#Alucard has an excuse he lives in a magic teleporting castle

[chimaerakitten]

Thinking about possible Castlevania fic like

[googles use of cannon in Europe in the 15th century]

[googles origins of little red riding hood folklore]

[googles handguns in the 15th century]

[watches a YouTube video on 15th century women’s undergarments]

[googles maleus maleficarum publication date]

[watches the entire extra history series on vlad the impaler]

[accidentally spends half an hour on Wikipedia learning about the guy that the Belmont Stakes horse race was named after]

[googles “tomatoes”]