#Actually what if I did ‘why look’st thou so’ on the front and ‘With my crossbow I shot the ALBATROSS’ on the back | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

softly-and-suddenly · 11 months

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How do I tell the nice lady at the yarn store that I’m learning how to knit in pursuit of the ultimate goal of designing a sweater that has a dead albatross hanging down on the front of it and says “'God save thee, ancient Mariner! / From the fiends, that plague thee thus!— / Why look'st thou so?” On the back? Time sensitive question pls respond

#I’m just going to ignore that I don’t have the artistic skills to formulate the pattern.#I’m assuming that the ability to create a colorwork dead albatross will just come to me #the rime of the ancient mariner #you thought I was done ancient Mariner posting??? Never #Actually what if I did ‘why look’st thou so’ on the front and ‘With my crossbow I shot the ALBATROSS’ on the back #either way it would be the most pompous and annoying sweater ever. Which is my brand

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