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tswwwit · 2 years

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Nobody asked for these, but here are some random Familiar AU thoughts!

Lately, Ford has been begrudgingly admitting that he knows of one time someone summoned a demon and it worked out.... okay. For certain definitions of the word. He grumbles about it a lot, but all of his associates are very surprised by this small admission. The news really comes in handy the first time Dipper and Bill meet some demon hunters. Nepotism at its finest.

Dipper is dreading the day he has to admit his marriage to his parents. Bill hasn't brought up the subject; Dipper's pretty sure it's because Bill doesn't care about them. Mabel, thankfully, hasn't spilled the beans yet. Maybe Dipper can avoid it forever. (He Can't.)

Wendy, whenever she finally meets Bill, is entirely unaware of his seething jealousy at her being Dipper's first crush. Soos, however, gets along with Bill fairly well! Considering he's Bill and all.

Bill has a whole set of extremely gaudy gold jewelry he can't wait to see Dipper wearing. (ONLY wearing that) He daydreams of his 'servant' feeding him eyeballs while he lies on a chaise lounge holding court. (Not gonna happen.)

One of Bill's first goals with the first reincarnation of Dipper is to sleep with him. Not sex, just literally sleep. Nap. Rest and snore in his ear and cuddle, because it's something he hasn't done before.

Dipper absolutely takes a ton of inspiration for his illusions from all the nightmares he's seen in the Mindscape. He's still a shitty actor, though, so the best bet of telling if that horrific writing monstrosity is real or an illusion is watching his face.

If Dipper's clearly pretending to be afraid? Illusion. If he's scared? Real. If he's calm? That's a coinflip; he's either making it, or he knows the guy from somewhere and isn't worried. Best to be cautious, 'cause it might eat you if you get close.

Finally, I bet Bill is the type of Gross to like popping his partner's pimples. Behold the only thing that could get Dipper Pines into skincare: Self Defense

#Familiar!AU #This is just some random bullshit so feel free to ignore it #None of this is technically canon until I write it and even then it's nebulous #Dipper's only gonna wear the cultist gold for bedroom times #He *might* do the feeding Bill things while lounging in front of his court if he got pants and the eyeballs were exchanged for grapes #A fair compromise; Bill didn't really want everyone seeing Dipper's bits anyway #They end up having an argument about why the grapes aren't peeled #Dipper makes an excellent point about how he'd mangle them and it'd ruin the aesthetic #Too late you've already spent fifteen minutes flirting/bickering in front of everyone #Dipper probably has to go to Pacifica for skincare tips #His face has cleared up a ton since puberty but he's in defense mode for the next eruption #And Mabel has plenty of stuff but it's either glittery or causes a breakout on Dipper #Or Both #One day I might write the parent thing cause it has a ton of potential chaos #But honestly the Wendy and Bill meeting is much closer to being conceptually done #Also smut is at 5k and I got to use the word 'antediluvian' which is always fun #That has been my rambles and thank for your reading

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