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#Also Skystar is already the evil conscious of StarClan if anything Maple would just show up in the background now and then and be like
bonefall · 2 years
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Snowbird anon: I couldn't help myself: (this is for sh!ts and giggles, I love me an evil!Girlboss.)
Mapleshade: *sobs and apologizes to Starclan after repenting her sins, get accepted into Starclan.*
Ravenwing: "YOU'RE LETTING HER INTO STARCLAN? SHE BROKE THE CODE!"
Thunderstar: "She couldn't help who she fell in love with."
Shadowstar: "Exactly. Welcome Mapleshade."
Skystar: "Eh, I've done worse."
Grey Wing: "We know. The rest of you, get thee gone from our gate!"
Mapleshade: *inwardly cackles.*
(Also...Mapleshade/Skystar would be the evil conscious of Starclan LOL.)
Thunderstar: "Now, I'm aware that this might not make sense, seeing as you were all law-abiding citizens or just Appledusk, but you must understand. Women."
Frecklewish: "IM WOMEN!!"
Thunderstar: "Ok, but were you a girlboss? Not even killing anyone sounds like some girlemployee behavior. Not a good look."
And then he pulls a big lever that says 'HELL' on it and they all fall down a trap door. And Skystar says, "back in my day we didnt CHARGE people with TRIALS we just killed everyone who didnt like being murdered"
And it ends on a freeze frame and a laugh track
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