Tennis Players as THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT Track list
(Based purely on the title not the content)
1. Fortnight
- Novak Djokovic: He breaks a new record every two weeks (at least it feels like it)
2. The Tortured Poets Department
- Iga Swiatek: She's a Swiftie and I really want one know her reaction to the album announcement and her first listen
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
- Andrey Rublev: *montage of broken racquets here*
4. Down Bad
- Alex de Minaur and Katie Boulter: He flew to San Diego to watch her final after he won the title in Acapulco. I've never felt so single in my life
- Taylor Fritz and Morgan Riddle
Again. I've never felt so single in my life.
5. So Long, London
- Andy Murray: He's English. And we're saying goodbye to him馃槶
6. But Daddy I Love Him
- Casper Ruud: My heart hurts every time he loses
- also: me whenever a player is injured
7. Fresh Out the Slammer
- Simona Halep: drug testing and trial
8. Florida!!!
- Ben Shelton: University of Florida alumni
9. Guilty as Sin?
- Alexander Zverev: Self explanatory
10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
- Jannik Sinner: idk what was in the bottom of that trash bin hut I don't think anyone wants to play him now
11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
- Andrey Rublev: (sorry for the repeat) I don't like his temper but he's hot. I could fix him.
12. loml
- Roger Federer: The love of my life my first tennis idol. Also the loss of my life
13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
- Rafa Nadal: He's doing it with a broken body right now. And it breaks his heart to leave
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
- Diego Schwartzman: For a tennis player, he's really short (I'm so sorry Diego)
15. The Alchemy
- Juan Carlo Ferrero, Darren Cahill, and Simone Vagnozzi: They have made gold in Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner
16. Clara Bow
- Maria Sharapova: It girl of Hollywood and it girl of tennis
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This was the only english language question asked to him today. Good. Keep it up. Fuck him. Don't care if you just played 4 hours, you're going on trial
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