#ANYWAYSSSS THANK U FOR FEEDING ME RALBERT BLESS YOUR SOUL

[dolokhoded]

you asked for headcanon ideas and ohh boy do i have ✨several✨ (all of these are ralbert kshdjebe)

punk!albert and dancer!race (modern)

hockey!ralbert au (modern)

how race and al got together (canon era)

the SPEED at which i started to write this. it's not funny, it's NOT. FUNNY. plz i love when people give me ralbert stuff they're the absolute most fun to write e v e r, i am starved of ralbert. let's fuckin do all.

i concluded i need to do these in seperate posts if i want this post to not be 8 feet long bc,,, ralbert just gets my brain gears working

Punk!Albert + Dancer!Race

im doing this in high school au because why tf not, let's fuckin go

albert

al

albo

he's not a bad guy, he's actually the sweetest

but because this is high school, and kids are assholes, and he's already a little nonchalant which might come off as mean sometimes, he's not the most liked person to ever live

doesn't really mind, he has his friends, he has sarah and jojo and tommy and elmer

he's fine

soon he'll graduate and people will leave him alone anyways, so he just goes with it and minds his business

until this bitch comes along,,

you know that kid we all had in high school who was some sort of athlete and always go to competitions and won a shit ton of medals and was just,,,,, so good at what they do

that's race

race is a dancer, has been since he was little and he's absolutely that bitch

everyone knows him because there's constantly announcements about him winning some big important shit, probably has about a trillion dance schools offering him scholarships, basically a professional before he can even have a legitimate profession.

and eventually– and inevitably, since i decide what happens here– they become the cliche trope of lab partners

albert's all "ok cooperate so we can get this done and each go our sweet separate ways, i know you'd rather be over there with romeo or crutchie or whoever"

but race is absolutely fascinated with this kid

and he decides to stick around!!

albert's like wait what the fuck

but he slowly warms up to race and race finds he's just,, so perfect

like yea he knew he was attractive he's not blind, and he could tell he was really cool but albert's so incredible, he's funny and he cares so much and they're just drawn to each other

one day race is practicing and albert's just sitting down on the side of the room doing algebra and waiting for him

and it's rare he ever gets to see race dance like that, completely for himself, not caring about any scores or audience and he looks so carefree and he just djjjtjkskykk

so when race crouches in front of him and asks if he's ready to go he just

pulls him in and gives him a little kith

and race is shook because holy fuckin f u c k shit

albert pulls away and race just

"no wtf come here >:( another plz"

so that's how albert ended up with the world's most tactile boyfriend

plz this bitch

"geez ive been dancing all afternoon im so tired"

"mmhhmh yeah"

"like,,,,,,, wow im tired. i shouldn't have overworked myself."

"what do you want race"

"carry me plz plz?"

albert does it. cause unfortunately, he loves him.

"you know you can just ask, right? like you've been dancing all your life you're not even tired."

race knows that albert knows that. he's just dramatic like that.

race will absolutely flaunt his punk bf at every given opportunity and fuck everyone else

if you think albert has ever missed one of his performances you're so wrong

wait did i just write sk8er boy

he was a punk he did ballet-

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SK8ER BOY

AVRIL MY QUEEN