#AND THEN TRY TO END ALL MUSIC FOREVER LIKE A FUCKING TROLLS VILLAIN

[dukeofriven]

In our age of uptight prudery and corporations doing everything in their power to strip sex from everywhere in the universe except underwear ads and creepy anime made exclusively for the worst CompSci guy you knew in first-year university, it should be a moral right for a person to be allowed to climb on the shelves of supermarkets in order to reach the speakers and rip them out of the ceiling, throwing them to the ground while shouting SHUT UP SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[i-want-anne-hathaway]

*JUMPS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW* GUESS WHAT! IT’S FROZEN DAY!

I purposefully made sure that I got to Frozen today because I think that it’s only fitting. Frozen will be the only thing I listen to today as well as Black Friday but shhhhhh

Okay, so I’m not going to be explaining why today is Frozen day in this post because like... secrecy. But at the same time ask, I’ll explain with the excitedness of a literal puppy.

I have a bad feeling that I’m going to have become so adjusted to the Broadway version of Frozen that I won’t remember what it actually sounds like.

“We will look to you” MR. HAWKINS?!

A Little Bit of You is really fun to listen to, and it makes me wanna bounce up and down aggressively.

WHY THE FUCK AM I CRYING probably because it’s 5:19 BUT STILL IT’S DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN

In the movie, there’s like no ensemble parts, and it’s probably going to weird as fuck hearing that after listening to the Broadway version exclusively.

Ryan McCartan making jokes about Broadway closing is the funniest thing ever. “I was not the first Hans on Broadway, but I was the last.”

Queen Annointed sounds like something my chorus teacher would try to get us to learn with the boys choir, but the girls would end up in the Baritone/Tenor section while the boys were in the Soprano/Alto section.

All of Elsa’s songs are sad as fuck, and I don’t appreciate it.

Dangerous to Dream really makes me want to have like... talent and the ability to sing but alas I cannot.

Love Is an Open Door is a villain song, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I don’t know what’s happening in that instrumental portion of Love Is an Open Door, so whenever i sing this song I just stand awkwardly like... “what the fuck am I supposed to do here”

Reindeer are better than people. The plural of reindeer is still reindeer, right? Because that’s how it works with the word deer.

What Do You Know About Love is so good and gets the Certification of Bophood™️

Kristoff: *makes valid points about why Anne shouldn’t get married*

Anna: But true love

Okay, on one hand I think that the screaming “puddle” is funny, but at the same time they’re disrupting a performance that is for children, and it ruins the experience for them so you can get a 15 second video.

I have so many stories about the song Let It Go, but my favorite is one time my drama teacher told me to play something really annoying that would piss people off and make the really intense moment not as intense. She specifically said play a song. Now I had no wifi or data in school, so I could only play things I had on iTunes, which is actually all my mothers. And I wasn’t playing gospel music in front of some +100 kids during rehearsal. So I played the only other option... the Demi Lovato Let It Go my mother bought back when I was in first grade. My classmates were literally dying on the floor because it’s the moment where they reveal that they were betrayed by one of their closest friends, and then I’m just tied up in a chair blasting Let It Go.

THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME... ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Hygge is a good song, but it’s also that one song that lasts way longer than it should, which makes me not like it nearly as much.

But at the same time I love chanting “HYGGE” over and over.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER (REPRISE) WAS AND PROBABLY STILL IS MY FAVORITE SONG. IT’S JUST SO PRETTY! EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO GOOD

Fixer Upper is a bop, but at the same time I don’t like the trolls. I think that this whole thing could’ve been easily avoided if they didn’t teach Elsa to be afraid of herself.

KRISTOFF LULLABY MAKES ME SOFT! HE’S IN LOVE WITH HER, IT’S SO SWEET!

Monster does this thing called breaking my fucking heart. I love that Monster doesn’t feel exclusive to Elsa. It’s not a song that only she can relate to, which is important when writing music. The line “I’ve started a storm” is literal in the show, but can be taken figuratively and applied to a lot of people in real life.

True Love was the one song that my playlist really wanted me to listen to. It was shoved down my throat. And I appreciate that because I wouldn’t have listened to it otherwise.

Listening to this in a freezing cold house is a TIME

“I charge Queen Elsa with treason” bitch, sit down

Elsa is depressed, and I just want to give her a hug.

And the lyrics in Colder By the Minute are so good. Anna and Kristoff call out to each other, Hans calls to Elsa, and that leaves Elsa calling out monster. Or Hans.

AND THEY’RE PLAYING THE TUNE OF DANGEROUS TO DREAM IN THE LAST FEW SECONDS.

Caissie and Patti are Anna and Elsa, sorry Idina and Kristen. Hate to break it to ya.

“And another in my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabdomen.”

There’s also the deleted song “When Everything Falls Apart” on here, and I actually like it more than I thought I would.

“You hesitated.” “No, I didn’t” “yes you did”

Final Judgement: I really love Frozen, and I also love the musical. And thinks musically wise it does a great job of adding new songs and improving ones already in the movie. There are no doubt going to be problems, but I don’t know enough about the show to properly critique it