#Alizib irl??

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I need you all to see this joke my mom made while at the furniture store it’s very important to me

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GUYS I WENT TO THE LEGO HOMELAND

(May Unikitty! rest in pieces)

ALSO I BOUGHT HIM

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Me: Wow I sure do wonder why my throat hurts. Must be because the house is super dry because of the heater

Me two days later with a positive COVID test: are you kidding me

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Shoutout to that one girl who was eating a literal steak during assembly on Wednesday. I aspire to be her

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Happy week before finals to all who celebrate

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Buc-ee’s is to the American South as Disneyworld is to millennials

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Bro what the heck are my dreams on. Last night had some weird ass plot about freeing the dead or something. Like the ending of FNAF 6 type stuff. I guess this is the improvement over the “nobody really listens to you” dreams?????????

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shoutout to The Maybe Man album for suddenly getting 2nd place in my album rankings for my music review this year