#Alaska📷📸

[joannes-journal]

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*Tape begins*

Michael: Stop moving, DIS. You'll make it worse.

DISC0RD: WHY IS J0 IN A CAG3?! WHY AM I IN A MUZZL3?!

[Terrified teapot whistling from a too small cat crate]

Michael: ...Safety precaution. Qui-

???: ORDER.

[The room quiets down.]

???: WE ARE HERE TODAY TO DISCUSS THE CHILDREN OF ABADDON AND JOANNE JANUS. CELESTIAL LAW PROHIBITS NEPHILIMS UNDER PRECAUTION OF DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSES.

Abaddon: Shit-

???: THE TWO NEPHILIMS, TRINITY AND DAK-

Abaddon: At least get their name right! She has changed her name. Alaska Janus.

???: ...MY APOLOGIES. THE TWO NEPHILIMS, TRINITY AND ALASKA JANUS, HAVE EXISTED FOR 13 YEARS. FOR 13 YEARS THEY HAVE GONE UNDETECTED. JOANNE JANUS HAD SOLD HER SOUL TO BIFRONS IN ORDER TO HIDE THEIR IDENTITY AND KEEP THEM HIDDEN.

Jackie: HOLD ON-

???: CONTEMPT OF COURT.

Jackie: NO. LISTEN TO ME. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ALL LOVING CHRISTIAN GOD, CORRECT? IS THERE NO PARDON?!

GOD: THERE IS NO PARDON WHEN THE REST OF CREATION IS UNDER THREAT.

Jackie: AND YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S BEING BIAS?!

GOD: CONTEMPT. OF. COURT.

Jackie: THIS ISN'T EVEN A REAL COURT! IT'S NOT A FAIR TR- HEY! PUT ME DOWN! THAT'S MY FUCKING FAM-

GOD: AS I WAS SAYING. CELESTIAL LAW STATES THAT SHOULD A NEPHILIM BE BIRTHED, BOTH PARENTS AND CHILD SHALL HAVE THEIR LIFE FORCE TERMINATED.

DISC0RD: WHAT?!

GOD: ABADDON. I AM BEYOND DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. YOU AND THOSE INVOLVED WITH HARBORING THE NEPHILIMS WILL BE TERMINATED. JACKLYNN GROVE WILL HAVE HER MEMORIES OF THE CHILDREN WIPED.

Abaddon: Your honor, please. At least let Joanne, DISC0RD, and the teapot walk free.

GOD: UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE.

Abaddon: Someone will need to take my place as The Sin of Wrath. Joanne knows the most about my job and abilities, and she already has her own infernal magic from Bifrons. DISC0RD....DISC0RD had nothing to do with this.

GOD: THE RABBIT IS THE IMAGINARY FRIEND OF THE TWO CHILDREN. THEY ARE OVERPOWERED.

Abaddon: DISC0RD has several disabilities. They don't naturally have 5th Dimensional Sight, that watch in their forehead is an aid to help them teleport. It has a bad heart. Trinity had gifted them with a secondary heart to help, but once Trinity is gone they will go right back to having heart problems. Its movement is hindered from the bad leg.

GOD: AND WE HAVE NO PROOF OF THIS.

Abaddon: You are an omniscient being. You know almost everything about them.

GOD: YET I CANNOT PROVE IT.

Abaddon: You're the Christian God themself. How can you not prove it?!

GOD: ORDER.

Abaddon: My point is, if you let Joanne live, she'll need some sort of emotional support. DISC0RD knows her... better than I do.

GOD: AND YOU DO NOT BEG FOR THE LIFE OF YOUR CHILDREN?

Abaddon: Look at them. They're suffering under the effects of an entity you REFUSE to do anything about. At least if their life forces-

GOD: LIFE FORCE. THEY'RE LIFE FORCES HAVE COMBINED INTO ONE.

Abaddon: At least if their life force is terminated, they won't be in pain.

DISC0RD: Y0U'R3 G0ING T0 KILL MY FUCKING KIDS?! AFT3R I SP3NT S0 L0NG-

Michael: Hush, before They sedate you or change Their mind.

GOD: THEN IT IS DECIDED. ABADDON, TRINITY, AND ALASKA AWAIT TERMINATION. JOANNE JANUS WILL OVERTAKE THE SIN OF WRATH AFTER PROPER TRAINING AND REHABILITATION.

Joanne: *Unintelligible distorted noises*

GOD: DISC0RD AND THE TEAPOT WILL BE RETURNED BACK TO THE MORTAL REALM. JACKLYNN GROVE'S MEMORIES WILL BE WIPED AND THE RED DUCK DOG WILL BE RETURNED TO HER.

*Tape ends*

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