#ALSO modern movie musicals when will u learn that cramming as many extras into a single shot doing the same canned choreography is like

[oakpear]

Holy shit Spirited is maybe the worst movie this year

Like, halfway through I had to pull out my phone to check the budget. 75 MILLION! 75,000,000 for the Ryan Reynolds Anti-Cancel Culture Christmas Carol Adaptation Which Has Child S*icide Immediately Followed Up With A Dick Joke. Multiple points in this thing I involuntarily looked away and went "oh fuck OFF" like I HATED this thing.

Anyways said anti-cancel culture movie, while trying to give us sympathy for their elon musk-ass protagonist inadvertently leaves us with the message "nothing matters, everyone is unredeemable and the world would be better off if some people were dead" which is at least a LITTLE fun.