealm whilst he’s lounging about!? You have to reassure him that its well protected. With Sub, Scorpion and the Special Forces all on alert, you’re sure he can go one day without having to babysit an entire realm.

·         Winning him over is hard however. But you eventually do it via the line of ‘Don’t you want to experience what its like to be a mortal?’ informing him most Mortals do sweet naff all on their days off.

·         You have to teach him to embody the sloth. He is one of the bed, the bed is one with him.

·         He doesn’t get the appeal of laying in bed whilst he’s wide awake. He’s ready to start the day the moment his eyes open.

·         You’ll have to show him the upsides to it. Like, being able to cuddle, have a bit of a steamy make-out session. Potentially have some sweet morning sex.

·         The possibilities are endless, and he is ready to do some exploring/ learning more about this strange custom.

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The Kombat Krew with their S/O during pregnancy;

A carry on from the pregnancy post. Link is in my masterlist! I swear I’m working on some NSFW stuff, it’s just not coming along quickly. Pun not intended. So, have some fluff. I love fluff deep down in my Goblin encrusted heart.  GIFS do not belong to me/ I did not make them, they belong to their creators! More content under the cut, it was a long arse post!

Kabal;

·         This man is excited, whether it be pre or post burns. You are literally carrying his child. Fuck, women are strong. How are you doing it? Like he is obsessed with you.

·         He starts to lend you his flannel jackets/ shirts for night time, because your clothes are struggling to fit over the bump.

·         Speaking of the bump, he will talk to it, have his hand on it constantly and generally be cute as fuck around it.

·         He will stop anyone from swearing around it, once he finds out they develop ears. Only for himself to end up swearing ‘Will you stop fucking swearing… I mean shit, fuck no. FUCK!”

·         Saying that, he will, whilst you’re sleeping, put headphones over your bump, and play some of his horrific music taste. Preparing them for dad embarrassment really.

·         He’s at every appointment with you. He’s not the best at understanding at first. Like, when he hears the whole birthing process, he kind of drops whatever he’s holding.

·         He’s really supportive though, he’s totally helping with the birthing plan. He knows exactly which route to take to the hospital.

·         At night when you can’t sleep, he can’t sleep. He’ll try easing your pain, rubbing your back and holding you tightly. Whispering how he can’t wait to spend the rest of his life with the two of you.

·         He wonders if they’ll develop his powers, like, could they? Imagine that.

·         Scan. Fucking. Photos. Everywhere. Proud dad already.

·         He’ll insist on helping decorate the nursery. He has no idea what he’s doing but he does manage to assemble stuff. He wants you to take it easy, so you’re left putting the wooden sticks into the holes.

·         He’s really patient with you, helps with your cravings. You want chicken nuggets and its like 4 in the morning. He’ll go down and get you some, he can’t promise he’ll be fully dressed when doing it.

·         God its cold, he feels his nipples will freeze off; but he reminds himself, you’re literally carrying a growing human inside of you.

·         He’ll hold your hair back when you throw up, he’ll also apologise, because he did this to you almost.

·         He’ll be always texting you potential names as well. Like Oh, message from Kabal… and it’s how you should name your kid Buddy.

·         Speaking of names. He’d want either some classic names or maybe something a bit cooler. Archer and Hunter are on his list. But he’s also got names like Karlito (The K is important remember that) and Diego on there. For girls’ names, he’d lean towards Kallisto (remember the K) and Lucia. And for none-conventual names, he leans towards nerdier names.  

·         Post-Burn; He’s nervous, what are they going to think about him? Will they be scared of him? When you get him to place his hands on your bump and talk; the moment they kick, he feels at peace. They do know its him and he’s going to make an excellent dad.

·         When Kano suggests the name ‘Kano Jr.’ Kabal launches his hot coffee at him.

·         God forbid anyone looks at you wrong. Hooksword to the arse.

·         He debates going straight, finding a better and legal job. He wants to set a good example for his future kid.

·         His new motivation is what’s best for the baby. He doesn’t want to risk not been there, watching them grow up and being able to be a dad. Something he’s always wanted.

Sub Zero (Kuai Liang);

·         Can’t sugar coat this one. But you’ve literally a Cryomancer growing inside you. Kuai doesn’t sugar coat it either.

·         Prepare to have your bodily senses clash. Because you’re one minute too cold, so you try to warm up, only to then be too hot.

·         Kuai. Feels. Fucking. Terrible. He’s excited to be a father, but he doesn’t like seeing you in pain.

·         He’s extremely supportive though. He’s giving you back rubs, helping to ease the discomfort.

·         He’ll offer to help teach you some meditation techniques, to try and help distract you from the pain.

·         One thing that gets to you, the baby will react to his power. And he’s developed a habit of placing his hand on your bump, whilst you’re asleep. So yeah. Prepare for a night of being kicked in the ribs.

·         It’s cute it knows who his dad is. But you just want some sleep.

·         If you fall asleep, you fall asleep. He isn’t going to wake you. He’ll drape a blanket over you and keep checking on you.

·         When you wake up, you’ve usually a note with a list of potential names.

·         Don’t let him pain the nursery. He can’t paint, and all his stars look weird.

·         He will read every parenting book available, he’ll ask advice off anyone. Poor Hanzo, is being bombarded with questions.

·         When he sees a scan photo for the first time, you swear you see him tear up a little. Of course, he’ll go get mushy in private. But he carries the scan photo with him everywhere.

·         He will make you tea when you need it.

·         Is supportive and is encouraging.

·         Is protective, like he’s not going to want to go far and leave you. Bi-Han insists he can look after you, yeah, that’s not good enough.

·         He also doesn’t want you to over-exert yourself, so he wishes you’d rest more.

·         If Smoke isn’t being left to look after you, what fucking chance does his brother have?

·         He’s so organised, everything is on time, everything is ready, he’s got all your appointments down. So, fucking organised.

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi);

·         He’s been through this once. So, he thought, this time, he’d be prepared. How fucking wrong he was.

·         He’s more prepared than the others, but still, he panics a little.

·         He doesn’t want you over-exerting yourself at all. He can decorate and do everything. Just please relax.

·         If anyone swears, they are getting a death glare. They can hear, and he’ll be damned if his kids first word is, “Shit”

·         Takeda has to put up with it all. Poor bastard.

·         He’ll get you whatever you want. He’s so soft around you. He’ll literally go from shouting at someone, to asking is his precious beansprout is fine.

·         He can actually paint so the nursery decorating is in good hands. He’s calm and collect mostly. He does panic a little when he has to leave. It more nerves.

·         He becomes very over-protective, which is understandable, since you know, what happened to him.

·         He re-reads a lot of the parenting books. He’ll love to read them, whilst you’re laid next to him, fast asleep. He’s holding the book with one hand and rubbing your bump with the other.

·         If you have aches (I headcanon he’s got overly warm hands) he’ll use his hands to try and ease the discomfort. King of getting knots out of your back.

·         You’re too tired to walk? He’ll either get you what you want, or he’ll carry you back to bed.

·         He’ll lay awake with you if you can’t sleep. You’ll both talk about potential names, he’ll lean more towards traditional, but he’s not afraid of modern ones either.

·         He’ll always have an arm around your waist, his hand on your bump. It’s not PDA, he’s protecting the two things he loves the most.

·         Will get very emotional when he feels the baby move/kick.

·         The guilt is subdued, feelings of pride and joy wash over him. He’s so excited to get a second chance at this. He wells up a lot. He’s completely in love with the both of you. 

Bi-Han;

·         He’s so organised. He’s got a calendar, dedicated specifically to your pregnancy. He’s counting down the days, hours and minutes, till their born.

·         He’s got the names sorted, their training schedule sorted, but not the Nursery.

·         Everything is blue. Fucking everything. The walls, the clothes, the crib. Everything needs to be blue.

·         He’s very supportive, and he wants to spend all of his time with you. Every moment is vital.

·         You’re also carrying a Cryomancer, so he wants to be there to help. He remembers how sick his mother got when carrying Kuai.

·         He’s prepared, he’s got special tea, herbs and anything that maybe able to quell the discomfort.

·         He knows the road is going to be hard, so it’s why he wants to be prepared.

·         He’ll love to have you sit on his knee, whilst he’s lounging, gently rubbing your back and bump. In an attempt to ease any knots/discomfort.

·         He’ll insist on you taking it easy, he doesn’t want anything to stress you out. You need to remain calm.

·         Like Kuai, the baby would react to his power, so would move around a lot more.

·         As much as he likes traditional names, he wasn’t always one to be traditional, so he’s open to other suggestions. Just nothing too ridiculous.

·         Will not let you name the baby Snow, or anything ice related, it’s too fucking obvious… they can have it as a code name when their older. Like Tundra was Kuai’s name growing up.

·         He will stay awake with you when you cannot sleep. Will offer to read to you or use his voice to soothe you back to sleep.

·         He’s proud of you and will compliment you none stop. You’re doing something amazing, and something he could never do.

 Erron Black;

·         Whilst your pregnant, he changes a lot. He’s no longer driven and focused by wealth, he does what he thinks is right for the baby. Much like Kabal.

·         He stops accepting jobs that will take him far away. He wants to spend the next eight or so months with you.

·         The further on you go, he’ll stop taking jobs that take him too far, he wants to be within running distance.

·         He calls in every favour under the sun. Someone owes him a debt? They better get their arse over to him now.

·         He’s got Kabal painting the nursery and assembling furniture. Kano is being forced to do heavy lifting. Why are they doing it? Because Erron stated he could probably shoot their balls off; no one wants to test their might/luck against his sharpshooting.

·         He’s obsessed with your bump. Like you hardly see him smile, but this pregnancy is bringing out another side of him. A more gentle and funnier one.

·         Every kick brings about a smile, small movements make him stare down at it in awe.

·         You’ve caught him talking to the bump at night when he thinks you’re asleep.

·         He’s whispering about how he thinks the name ‘Jessie’ is a good name, queue the kick, which validates his point.  

·         Speaking of names; Jessie, Cassidy, Flynn, Morgan, Wyatt, Arthur, Cash. Annie, Pearl, Rose, Belle, Adelaide, Bonnie.  They are his top picks. He’s put a lot of thought into them actually.

·         Is very supportive. He’ll still talk you up and charm you, because he thinks you’re still as beautiful as the day you met.

·         He’ll also help you as much as possible. He feels to blame when he watches you struggle to stand, because your ankles are swelling.

·         He’ll fetch you whatever your heart desires, you want something that can only be found in Outworld? Then he’s going back to call in a favour with his favourite Kahn.

·         Would prefer it if you gave birth in a Hospital. Medicine has really come along, and he doesn’t want any risks.

·         Has already bought a matching hat for them.

Raiden;

·         He always said he liked learning about mortals. Well, here is his fucking learning curve. The Human body is fucking weird. We cannot deny this.

·         He is horrified learning about human pregnancy/ the whole birthing process. What. The. Actual. Fuck?

·         He cannot believe he’s going to be the root cause, essentially, of the worst pain of your life.

·         He does however, think you can handle it. You’re a strong person and he will support you through it all.

·         You literally went to sleep the night after telling him and woke up, to see he’d read a lot of parenting books.

·         He’s already mapped out a plan and he’s already started packing the over night bag… that you won’t need for like seven months?

·         Because this is all new to him, he will let you take charge. You’re the one who’s carrying his child, whatever you says, goes. Unless, it puts either of you in harms way. Then he’ll intervene.

·         He never thought he’d be a parent, so names aren’t something he’s thought of massively. He’ll let you decide but will throw in the odd suggestion.

·         He’s actually got a steady hand, so you leave him to paint and decorate the nursery.

·         He does doodle a little lightening bolt and a cloud; representing him and Fujin. We all know Fujin would be one of the godparents. Literally.

·         He knows his child will be well protected. I mean, he’s got you as a mother, a God as a father, a few shaolin monks, a few Kahns, a bunch of Special Forces members, two grandmasters and another god to help out.

·         Because he’s unsure of human pregnancy/the whole process, he lets you lead, so he won’t be going overboard. He’s the right balance and follows your lead.

·         He’s very receptive to your needs. So, he’ll fetch you tea, food and hot water bottles.

·         He loves to have a hand on your bump, feeling the baby kick, it reminds him and grounds him almost. He’s helped to create this, and he’s finally got a little slice of happiness. The man deserves it.

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A Night in with the Kombat Kast would include;

Have some fluff and then some smut later. Because I am a smut writing goblin. Who can’t go five minutes without writing some filth. There’s a little bit of filth in here, not a lot but it is mildly, very mild, like a lemon and herb chicken from Nandos mild. But the NSFW warning will apply, 18+ sorry guys.  Gifs don’t belong to me!

Sub Zero/ Kuai Liang;

·         A night in for you two is like a date. It’s basically all he can manage.

·         He doesn’t really like to leave the Temple unless he has to. He hates interacting with new people, large crowds and prefers peace and quiet to loud and crowded places. So anywhere like the City for date night is not happening. He would try for you he really would. But it makes him uncomfortable. That’s why you tend to stay in.

·         He’d cook you something. He’s not the best but he does try. Before you two settle down and cuddle up on the couch.

·         He’s such an awkward cuddlier at first, like he has no idea what to do with his hands, or where to put them at first.

·         He’ll also run you a hot bath, pour you some wine and will literally let you talk about anything you want. It could be trashy work talk or about something he has no idea about; he’ll listen intently and will actually ask questions.

·         He’ll let you choose whatever movie you wanted to watch, when you’re cuddled up on the couch. Pop Culture is not something he’s well versed in, he’s never seen Star Wars or anything like that. He lies to Johnny when he says he’s no time for fantasy or fiction, he’s a soft spot for it… he just doesn’t want to admit it.

·         He’s totally into Game of Thrones. He attempts to ignore the mass amounts of sex and focuses more on the politics and plot lines.

·         Please don’t point to the Night King and be like “It’s you, but with horns, and evil… and dead” he is not going to be happy bunny about that.

·         Will also just like to sway around to music when its just the two of you.

·         He doesn’t drink a lot. So, you can’t even make a joke about him cracking open a cold one with Hanzo now. He does however, have the occasional glass of wine with you, whilst you both read and cuddle up together on the sofa.

·         If you paint or sew or do anything creative, he’ll literally be so intrigued with watching you do it. Will attempt to learn the skill, because a mans never too old to learn.

·         He’ll love to lounge with you and hold you close. You’re amazing and he loves every moment he gets to spend with you. His Clan are important to him and he knows it’s hard to juggle a relationship and that. But he appreciates your patience and loyalty to him and therefore them, so he makes up for his lapses in spending time with you with these nights in.

Kabal;

·         He gets a night in? Fuck yes. First thing he does, jumps in the shower, doesn’t fucking matter if you’re in there, he’s joining you. He needs to shower ASAP and get in his jim-jams, because he’s had a hard day okay? He’s bullshitting you, he spent most of it making paper planes and throwing them. But still, he’s had a hard day of putting up with Kano.

·         By Jim Jams, he means a pair of joggers and no shirt. Will literally lounge there in nothing else. He needs to answer the door, hope whoever’s knocking doesn’t mind seeing his nipples. Because he sure as hell doesn’t care. It’s not a bad sight for you at all, no complaints from you, since he’ll throw you the t-shirt he should be wearing.

·         Obviously after his accident, he’ll take the t-shirt and try and keep well covered up. You can occasionally convince him to return to his, night time, nip nops out time. With the promise of a massage or you batting your eyelashes asking for his shirt.

·         He doesn’t cook, he burns things, but he doesn’t cook. It’s just easier if you order in, you get to choose because he’ll literally eat anything. Wherever you decide to order from he’ll find something to eat from it.

·         Doesn’t drink a lot but does enjoy having a drink or two when he can relax. Will go through the recordings to see what TV he has to catch up on. Will get insulted and be betrayed, if he finds you’ve watched one your shows without him. The lies and deceit are tearing this relationship apart.

·         Will let you sit on his lap all night or lounge on him. He’ll let you basically use him as a human chair. As long as you’re close to him he doesn’t care.

·         His phone is getting muted. He’ll take a cute selfie with you, send it, and warn people you have his full attention. Will literally look at it when getting a call, watch it ring, and then just do nothing. It’s his me and your time, and nothing is going to ruin that.

·         He’ll pick a movie out for you both to watch. It’ll either end in you two making out during it and having to go finish it off in the bedroom. Or he will fall asleep and end up trapping you in a vice like grip. He’s a lazy little shit at times.

·         You’ve made a drinking game out of Johnny’s movies, you always end up absolutely smashed and singing Piano man at the top of your lungs. It’s fucking beautiful. The apartment block is alive with the sound of music.

·         Playing video games drunk. You know he’d troll on WOW or something.

·         Mario Kart when drunks. He’s the type of dick to always choose Rainbow road, whilst you’re arse over tit drunk. Fucking disaster boy.

·         Sometimes, especially after his accident, he can’t sleep so you’ll stay awake talking about absolute shit. Like if aliens exist, if you had to, which cryptid you’d rather fuck. Just absolute shit till 3 in the morning.

·         Times like this, you end up making like box cake mix and eating it whilst in your underwear. Because height of classiness.

·         You’ll also piss his neighbours off playing loud, obnoxious music till stupid O’clock. And dancing around like a bunch of idiots.

·         After his accident, he’ll still do this, it makes him feel normal being a bit of a cunt again to be fair. He’s a bit smug, because his neighbours dare not complain, because he you know, got burnt to a crisp. And don’t wanna tell you guys to turn it down. You party on, you funky little crispy man.

Scorpion/ Hanzo Hasashi;

·         Like Sub, nights in tend to be your date nights and become a default for you two spending time together. Except, he’s a much better cook and a little bit less awkward. He’s got some experience with dating. Not a lot but still more than his icy bro.

·         He’ll definitely cook for you, whatever you want, he will make you. You end up doing it together and bonding over it.

·         You’ll also take a nice warm bath together, both of you unwinding together and letting all the stress melt away with the steam. He’s a sucker for a bath bomb too. Just no glitter. He cannot cope with the glitter in his hair.

·         Speaking of hair, he has to brush his religiously or it will get tangled. And he has to wear it up most of the time, because it’s actually pretty long.

·         Is down for just talking and listening to music. Or maybe playing chess, he sometimes lets you win, but not always.

·         He’ll also take moments like this, to try and teach you a bit of Japanese if you’re willing to learn. Or he’ll teach you more about his culture. It’s a chance for you two to be intimate and close, so what better moment to share personal things.

·         He’ll also talk to you about the future more than the past. You’ll plan your life together, like what you want to call your kids, first, middle and second middle names. Also, where you’d ideally live.

·         He smiles a lot on these nights in, because its just the two of you and he loves it. He loves you.

·         Candle light. And Candle light only. Sure, there’s actual lights but it just seems more intimate and cooler with candles. Fucking wax everywhere though.

·         He’s more receptive of pop culture than Sub. Just don’t put on reality TV, he cannot fucking cope with that. He would be a massive fan of Star Wars. And you fucking know it. He loves that Space Bullshit that makes his life seem simple.

·         You’ll also be able to lounge on him, he loves it when your head is on his lap and he can play with your hair.

·         Such a softie. Just a man who needs a hug and a hot chocolate with marshmallows in.

Erron Black;

·         Nights in are rare and not something he’s overly fond of. He loves to be outside, doing things and pretty active. But, he doesn’t mind the occasional night in with you. Gotta relax the old bones, you know.

·         He’s got a fair amount of stories and he’s ready to share them with you. Sexual, none-sexual it doesn’t fucking matter. He’ll tell you anything and everything you wanna know. He’s lived a full life and has seen some shit.

·         He’s partial to a hard drink, like strong sipping whisky. So he’ll love to sip that whilst watching you, do your thing. Whatever it is, whether it be painting, sewing, reading or hell even writing smut. I say this to validate myself.

·         He doesn’t read, he doesn’t have the patience or time. Instead, he’d be down for playing a game of cards. Doesn’t matter if its strip poker or just poker. He is down for it.

·         If he’s still slumming it with the Black Dragon, you’ll get to do a lot more on your nights in, in comparison to if he’s in Outworld. If you’re in Outworld, there’s a chance Ermac may just float into the room. It’s weird, just don’t even ask.

·         In his Black Dragon days, he’d be down for watching a film, A western obviously. Just so he can tell you how accurate/inaccurate it is. Or how nobody actually talks like that, whilst talking exactly like that.

·         Will let you play dress up with his clothes. He thinks it’s cute and loves how everything hangs off you yet is tight in all the right places. Spot on.

·         If you’re in Outworld, he’ll take this opportunity to teach you to shoot, how to use explosives and how to come up with a bad ass sass.

·         He’d be a sucker if you cook for him on your night in. A dish from Texas would make his heart melt for you and make the night 110% better for him. Like it just brings back memories and he loves it.

·         Nights in with him are pretty tame compared to your nights out.