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em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.
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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse
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dipper

You're Right And you Should Say it
#answers#Bill all looming behind him in the background#Or behind the person about to wrong Dipper with a knife in hand
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What would Dippers reaction be if he did find out about Bill’s past and what he did to his home dimension? Is the reason why Bill has not shared much because he is worried how Dipper would react or is he just a master at ignoring his problems
Oh, Bill's absolutely a master of ignoring his own problems! He mostly hasn't brought it up because he tries his best not to think about it - but if/when he ever did, he'd be fairly reluctant to share it with Dipper.
#answers#As for what Dipper's reaction would be#I think he'd see waaaaay past whatever front Bill tried to put up over it#Not entirely sure what that would manifest as; what *do* you say to something of that magnitude?#But I'm fairly certain That Demon Is Getting A Big Big Hug#With some plausible deniability that it's comforting
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Had the first two panels in my drafts for like a year - it's not technically done but assume it is unless I say otherwise!
This dress has once again captured my mind
#Hell Yeah Hell Yeah#Dipper looking FINE as hell#Bill you should be grateful that such a wonderful twink deigns to grace your company#They're gonna cut a fine figure at that Bloodmoon Ball#The most elegant couple there#50% chance Bill convinces Dipper to dance anyway#And a 1000% chance of him slapping Dipper's ass at some point that evening
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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
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i like my wife best when hes angry
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Me, writing: Hm... I think I can save this problem for the Editing Stage. Me, editing: Hey what the fuck
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while bill was still a widower was there very moments where he’d turn to say something to dipper and just
“Hm.”
‘cause he’s not there?
Yes, Definitely, Absolutely
#answers#Bill spent a moment looking in the direction where a moment before he could have *sworn*-#Nothing. Silence and stillness; empty air.#And then he gets angry and lashes out at anyone nearby
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I think Bill is definitely the picky eater. There's no way Dipper could afford to be one while growing up with Mabel "Let's put dinosaur toys into an energy drink" Pines
You make an excellent point and I can sign onto this argument.
#answers#It's also supported by Book of Bill so canon is on this side#Bill's pickiness I imagine is still very eclectic#Like he'll eat eyeballs! Those are delicious! But god forbid there's mustard on his sandwich#That's going right in the trash
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Familiar!Bill was already protective of Dipper (although he hated to admit it) but I can’t imagine how over the top crazy Widow!Bill would be if *he* saw Dipper in a life threatening situation
:3c
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My favorite Soft moment they had was during Bill vs Bill when they finally reunited and just held each other for a bit. Very cute and also i just know they had some crazy cuddles that night
Oh, those cuddles were downright tender. It was likely the first time Bill saw Dipper truly hurt; not some bumps or bruises or cuts, but a serious injury! Close contact is clearly in order, even if that broken arm's gonna limit their snuggling positions.
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Hello! Just wanted to ask whats the difference between cult au and recreation au? Bcz im so confused on which is which
I started out with just 'Reincarnation AU' for that one series of shorts because I didn't think I was going to do another one!
Then my imagination got carried away.
Cult AU is also a reincarnation of Dipper, just a different one. There's no real timeline, just me playing around with the same guy reoccurring through multiple lifetimes.
#answers#Widower AU is a 'what if the reincarnation deal was never made but it happened anyway' AU#It's AUs all the way down#I cannot be stopped
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I imagine widowau!dipper to have the funniest disgusted face everytime he sees or hears how romantic he apparently was. But I KNOW bill will get something gross mushy and odd that even dipper wouldn’t stand for and claim that old dipper adored it.
“And here’s your coffee, so what do-“
“What the fuck is this mug”
The mug having a photo of a pine tree with a long branch sticking out of its side and the end of the branch is half way into a yellow triangle that looks like it’s blushing. And has ‘May-ple your day be great’ written on it despite not showing anything of a maple tree.
“What are you on about now, it’s your usual one.”
*insert dippers disgusted face and the mug being thrown in the bin*
Exactly! What's Dipper putting up such a fuss about? The 'Bill Cipher is So Much Smarter Than Me' shirt is his favorite! And he always loved giving backrubs and telling him how great his evil schemes were! Really, Pine Tree, Bill's just being considerate.
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Just finished the framiliar au origin story
Despite the fact they kissed like four times they need to kiss
I completely agree!
#answers#They SHOULD kiss more#I say having written at least two dozen kisses between them#But yeah I get the sentiment anon#Unfortunately them being Soft™️ with each other is hard won#Which makes it all the sweeter when they actually do
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