#taylor fritz

[fritzes]

2024 tennis season in memes

I was gonna wait until after bjk cup and davis cup but eh whatever the season is basically over

[channelslam]

hsjkdhhrihfiwhiufhcrithihiuhiughiughiuhgiu fuck

[pinkcaraz]

i'm dying horrible news for agassi jorts 😭

[fairie-bread]

drew this ages ago and never posted it, but i finally finished that tennis player art meme !! ty to everyone who sent in requests <3

[tashiduncandonaldson]

i need taylor to put away the clownlor persona and remember who he really is aka grasslor fritz

[schumi-nadal]

What a cast 👀 

🎥 ATP Tour on X 

[fifteenloove]

I AM DYING HELP😭💀

[hellosammy19]

Do I Look Like Him? (Tennis Edition)

(editing to cope)

players getting comparisons and then not meeting them :(

[carlitoscore]

Men's tennis is so funny to me rn. You have medvedev, fritz and adm who would commit human sacrifice to take a set off jannik sinner after giving their 1000% against him every time but to no end and BOOM here comes this pathetic brown eyed bozo who loses to people outside top 100 and goes out in R2 of slams but won't fucking lose to jannik. Like...not on clay, not on hc, not even when being 0-3 down in the final set tb on jannik's favourite surface, who btw was 18-1 in tiebreaks previously. He also somehow has the channel slam this year. He got breadsticked by Casper Ruud.

[firstservepercentage]

2025 ATP tier list but its how understandable their English is to an ESL person

[livetogether--diealone]

he's in order:

morgan's boyfriend

rat exterminator (x8)

cat lover

tennis player

and today the boss open 2025 champion ✨

[dewisnation]

Laver cup immediately giving us dumb and dumber (affectionate) as a doubles pair is the kind of content I tune in for

[rolandkaros]

tennis rivalries as tumblr textposts pt. 1 [pt. 2][pt. 3][pt. 4]

[uelden]

the current atp top 10 as cat or dog breeds (rat-free)

this is going by today's (june 16th-17th) live rankings, so queen's & halle points just dropped. as it says in the title it's rat-free so there will only be 9 players. if you're really curious about tommy paul, who *just* dropped outside the top 10, he'd be a carolina dog.

everything under the cut!

jannik sinner - no breed, orange cat

loves to sleep, independent, playful and mischievous within his close circle, can end up looking like a dork at times, slow to trust. as 90% of domestic cats are not purebred, i thought it right to include a moggy

carlos alcaraz - andalusian terrier

he's from southern spain, quick, sturdy, attention-whore, very friendly, curious, affectionate, touchy-feely, quick on the uptake, vocal, energetic!!!, and has the attention span of a toddler unless there's danger. the andalusian terrier is taller than a jack russell (specifically 15cm-6in taller) but still has *that* kind of character. i have a similar dog (though she's a mysterious mix) and nothing seems physically impossible to them when they're excited, they'll literally try to drag branches 4 times their size and climb any tree trunks. they'll also 100% push their owners into the mud and/or do somersaults for any extra morsel of food. i know people generally compare carlos to a labrador puppy, but if we're talking about adult dogs he definitely doesn't give "big dog energy"

taylor fritz - ragdoll

american, gentle giant, he's big and looks very majestic but is actually clumsy as fuck, very chill, sweet, a kind of dog-like cat in terms of tolerance towards pain and towards other people and animals

novak djokovic - burmese

longest lifespan among cat breeds, also probably the most efficient physical form, a lot stronger than he looks, sinuous, very curious, wants attention, playful, vocal, people-oriented, social

jack draper - "english" labrador retriever

big, strong, good-natured, high-spirited, gentle but can be clumsy with his strength, 100% loyal to his close ones and very affectionate with them, he possesses intelligence, initiative and self-direction but is often underrated because of his friendly and trusting demeanor that makes him seem a bit daft. the "english" line is actually just the show variant, and it has a larger face and stockier build compared to the "american" (field) one. somewhat prone to health problems

lorenzo musetti - italian greyhound

old italian breed, slim and slight, extremely sweet and cute with his family but he's still a greyhound, ergo: high prey drive towards smaller animals, doesn't listen to recall instructions outside if he's fixated on something, needs a lot of training when he's a puppy. can easily get very nervous or fearful and is quite frail, but loves to play outside and can obviously run for days, he's also obviously one of the most graceful and pretty dogs on earth

holger rune - shiba inu

iconic, bold, stubborn, strong-willed, wants attention, affectionate towards his family but mistrustful of strangers, clever, independent, experts say he's got "high aggression, high reactivity and medium trainability", requires a lot of exercise and stimulation otherwise he can get anxious and if he's anxious he *will* scream and go feral and destroy everything in sight

ben shelton - american pit bull terrier

american, confident, big and muscly but still lean, high energy, very agile, extremely brave and fearless, eager to please, will *not* let go of a bone, enthusiastic, willing to work a lot, should obviously be very carefully trained to tame his natural exuberance which can be a danger

daniil medvedev - peterbald

russian, awkward-looking, actually very agile despite how dorky he looks, he's very vocal and unrelenting about it, one of the most verbally articulate cats, extremely intelligent and curious, very affectionate and sweet with his family

[fritzes]

[tennistalksisterstyle]

tennis is a very serious sport...i swear!